WTF Wednesday

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Let it all out, ladies. 

getitdone

I usually never get to post in this thread but I had a huge WTF moment this morning. Why do people post pictures of their 9/10/11 year old daughters in their dance clothes (not like ballerina costumes but tiny shorts with titty shirts) with tons of makeup on FB?? They look like hoochies. If it is for dance and as a parent you are ok with that then fine, but why put it on fb where you have no idea what creeper is looking at your daughter. Usually I can just blow this off, but there was a pic this morning on fb that absolutely floored me and this girl is 7 years old.

kristine526

WTF parents of STL? Its 11 degrees and half your kids are at the bus stop without coats!

WTF DH? Please stop asking how you look after each work out. You look great, and I look like a whale in comparison. And no, the fact that I'm pissy about it doesn't make me grumpy. The fact that you're being a douchecanoe makes me grumpy.

stinamarie412

Wtf body/LO that kept me up until 4am knowing I had to be up at 7am to take the munchkin to the bouncy house later for our last day together. Today is going to be the longest day ever.

Wtf DH who stayed up just as late as I did and is now sleeping for a while longer. I'm jealous and bitter.

KBowen715

getitdone said:

I usually never get to post in this thread but I had a huge WTF moment this morning. Why do people post pictures of their 9/10/11 year old daughters in their dance clothes (not like ballerina costumes but tiny shorts with titty shirts) with tons of makeup on FB?? They look like hoochies. If it is for dance and as a parent you are ok with that then fine, but why put it on fb where you have no idea what creeper is looking at your daughter. Usually I can just blow this off, but there was a pic this morning on fb that absolutely floored me and this girl is 7 years old.

...and we call them Prostitots.

Nikkidoll15

Wtf 3rd trimester. I haven't slept well in 2 weeks.. I wanted to cry when I woke up this morning, like really?!??! I go to bed at 9 and toss and turn and never wake up feeling refreshed. I know when the baby comes that I won't sleep, but why can't I enjoy the last couple months of rest!

Cupcakes89

WTF cravings... I want pizza bites.. and it 7:30 am...

Pirincessamberjoy

Wtf body? How can I simultaneously have heartburn, nausea AND be starving???

Wtf a-hole who told my 12 year old asd kid that he should pray that I don't die during my csection because then I won't go to heaven because I am not Christian. Like he isn't worried enough about me having surgery, getting a baby brother, and me being gone for 5 days!! Now he is worried that I might die and go to hell.

cbrust

WTF Amazon Prime, I ordered my shit on saturday and it still isn't here. I NEED my damn k-cups already!!

AnnieA75

getitdone said:

I usually never get to post in this thread but I had a huge WTF moment this morning. Why do people post pictures of their 9/10/11 year old daughters in their dance clothes (not like ballerina costumes but tiny shorts with titty shirts) with tons of makeup on FB?? They look like hoochies. If it is for dance and as a parent you are ok with that then fine, but why put it on fb where you have no idea what creeper is looking at your daughter. Usually I can just blow this off, but there was a pic this morning on fb that absolutely floored me and this girl is 7 years old.

@ getitdone I wonder if we have the same Fb friends!?!? I am seriously WTF-ing one Fb friend in particular this week who keeps posting pics of her daughter (maybe 8 or 9) at dance competitions. She has make-up caked and giant fake eye lashes. She's wearing shorts that look like undies and a shirt that barely covers her chest. As a kid, I danced for about 12 years and totally get that you have to wear extra make-up for it to show-up on stage and in pics, but this girl has more make-up on than you could imagine and the outfits are so inappropriate, and I'm no where close to being a prude!

momthatlifts

Wtf husband? The elbow to the face in the middle of the night freaking hurt
Wtf dog for stealing the covers at the exact same time I'm getting elbowed in the face

sheriot

WTF morning sickness? F*ck you. Again.

WTF VP of my company? Pointing to my belly and saying, "Whoa. What's going on THERE?" will only get you bitch face and "I tripped and fell on my husband's dick. Oops." Douchebag.

ksyknelvr73

kristine526 said:

WTF parents of STL? Its 11 degrees and half your kids are at the bus stop without coats! WTF DH? Please stop asking how you look after each work out. You look great, and I look like a whale in comparison. And no, the fact that I'm pissy about it doesn't make me grumpy. The fact that you're being a douchecanoe makes me grumpy.

@kristine526, this is exactly how things are with my H right now. He does exactly what yours does and loves to tell me how much weight he has lost recently. IDGAF.

KBowen715

Jenvadnais89 said:

WTF cravings... I want pizza bites.. and it 7:30 am...

