UO time!

deedee1017

EmJ&B said:

kimbo1216 said:

 Haven't worn a thing since college.

Not one thing?

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#allnekkidallthetime
#cantbelievenobodycaughtthat

I caught it but let it slide.  LOL

Kimbo, I knew you liked things to be natural, but I didn't think ALL things, ALL natural. 

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elllaf

I used to ONLY wear thongs before I pushed a baby out of my lady bits. Now it's all about boy shorts. I tried a thong a few weeks ago. Nope nope.

I hate smelling other people's perfume as they walk by.
#stopbathinginit
#lessismore

I don't wear it either because DH hates it too.

Technology. Restricted but not too crazy.

I despise coach bags. #ugly
LV too.
All the bags with the logo prints #gag
#purseswithcamorepulseme
#camoandpink #areyoufuckingkiddingme

I'm sure minivans are awesome especially when you have more than 2 kids...I just don't see myself ever buying one
#dhdroveaminivanwhenwemet
#yesistillmarriedhim

I can't even afford to go home to NJ for a visit. I certainly can't justify a bumpie gtg
#shareyourmileswithmeandthenwe'lltalk

Pantyhose are the devil. But necessary.

My UO: footed sleepers on toddlers look ridiculous to me. #infantsonly
The snug fit 2 piece pajamas are adorable.

Sorry I got carried away with the pounding

MrsStuessyWI

Weljadraak said:

DH's favorite song. He sings this all the freaking time. Ironic considering my previous statement about never wearing one. 

bkeane619

@ellaf wait till your toddler starts yanking their socks off when it's cold out. Footies for eva!

scamberlous3000

I effing love black licorice. I'm always the one eating the black jelly beans at Easter time.

#bringonthesambuca
#ilovemothersmilkteatoo

muffyvonmuff

• I love thongs, I think my butt might be too big and turns regular undies into insta-wedgies.  May as well just give myself one with less fabric.  
  

• I love cologne on men and perfume on ladies.  I only wear Dolce Light Blue and consider it "my scent"
  

• Panty hose is for Nana, I use Sally Hansen Airbrush legs…amaze balls 
  

• I might go to a BGTG because I like excuses to travel
  

My UO

Everyone is all "OMG Leo deserved to win an Oscar"  I don't think he's that awesome and I don't think he deserved to win.  I also don't love the movie Titanic and never want to sit through it again.

bkeane619

scamberlous3000 said:

I effing love black licorice. I'm always the one eating the black jelly beans at Easter time.

#bringonthesambuca
#ilovemothersmilkteatoo

Grody

deedee1017

scamberlous3000 said:

I effing love black licorice. I'm always the one eating the black jelly beans at Easter time. #bringonthesambuca #ilovemothersmilkteatoo

Ever try ouzo (it's alcohol)?  You'd love it if you love black licorice.  

Jenball717

I think the dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs are better than the milk chocolate variety.

Lee81

megs1409 said:

I LOVE my 1 Louis Vuitton handbag.  It's classic.  I never have to change with seasons.  It goes with everything (presumably this is a UO in and of itself). 

I justified buying it as I promised myself I would not buy another handbag (like, ever, or at least for a very large number of years. So far, I'm 5 years without buying another bag).  If I bought Coach /Michael Kors bags, do you know how many I would have???  And how much that would cost???  Let's put it this way, I donated/gave away 25 Coach and Michael Kors bags over the past 5-10 years as I would never "go back" to a bag once I got a new one.

OMG HOW MUCH DOES LOUIS VUITTON COST? Did you just compare it to 25 Coach bags?? I'm too cheap to even buy one Coach bag...

CateOfChicago

NRyan55 said:

CateOfChicago said:

I also hate thongs but have some for DH's benefit. They are like the bumper on dd's crib, only for show and serve no practical purpose.

Wait, @Cateofchicago you have bumpers in your LO's crib?

Only when company is over. Otherwise, they are lying on the floor in the corner. DD never goes in the crib with them. I won't even tell you how much they were at rh baby. Not one if my best decisions but I love the look.

Side note. Are they bumpers or is it a bumper. Mine is 1 piece so I guess bumper. Things that make you go hmmm...

Icarriedawatermelon

My UO: I actually like watching The View.

muffyvonmuff

CateOfChicago said:

I also hate thongs but have some for DH's benefit. They are like the bumper on dd's crib, only for show and serve no practical purpose.

Wait, @Cateofchicago you have bumpers in your LO's crib?

