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shlittertoots · February 2014

I have 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies coming to my office and that's where they're staying. The husband and kid aren't getting any. My job is hard, yo. (Not really, I just like to eat cookies and I don't like sharing).

Pintobean39 · February 2014

I've never bought a box of Girl Scout cookies.

sister13 · February 2014

Joy2611 said:

SCSmith2011 said:

I have to ask, where is your preferred place to get a cheesesteak in Philly? I've only tried Pats, Genos and Tony Lukes (at the airport no less, but it was still amazeballs). Oh and some place at Reading Terminal Market that isn't there anymore, I can't remember the name.

We just had this conversation at work!

I'm not looking for much in a sandwich. Long roll. Shredded thin steak. REAL american cheese that is melted all over and cooked with the meat. As long as they do that, I'm good. Tony Luke's okay - my husband had one at a Phillies game once that I helped myself to.

I've been to Geno's. God help me, but I hated it. Cheese Whiz is horrific. It was only later that my husband said I could get one with real cheese.

I have never in my life eaten cheese whiz and I never will! @SCSmith2011, I love provolone too. I like mine with only grilled onions, meat, provolone & lots of salt & pepper. I like Abner's for their chicken cheesesteaks for the same reason that I didn't often get down to South Street for Jim's.

There is a place here in Colorado that actually flies out Amoroso's rolls and has *real* Water Ice.

They have been written up nationally as one of the few places outside of Philly that you can get an authentic cheesesteak.

Shit, now I want to stop there on the way home and I probably will.

divinemsbee · February 2014

Hugs to all the IF girls going through that. It sucks. Also, having an ultrasound while bleeding heavily may have been one of the more humiliating experiences of my life. I bled everywhere. The doctor and nurse were total professionals, but when I got down to clean myself up, it looked like a crime scene.

Also, if a poster is going to claim 'issues' as to why they're rushing testing, put your damn issues in your sig. Real issues, not just 'there's a family history.' A history of what and how does that affect you? Mainly so that people can see what's going on and if you're going through something, then people know. Especially if you aren't a frequent poster.

There are reasons to go in for testing before a year even if you're under 35. They're rare, but they exist. However, if you don't have anything in your sig, and you're talking about going in for testing at 5 months, I'm going to assume your issue is impatience.

I'll agree that none of this testing is super happy fun time. It's not like the doc gives you drugs and *poof* you're pregnant. They test, and, God forbid, they find something wrong. That has to be fixed. If it can be. Or they find nothing wrong. So no explanation, but you still have to be poked and prodded.

mmb248 · February 2014

Every time I hear Katy Perry's Dark Horse song, I want to do to the Tootsie Roll. To the left, to the left...

trinitrotoluene · February 2014

I desperately want thin mints. I've been thinking about them for weeks, but I haven't seen anyone selling them. In 2 weeks, there will be a booth at the grocery store, and I can't wait.

nannabee21 · February 2014

Friday is my house cleaning day while hubs is at work. I work Tuesday and Wednesday nights so by Friday it's pretty piled up. This week in particular, my kitchen is a disaster. I didn't wake up until 10 today and have been in my jammies watching tv and bumping since then. I fully intend to go into speed cleaning mode about an hour before he gets here and claim that I was super busy all day.

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

ScrappyLika said:

jj32 said:

Joy2611 said:

englandxo said:

Joy2611 said:

Okay. That doesn't look good me. I'm glad I'm not missing out. Soggy fries are just unacceptable.

@EnglandXO - I'd bet money on the Philly Cheesesteak poutine being awful! Come to Philly. I get you real sammich.

I'll take your word for it. I have yet to find a Philly Cheesesteak, in any form, that I enjoy. I'll eat them, but I don't enjoy them.

Because they are SO BAD in other places! I just don't order them outside of Philly because many restaurants don't know wtf they are doing.

I'll also get ya a soft pretzel out of some guy's van. Philly keeps it real.

We have a legit philly place here in N FL that makes the real deal.... love a good Philly!!