I totes have chicken chunk bites before 7 am sometimes. Justification? They're natural and full of prooooteeeiiiinnn.

Then I get all sad face on the scale. Meh!

KBowen715

WTF grad school. Our last email from the program director outlined our expected on-campus hours. Math fun facts! 3 hours of study per hour of class (all studying must be done on campus as our patients/case studies are HIPPA protected)- we take 15 hours. So on campus time for class=45.
-PLUS, we all have clinic. We have 2-3 patients at 3-5 hours apiece. So, on the low side, 15 hours. But wait! They all have twice weekly reports at about 1 hr/each. 3 add'l hours.
PLUS, we have 4 mandatory hours per week of diagnostic assessments. Plus two mandatory one hour meetings for debriefing.
-PLUS, I tutor/advise/grade/etc at a required 10 hours per week. SOOO...
45+18+6+10=79 hours per week. Required. On the low side. /rant

WTF husband, you get a baby while I get stretch marks and fat and chronic mouth breathing. Snore one more night and I'll suffocate you in your sleep.

sarahjanisse

Wtf...you offer to plan my baby shower but want me to make invites, print, and send them myself?

kristine526

ksyknelvr73 said:

kristine526 said:

WTF parents of STL? Its 11 degrees and half your kids are at the bus stop without coats! WTF DH? Please stop asking how you look after each work out. You look great, and I look like a whale in comparison. And no, the fact that I'm pissy about it doesn't make me grumpy. The fact that you're being a douchecanoe makes me grumpy.

@kristine526, this is exactly how things are with my H right now. He does exactly what yours does and loves to tell me how much weight he has lost recently. IDGAF.

The fact that he is the bearer or popsicles and oreos is the only reason my H is living right now. We just went through this whole thing about a month ago when he decided that both of us getting on the scale was a great idea, and I found out I was within 5 pounds of him. I cried. All night. Like big sobbing tears crying. The next day (still crying btw) I told him that I didn't care if he lost weight and went to the gym, but I didn't want to know about it. He seemed to understand, up until last night.

lindseylu10

WTF hubby for stealing my body pillow in the middle of the night, don't you know that the body pillow works in conjunction with the Snoogle to provide me with the optimal nest for 3rd trimester sleeping. I call it The Mama Spot for a reason! Stop ruining it!

AugustGlass

WTF UTI? This is day 4 of antibiotics and my back still hurts, my stomach is still tightening, I can't get comfortable for more than 5 minutes - I'm over it!

EmilyGolden1

kristine526 said:

ksyknelvr73 said:

kristine526 said:

WTF parents of STL? Its 11 degrees and half your kids are at the bus stop without coats! WTF DH? Please stop asking how you look after each work out. You look great, and I look like a whale in comparison. And no, the fact that I'm pissy about it doesn't make me grumpy. The fact that you're being a douchecanoe makes me grumpy.

@kristine526, this is exactly how things are with my H right now. He does exactly what yours does and loves to tell me how much weight he has lost recently. IDGAF.

The fact that he is the bearer or popsicles and oreos is the only reason my H is living right now. We just went through this whole thing about a month ago when he decided that both of us getting on the scale was a great idea, and I found out I was within 5 pounds of him. I cried. All night. Like big sobbing tears crying. The next day (still crying btw) I told him that I didn't care if he lost weight and went to the gym, but I didn't want to know about it. He seemed to understand, up until last night.

YES! My husband is training for Ironman right now and is like look at this definition blahblahblah and I'm all like...

ho11yday

WTF DH who smooshed my boob as he rolled over in bed this morning. This is why I'm going to end up with pancake boobs with I'm 40--not because of gravity.

lindseylu10

ashtog said:

lindseylu10 said:

WTF hubby for stealing my body pillow in the middle of the night, don't you know that the body pillow works in conjunction with the Snoogle to provide me with the optimal nest for 3rd trimester sleeping. I call it The Mama Spot for a reason! Stop ruining it!

body pillow AND snoogle??? how do you set this up because it sounds lovely!


Yep! I put the long side of the Snoogle along the edge of the bed and the body pillow on the other side and I plop down in the hole they create in the middle. Takes up a lot of space in the bed though! It also is good protection against hubby's ulterior motives since it blocks him off from me, the 3rd trimester has turned him into a horned up 16 year old...

awc1986

WTF boss. Perhaps check before you start blaming me for a so-called mistake. It turns out it wasn't a mistake and you were just being an idiot.

RachelCA29

WTF Husband: I love you and your nice bod, but why do you have to do yoga like 5 times a week? Yoga used to be MY thing, and then we started doing it together. Now I can handle 1, maybe 2 classes a week tops, in my pregnant state. And you still get to enjoy 5 classes a week. I'm jealous.