Only when company is over. Otherwise, they are lying on the floor in the corner. DD never goes in the crib with them. I won't even tell you how much they were at rh baby. Not one if my best decisions but I love the look. Side note. Are they bumpers or is it a bumper. Mine is 1 piece so I guess bumper. Things that make you go hmmm…

The only problem is if I was your company I would side eye you using bumpers, something Ive done at plenty of my friends houses.  As I then casually mention they are illegal in 2 states. 

ETA: One of those states is Illinois, are you in Chicago and can still buy them?

norbert5

I don't have any UO todays.

I had one yesterday but now I can't remember it.

#ineedsleep

jennlin

Jenball717 said:

I think the dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs are better than the milk chocolate variety.

Dark chocolate anything is better, but Cadbury eggs are a sugary mess. Ew!

blondolphn

I'm in il and I knowing can buy them.

Ursidae

Pills: I can swallow them if they're small enough (my throat isn't very wide), but speaking of phobias: I "stabbed" my pediatrician with a needle intended for me when I was 6 XD I was banned.

Thongs: YES - ERDAY! Normal panties don't fit my butt after the first wear, thereafter they just saggggg

My UO: I love Sir Mix A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" & it is my go-to song for karaoke... everyone sings along & quite a few come up to the "stage" and dance.

#knowallthelyricsbyheart

#whitegirlwannaberapper

#beerbeerbeeeer ♫

taylormarie923

I prefer fake plants/flowers to the real thing.

Jenball717

jennlin said:

Jenball717 said:

I think the dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs are better than the milk chocolate variety.

Dark chocolate anything is better, but Cadbury eggs are a sugary mess. Ew!

Not the creme eggs, the mini eggs. They are solid chocolate with a crisp sugar shell.

#stolethatdescriptionfromthebag
#theemptybag

jennlin

Jenball717 said:

jennlin said:

Jenball717 said:

I think the dark chocolate Cadbury mini eggs are better than the milk chocolate variety.

Dark chocolate anything is better, but Cadbury eggs are a sugary mess. Ew!

Not the creme eggs, the mini eggs. They are solid chocolate with a crisp sugar shell.

#stolethatdescriptionfromthebag
#theemptybag

This sounds good, I can be down with that

#stillfriends

Weljadraak

taylormarie923 said:

I prefer fake plants/flowers to the real thing.

CateOfChicago

has615 said:

CateOfChicago said:

NRyan55 said:

CateOfChicago said:

I also hate thongs but have some for DH's benefit. They are like the bumper on dd's crib, only for show and serve no practical purpose.

Wait, @Cateofchicago you have bumpers in your LO's crib?

Only when company is over. Otherwise, they are lying on the floor in the corner. DD never goes in the crib with them. I won't even tell you how much they were at rh baby. Not one if my best decisions but I love the look.

Side note. Are they bumpers or is it a bumper. Mine is 1 piece so I guess bumper. Things that make you go hmmm…

The only problem is if I was your company I would side eye you using bumpers, something Ive done at plenty of my friends houses.  As I then casually mention they are illegal in 2 states. 

ETA: One of those states is Illinois, are you in Chicago and can still buy them?

I bought mine online. I think they are still in the store in the burbs but not in the city of Chicago. At least that is how it was when I registered. I always tell my company that I take the bumper off and they think I'm crazy, even those with young ones. Most of my friends and fam keep them on. I usually give a big gasp and a prolonged "you doooooo". It's a running joke that I'm by the book and crazy researcher and others go more by instinct.

BTW I love LV. Bags are my thing. I have several LV, Burberry, Fendi, etc. I don't have a Chanel yet, some day. I justify it by using coupons (I use jillcataldo.com-love it) and my clothes are all cheap. Bags are my guilty pleasure.

deedee1017

I guess I have an UO today.  

@CateofChicago I'm not side eyeing you for any of that.

Ajoyd

This may be a UO based on the GTG comments: I have no interest in ever visiting Dallas in my lyfe.

I live in St. Louis, which I love, but FWIW it probably wouldn't be super high on my list of places to visit either, so I'm not really dissing Dallas, I just don't want to go there.

MrsStuessyWI

Ajoyd said:

This may be a UO based on the GTG comments: I have no interest in ever visiting Dallas in my lyfe.

I live in St. Louis, which I love, but FWIW it probably wouldn't be super high on my list of places to visit either, so I'm not really dissing Dallas, I just don't want to go there.

preach.

acethebase

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already!

