Organic wine, Parisian Brazilian waxes, Beyonce, Europe, and Juicy Jeans

valstulas

Cuz tinned cheese and cup o' noodles goes great with spam when you are pretending to make $25,000 a year.

Kitten80

Ha ha! I was searching up and down the page amazed the thread wasn't up yet and trying to decide if I made up a cool title if I could go ahead and do the honors. I'm trying to stay awake, yo.

Kitten80

Ever since time change, the baby went from sleeping (going back down after feed) until after 9 or whenever we had to leave to getting up at 7. She is more accurate than my alarm clock. I had just finally gotten the big kids to sleep past 7. She also does a 3 a.m. and often 5 o clock feed now which interupt my deep sleep. So by 7 I am exhausted and ready for MY nap.

Mommy is not a morning person.

I know it will all change again, but man I would like more than a couple hour or two naps a night. I just don't have as much pep, patience, etc with the sleep deprivation setting in.

It has also had a very negative impact on my milk production. Which makes me a sad mama.

This was not suppose to be a pity party. Sorry, all.

It's all good, baby is gonna baby and mama will live to tell the tale.

Kitten80

Wowzers. I just saw the date. How on earth is my "newborn" 8 months today??? It is going too fast!

[Deleted User]

I just thought the same thing after I realized there were two X_X

valstulas

@NKaeding has a better title.

valstulas

Jalapeño poppers. Until I got the stomach flu and threw a bunch of them up.

Now? Hamburger helper.

valstulas

FFSC: Mr. Vals likes to buy Cheez Wiz sometimes. I'll use it to draw dirty pictures on crackers for him. Mr. Vals has eaten a lot of Cheez Wiz penises.

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valstulas said:

FFSC: Mr. Vals likes to buy Cheez Wiz sometimes. I'll use it to draw dirty pictures on crackers for him. Mr. Vals has eaten a lot of Cheez Wiz penises.

Hahahaha I love this. Too funny, fromunda cheese! How do you even spell that word?

valstulas

simone711 said:

@valstulas‌ --- I love hamburger helper - but only only flavor (chili macaroni)

Double cheeseburger Mac. Mr. Vals fattens up this lean dish by adding shredded cheddar, bacon, and beer. It's very healthy.

[Deleted User]

My favorite processed food is... I actually have to think about this.

Gibbles brand cheese doodles, yum. Yeah, I think that's my favorite.

Kitten80

Hmmm, pre dairy free probably Kraft Mac n Cheese from the blue box. Hamburger helper was yummy too.

Ohhh, pizza rolls. Yup, pizza rolls. I think.

I miss processed food (

opheliainwaders

Cool ranch Doritos!

Weird confession? I've never had Hamburger Helper.

valstulas

Asbromle said:

valstulas said:

FFSC: Mr. Vals likes to buy Cheez Wiz sometimes. I'll use it to draw dirty pictures on crackers for him. Mr. Vals has eaten a lot of Cheez Wiz penises.

Hahahaha I love this. Too funny, fromunda cheese! How do you even spell that word?

Like this: :-SS

[Deleted User]

Ok, I want to change mine to the Kraft mac 'n' cheese. I must've forgotten my first love :x thanks for the reminder ladies!

valstulas

maryannespier said:

I'm so shocked that mr. @valstulas has high cholesterol.

Hahaha, he's gonna die.

What'll it be? His heart, his lungs, or his liver?

opheliainwaders

valstulas said:

maryannespier said:

I'm so shocked that mr. @valstulas has high cholesterol.

Hahaha, he's gonna die.

What'll it be? His heart, his lungs, or his liver?

Maybe he'll be like Mr. Burns, and get every possible condition, but have them all so perfectly balanced he's invincible!

PrimRoseMama

Vienna sausage bits & potted meat. Delicious! :P

coco2787

Velveeta. It just does things cheese just can't!

jackson290721

Deep fried pizza rolls

heatherbrownm

Yummmm jalapeño poppers @valstulas‌

martyn17

Fried mozzarella sticks or double stuffed oreos. Or french bread pizzas.

MRads

I love all the processed food. All of it.

Goldfish are my favorite though.

lancomechica

I'm not sure...oh wait...yes I am.

Cheese Its. Oh they are so delicious.

Kitten80

I don't trust myself to do the grocery shopping today after this thread!!

grapeskittles4lyfe

Cool ranch doritos most definitely way up there on the favorites list. 

Bought 2 cheddar taste explosion goldfish packages yesterday though (BOGOF) and am quite ashamed to say that not only is one package entirely gone from the face of this earth but that I put on a show convincing BF he would not like these decadent bites of cheese-like deliciousness.

arlingirl

Can I pick all of them? I don't think there's one natural, unprocessed food in my cabinet or fridge. Mmmm And if you're banning Kellogg's at your house, send it all to me.

chiboo9

Spam for sure. And corned beef hash. With rice, of course.

But I can only drink Diet Coke. Because diet.

mdlorenz

Chewy Chips Ahoy. I'll eat the whole box if I'm not careful.

DenverBride2005

Hostess cupcakes. God bless whoever kept that company going.

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Mangie717 said:

Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in Tostitos cheese dip.

That sounds good!

martyn17

I forgot my ultimate processed food favorite: Diet Coke.  I can go weeks without eating processed food, other than diet coke.  But Diet Coke is a staple.  I've cut way back (thanks to my soda stream, I now mostly drink fizzy water with lime).  But I still love me some DC

[Deleted User]

Mmmmmmmm @somerandomchick I love Spaghettio's, too!

coco2787

DenverBride2005 said:

Hostess cupcakes. God bless whoever kept that company going.

I ashamedly love these but can't remember the last time I had one. The guilt is too great.

jackson290721

Oh! Top ramen. But drain the water and mix the seasoning packet with butter. Fucking delicious. 

Karebear6978

Now it makes me miss all the terrible food I ate growing up... hohos, fruity pebbles, Oreos, hamburger helper... the list goes on.... I def should not go shopping today. Actually I shouldn't even leave the house because I have NO self control!

KMRR86

Karebear6978 said:

Now it makes me miss all the terrible food I ate growing up... hohos, fruity pebbles, Oreos, hamburger helper... the list goes on.... I def should not go shopping today. Actually I shouldn't even leave the house because I have NO self control!

Right there with you. My shopping cart would be judged so hard.

redrocksmama

Damn, why did I have to read this thread while stuck in nap jail?! Now I'm hungry.

I love DiGornio frozen pizza and pop tarts. I haven't let myself have a pop tart in like 10 years though cause I feel so guilty about eating them.

fabk

Now I am super hungry!
KD ( the mac and cheese from the blue box is called KD or Kraft Dinner in Canada), pop tarts, bagel bites, cool ranch doritos, oh and all the candy.

I haven't had any of the above in so long. Now I want it all RIGHT NOW!

elyse05

lancomechica said:

I'm not sure...oh wait...yes I am. Cheese Its. Oh they are so delicious.

This.  I can't buy them anymore because I will eat it all in 1 day.  The white ones are the best (all the white flavors.  I don't know what they are exactly).

Cheese-Its and a glass (or 3) of wine---- BLISS.

KMRR86

I hate this thread. I'm starving now.