@jj32 Where in N Fl? I'm in S Fl and if I ever go north I maaaay wanna try it

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@ScrappyLika ....

"IF" you ever go north? ::sideeye::

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janda426 · February 2014

I comment on a large majority of Chris Melonis Instagram pics, hoping he will comment back one day.

nikiz628 · February 2014

DS has been wearing the same Ninja Turtles shirt since Monday. Partially because he doesn't want to take it off (except to take a bath) and partially because we haven't left the house.

icaughtfire · February 2014

janda426 said:
I comment on a large majority of Chris Melonis Instagram pics, hoping he will comment back one day.

I get happy every time I see your sig.

shlittertoots · February 2014

mackenziesmama said:

I've never had anything from Starbucks, and I've only ever been in a Starbucks once.
You need to re-evaluate your life choices. Vanilla soy latte FTW!!

@mackenziesmama that will be my first order. I'm not a big coffee drinker and the lingo and menu intimidates me. And I'm a cheap bastard and will choke down cheap, gross coffee. I realize how sad it is that I'm intimidated by a Starbucks menu, but I get anxious thinking that I'll be revealed as a coffee novice when I order. But I'll just walk up to the counter and parrot "vanilla soy latte, please." Thanks

janda426 · February 2014

New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

FemShep · February 2014

kap617 said:

sister13 said:

SCSmith2011 said:

Joy2611 said:

englandxo said:

Joy2611 said:

Okay. That doesn't look good me. I'm glad I'm not missing out. Soggy fries are just unacceptable.

@EnglandXO - I'd bet money on the Philly Cheesesteak poutine being awful! Come to Philly. I get you real sammich.
I'll take your word for it. I have yet to find a Philly Cheesesteak, in any form, that I enjoy. I'll eat them, but I don't enjoy them.
Because they are SO BAD in other places! I just don't order them outside of Philly because many restaurants don't know wtf they are doing.

I'll also get ya a soft pretzel out of some guy's van. Philly keeps it real.
I have to ask, where is your preferred place to get a cheesesteak in Philly? I've only tried Pats, Genos and Tony Lukes (at the airport no less, but it was still amazeballs). Oh and some place at Reading Terminal Market that isn't there anymore, I can't remember the name.

Jim's at 4th & South!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!

Also, random food trucks.

(I realize I'm not Joy, but I really miss Philly cheesesteaks.)

I'm butting in, too!

Have you all ever been to John's Roast Pork or Cosmi's? They have amazing cheese steaks. Also, Steve's Prince of Steaks are pretty great too. They're in the northeast, but now have an outpost in Center City.

OMG yes! John's Roast Pork and Abner's are the best. Pat's and Geno's are for tourists.

Ducktale · February 2014

slappalicious said:

mayaruth81 said:

mackenziesmama said:

mayaruth81 said:
I've never had anything from Starbucks, and I've only ever been in a Starbucks once.
You need to re-evaluate your life choices. Vanilla soy latte FTW!!
@mackenziesmama that will be my first order. I'm not a big coffee drinker and the lingo and menu intimidates me. And I'm a cheap bastard and will choke down cheap, gross coffee. I realize how sad it is that I'm intimidated by a Starbucks menu, but I get anxious thinking that I'll be revealed as a coffee novice when I order. But I'll just walk up to the counter and parrot "vanilla soy latte, please." Thanks

Make sure you say "Tall Vanilla Soy Latte" or "Grande Vanilla Soy Latte" or "Vente Vanilla Soy Latte", otherwise they'll ask you.

Whatever you do, do not say venti. It takes my pulse like 3 days to return to normal after one of those. I am not as young as I used to be.

renbee · February 2014

janda426 said:

New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

omg - ME TOO. My husband rarely drinks, and I'm glad because the few times I saw him drunk he was the most annoying person EVERRRR. He actually got really hyper and kept repeating the same things to me over and over.

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

jj32 said:

meganole25 said:

@jj32 Riverside area here.