#fuckingerkstheshitoutofme
#stopactinglikewereinhighschool
#ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

Gatorsgirl731

I don't like Easter Candy.

carawasa

Gatorsgirl731 said:

I don't like Easter Candy.

peeps SUCK. ewwwwwww!!  

has anyone ever noticed that reeses shaped eggs taste way better than regular reeses? why!!!!? 

Jenball717

acethebase said:

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already! #fuckingerkstheshitoutofme #stopactinglikewereinhighschool #ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

Do I sense a callout coming? #prettyplease? #imbored

Ajoyd

Jenball717 said:

acethebase said:

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already! #fuckingerkstheshitoutofme #stopactinglikewereinhighschool #ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

Do I sense a callout coming? #prettyplease? #imbored

Yes, we need to know who this is. I have my guesses.

BrittanyCupcakes

I shop for underwear in the clearance bins at Fredericks. I wear any style except crotchless and often go commando. I think I wore granny panties until I was 20, though.

Cadbury eggs are ick. I remember they were always the prize of the Easter basket, but its crappy chocolate with weirdly textures overly sweet goo in the middle. I'd easily trade an entire Easter basket for a bar of good European chocolate.

My baby rocks animal prints and multi-colored tutu skirts on a regular basis. Sometimes together. More of a FFFC, I guess, but I've seen the animal print thing mentioned before on UO, so whatever.

Gatorsgirl731

comeongetdown said:

Gatorsgirl731 said:

I don't like Easter Candy.

blasphemy!

It all tastes like cheap chocolate to me. Peeps are disgusting. The only thing I like is the gum that comes in little egg cartons.

acethebase

Jenball717 said:

acethebase said:

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already!

#fuckingerkstheshitoutofme
#stopactinglikewereinhighschool
#ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

Do I sense a callout coming?

#prettyplease?
#imbored

I don't know. I can see it going something like this...

jennlin

I roast peeps over a campfire. Crystallized shell over melty goodness.

#clearancepeepsareperfectformemorialdaycamping

acethebase

carriet2018 said:

acethebase said:

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already!

#fuckingerkstheshitoutofme
#stopactinglikewereinhighschool
#ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

_________
i dont know if i have done this or not, but i am laughing out loud about the get a room part.

It doesn't bother me when people give shout outs to someone that has experienced the same thing or has knowledge on the subject (or maybe it's even an inside joke). But It's the call outs that don't even make sense. They just call each other out so the rest of us know their bff's or something .

EmJ&B

jennlin said:

I roast peeps over a campfire. Crystallized shell over melty goodness. #clearancepeepsareperfectformemorialdaycamping

LOL . . . that sounds just gross enough to be good

hartsl01

acethebase said:

I hate when bumpies put in extra effort just to include their "crush" in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. For example: Yeah I have this and so does @blahblahblah and our babies look so cute in it. Like I already know your in love with this person just go get a fucking room already! #fuckingerkstheshitoutofme #stopactinglikewereinhighschool #ihavetwopeopleinmindthatmakemewanttovomit

----

oooo....

#iwanttoknow

KimbosOverSupply

kimbo1216 said:

I think panty hose in summer are just weird. Haven't worn a thing since college. And to add to that, I only wear bikini-cut panties while pregnant. Otherwise they cut below my pooch and make me feel fatter. Boy shorts for life. :P

totally!!!! the only thing i care about when it comes to lingerie is if it will fit my nursing pads, imiright????

Jenball717

EmJ&B said:

jennlin said:

I roast peeps over a campfire. Crystallized shell over melty goodness.

#clearancepeepsareperfectformemorialdaycamping

LOL . . . that sounds just gross enough to be good



No, that sounds AMAZING!

hartsl01

missgpsu said:

You people with your leg make-up is blowing my mind.  That could solve all the problems and no more pantyhose.  Can I spray some of the old teachers whose veins stick out and freak me out?  What about the chub rub?  My pantyhose solve that too.  So spanx type shorts and leg make-up.

Yes... #spanxFTWunlessitsover75

ElleStaxx said:

I also hate thongs but have some for DH's benefit. They are like the bumper on dd's crib, only for show and serve no practical purpose.

Wait, @Cateofchicago you have bumpers in your LO's crib?

Only when company is over. Otherwise, they are lying on the floor in the corner. DD never goes in the crib with them. I won't even tell you how much they were at rh baby. Not one if my best decisions but I love the look. Side note. Are they bumpers or is it a bumper. Mine is 1 piece so I guess bumper. Things that make you go hmmm...

I find it absolutley crazy to put bumpers in the crib for company and then take them out. Eta: LOs bedding is also from RH and I still don't take them in and out.

FFTC: I have no idea what you guise mean by RH