Bottoms up!

anustart

I wasn't going to drink but my "awesome" H made me all paranoid by not answering my texts or calls for over 3 hours and, of course, I thought the worst but SIL confirmed he is alive and well.


He still hasn't called. There better be a good reason.

Who is drunk already?

AndytheNarddogBernard

Not me, but I need to be soon. I'm failing at trying to be a stupid lame AE that was looking to get a few chuckles and maybe slightly annoy people on a slow Saturday.

anustart

Seriously guise?!!?? You're leaving me with nard??? C'monnnn

AndytheNarddogBernard

anustart said:

Seriously guise?!!?? You're leaving me with nard??? C'monnnn

What's wrong with me?!?!?

anustart

Gingyyyy!!! Haiiii!!

@BunkinMama‌ DH and I have been known to have a target date night lol

Awesome deal on throw pillows right now!!

anustart

Zoommggggg I saved 70 bucks on throw pillows yesterday @humptydance‌

anustart

AW ALERT:

Buy one get one half off, 15% off with cartwheel 5% off with redcard and a 10.00 GC for spending 50+

Buy all the pillows!!!11!!

anustart

GotGingy said:

I'm so sad I didn't get to come to BDSM and meet you, @anustart‌. But I promise I'll make my way there soon!

Yes!! Do it!!! You didn't miss much as it's just me and the kids lolol

ETA: cool story, iPhone.

AndytheNarddogBernard

I like throw pillows. I also really like going to target to play my banjo.

anustart

LauraT25 said:

I am sofaking hungry right now. Can someone please go pick up Thai food for me?

We had Mac n cheese. Lol

jorkz821

Here. Eating leftover pizza dinner. Reaching the point of regret at volunteering to host this shower tomorrow. Why do I do this?? I'm terrible at planning and cleaning and socializing. And all these perfect girls coming over will probably be like "ew, did you SEE her baseboards??"

Ugh.

angelashly

humptydance said:

I'm about to get down with these little hangovers in a can. I can't wait!

Got those too. Plus this:

anustart

LauraT25 said:

Fuck I would blow that AE for some Jason's Deli right now.

/ded

missyishere

This drink is realllllly good. Root beer, Irish cream, and vanilla vodka.

jorkz821

I like your giant pillows @anustart‌


IYKWIM

AndytheNarddogBernard

LauraT25 said:

Fuck I would blow that AE for some Jason's Deli right now.

What about get a mouth full of period?

anustart

Lolz I'm embarrassed ab the couch and now all of the internet can see it but new couch comes in April so fuck it. That's why I NEEDED new pillows. @GotGingy‌ GO BACK

angelashly

I've decided I want Mexican, but don't want to get dressed.

anustart

AndytheNarddogBernard said:

LauraT25 said:

Fuck I would blow that AE for some Jason's Deli right now.

What about get a mouth full of period?


WTAF

AndytheNarddogBernard

anustart said:

LauraT25 said:

Fuck I would blow that AE for some Jason's Deli right now.

What about get a mouth full of period?

WTAF

Seriously? She said she'd blow me, but that got nothing. But as soon as i ask about getting her to go down while on the period. oh no! the horror!

anustart

LoisLayn23 said:

Living on the wild side. Got a little grenadine in my coke.

You're cut off

wiggyslilsis

We will be having tacos for dinner because we are at my parent's. My step dad just left to get groceries and the store is a half hour away so I am guessing dinner is still a few hours out. Fuck it...I'm gonna start drinking now. Rum and Pepsi...not the best but it will do.

Tomorrow is LO's 2nd bday party and I have SO much to do but most of it needs to wait until tomorrow. Definitely drinking!

AndytheNarddogBernard

Im only hanging around, because you all make it too easy.

AndytheNarddogBernard

And I haven't even done anything.

anustart

justAphase said:

MrsButt said:

Hai guise! Moscow Mules are the bomb!

I looooooooooooove Moscow Mules! I had my first one with @anustart in Austin!



Memooooories!

littlestjerry

I am having the shittiest of days and not having an entire bottle of wine to drink right now is really ruining things for me. At least there's always ice cream in this house.

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angelashly

GotGingy said:

SunnyDays26 said:

The other liquor store thread and the mention of Target in this thread has me wondering- does your Target sell alcohol? I buy wine and beer there a lot.

Ours has all kinds. Not a huge selection, but big name brands of liquor and beer. Plus a wall o' wine.

This is my Target too

casholmes

I finally found my ID and went and bought all the wine. And some Mike's, vodka, and whatever the hell Mad Dog is. Good thing we're staying over at MIL's tonight.

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LoveActually4

I'm boring and lurking, I went out with the work girls last night and got a bit sloppy so I'm lame tonight.

Also, this day is awkward. I kinda get making an AE to start drama, be funny, confess juicy secrets, etc. but making and AE just to be weird and annoying is....well, just weird and annoying.

missyishere

Awww Canadian kisses!

NeneCakies

Got the red wine open because I like it, not because my mom yelled at me for daring to not call for two weeks (and she had to actually call ME). That's actually the shortest interval we've ever had so I'm not even sorry. She can just go ahead and lower those expectations.

AndytheNarddogBernard

LoveActually4 said:

I'm boring and lurking, I went out with the work girls last night and got a bit sloppy so I'm lame tonight. Also, this day is awkward. I kinda get making an AE to start drama, be funny, confess juicy secrets, etc. but making and AE just to be weird and annoying is....well, just weird and annoying.

I like being weird and annoying. Its fun

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LuckyDad

Word up, friends!

insertclevername

I had Five Guys for lunch, so I skipped dinner. I got a haircut today and I am on my second Redd's. I may have a third since my baby sleeps in his crib now. Woot woot!

insertclevername

Also, 2015 I am going to make Iowa my annual Bumpie trip because you all are having so much fun and are full of awesome. @mrsbutt @mackalien13 @sookiefrackhouse68 @missyishere @loislayn @thisisbrea @randomsalpal

missyishere

Tailgate 2014 this October. All shall come!!!

insertclevername

missyishere said:

Tailgate 2014 this October. All shall come!!!

Jealous!  I am doing a September 1D NC trip so I can't do another trip, but 2015 I will be hiding in yo' bushes and breaking into the cuntbago to steal your swimsuits.