Kageer

WTF BH contractions? You are not a welcome pregnancy thing for me. I will had to put up with you for the entire last half of this pregnancy.
WTF DS2? You need to stop your nap strike-mommy needs a break!

kshampeny

WTF Progesterone suppositories.  I had no night sweats or weird drooling and now because of you I'm just one giant puddle of goo at night.  So gross!

Jennyinheaven

getitdone said:

I usually never get to post in this thread but I had a huge WTF moment this morning. Why do people post pictures of their 9/10/11 year old daughters in their dance clothes (not like ballerina costumes but tiny shorts mwith titty shirts) with tons of mmakeup on FB?? They look like hoochies.
If it is for dance and as a parent you are ok with that then fine, but why put it on fb where you have no idea what creeper is looking at your daughter. Usually I can just blow this off, but there was a pic this morning on fb that absolutely floored me
and this girl is 7 years old.

My 5 year old niece is in a cheerleading group that dresses them this way DH and I think it is terrible she is a cute little girl no need for the pile of hooker makeup and stripper outfit, terrible no way will our daughter be joinin these type of groups

theoryofwhat

WTF stairs?! Why are you so hard to get up and down right now?

babyaotw

WTF coworker who argued with me that my due date must be wrong. STFU.

lauralou3x3

WTF my precious daughter. I love you dearly but my bladder is not a trampoline. Please flip so I can enjoy your movements

oscarwao

Can I join the annoyingly fit husbands club? I was a super healthy low carb high fiber and protein eater for years and Slowly changed the way I cooked because DH hates veggies/loves rice and beans. Now DH is on a super strict diet kick and working out like crazy, and I just want to eat donuts, plus I can't work out due to an inguinal hernia that is seriously killing me. I'm all for him being healthy but it is a little like rubbing salt in a wound to watch him get so invigorated while I'm chunking up.

Tnpeach

Wtf leg vein thingy? You have been tame and not hurty, and you decide to start throbbing in class! How am I supposed to teach in front of the class if I can't stand in front of the class?

Wtf dinner? Cook faster, I'm hungry now! Is it too early for a snack?

sisterjanet

ashtog said:

Nikkidoll15 said:

Wtf 3rd trimester. I haven't slept well in 2 weeks.. I wanted to cry when I woke up this morning, like really?!??! I go to bed at 9 and toss and turn and never wake up feeling refreshed. I know when the baby comes that I won't sleep, but why can't I enjoy the last couple months of rest!

that was me and then I bought a snoogle. now I wake up once a night to pee and go right back to sleep. seriously it's like being cradled by a giant white fluffy snake.

That might win for most awesomely creepy product recommendation I have ever seen.

Mimaloo

WTF body - why aren't you hungry at dinner time? 

WTF winter - go the fvck away. 

lindseylu10

WTF ice cream, why you gotta be so far away from the couch in the damn freezer!

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lauralou3x3

WTF boobs that now touch my belly when I'm not wearing a bra. This must be how guys feel when their balls stick to their legs.

mmks

WTF child of mine?  Why will you not let your father wake up with you in the mornings so I can get an extra hour of sleep?  I am well aware that my sleep is a precious commodity at this point and will be even more so in a few months!  I love that you are a mama's boy, but come ON!

gypsymystic

WTF ALLERGIES! First the LO, then the H & I, and apparently everyone at work. They are relentless. F* you tiny particles of airborne tree sperm. 

And also WTF Third Trimester... I look forward to you for practically 6 long months, and now I remember what you are really all about.

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rainbowsockmonkey

WFT GreenMill.  You are across the street from the hotel I work at, and are owned by the same company.  When I tell you I work at the front desk of X Hotel, it means a get a discount.  When you tell me it will be 40 minutes for my delivery order, I will give you 15 extra minutes, cause stuff happens.  When you show up 40 minutes late, don't offer me my receipt, and don't give me discount, I'm pissed.  I don't want a gift card with my discount on it, I want my cash back.  I won't be going back to you to use the gift card!

ThereBeDragons

WTF third trimester.

If the urge to pee is THAT critical- can I at least pee more than a few drops? I'm supposed to be on bed rest- not dashing to the bathroom every 5min.

Stomach/digestive tract, can we negotiate the size of acceptable meals? I'm always starving here because one bagel or serving of plain meat  is not enough to sustain me for the six hours you take to process it sufficiently so that I can eat again without throwing up from being overfull. Thank you for fattening up baby off my fat reserves, but mama is still hungry.

And why am I so damn tired when all I do in my day is lie around resting? And if I'm so tired... Why can't I sleep? WTF.