Great side of town! Well if you are ever out this way and need a lunch date.....;)

I live south of Jax, go there all the time & know the areas you guys are in.....
::creepy giggle::

lol

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

booklover811 said:
I'm sure this is way more of an UO than a confession, but here goes:

I do not like girl scout cookies. Any of them.

Flame away.

BLASPHEMY!

janda426 · February 2014

booklover811 said:

janda426 said:

New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

Mine gets this way too. He gets so touchy and clingy. It just annoys the crap out of me! And he does this loud, heavy, drunk breathing that I can't stand.

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Dude, yes, this exactly. It's just so not him and I can't stand it. Hes not even that drunk. He's definitely not college H anymore lol. Thankfully he only gets drunk like 2-3 times a year so I really shouldn't complain but he's irritating me today.

Pintobean39 · February 2014

slappalicious said:

Pintobean39 said:

I've never bought a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Now this is truly flammable.

No shit! I feel so left out. Where I grew up we had campfire no Girl Scouts therefore no cookies but we did have campfire candy that was to die for, especially the turtles. My boys are boy scouts and we have nasty popcorn. I'm keeping my eye open for someone selling these damn cookies I keep hearing about.

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

janda426 said:
New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

I can't stand drunk people when I'm sober.they. annoy the shit outta me & I either feel pissed off or uncomfortable.....

MrsG713 · February 2014

If I'm out and am in dire need (stranded without floss or a toothpick) I will pull a strand of hair out of my head and use it as floss.

I feel weird sharing that. Judge away.

mmb248 · February 2014

englandxo said:

I prefer H while he's drinking. I find him more fun.

I joke with him all the time that I prefer him when he is drunk, as well as the nights that he "wakes up" and cuddles me. He doesn't actually wake up, it's like sleep walking/talking but instead he'll say sweet nothings and hold me.

Summary, I prefer H when he's not in his right frame of mind ...

I'm a terrible wife.

Huh. C just demands 3/8" wrenches in his sleep and talks about improvements to assembly line production. It is fun to mess with him when it happens. Once I offered him a cow instead of a wrench and he told me to fuck my cow that wouldn't fix the meter.

ETA: This happens stone cold sober. When he's drunk he just snores.

janda426 · February 2014

MrsG713 said:
If I'm out and am in dire need (stranded without floss or a toothpick) I will pull a strand of hair out of my head and use it as floss.

I feel weird sharing that. Judge away.

It's like, I'm disturbed by that but also so impressed by your genius and this has happened to me on numerous occasions and I could've taken advantage of this technique instead of trying to create a vacuum with my tongue to pull it out haha

janda426 · February 2014

CMSullivan326 said:

janda426 said:
New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.
I can't stand drunk people when I'm sober.they. annoy the shit outta me & I either feel pissed off or uncomfortable.....

Same. It's just not funny anymore, it's obnoxious. And I'm young, as in most people my age are still out drinking quite regularly. But I was never into that scene anyway, I always prefer staying home and not having any contact with society.

Sliptak · February 2014

I have 2...First, I am a substitute teacher and whenever I'm in a new class I look at the kids and wonder if my future ones will look anything like any of them (I know that's kind of creepy, I just can't help it!) Second, I punched my husband while he was sleeping last night because he was snoring SO LOUD and when he woke up and looked around I pretended I was already asleep.

Edit: I tried to use an emoticon, it failed. I tried to fix it, it failed even worse. Now this post is emoticonless.

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

ScrappyLika said:

CMSullivan326 said:

janda426 said:
New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.
I can't stand drunk people when I'm sober.they. annoy the shit outta me & I either feel pissed off or uncomfortable.....

Well, I'm sure DH is going to be using your vacation as a reason to drink----so you better be able to hang! Haha Just don't black out...we're going to create epic memories

As long as I'm sober before I leave, I'm good. Gimme all da drinkzzzzz

Pintobean39 · February 2014

MamaZEsquire said:

Pintobean39 said:

slappalicious said:

Pintobean39 said:

I've never bought a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Now this is truly flammable.

No shit! I feel so left out. Where I grew up we had campfire no Girl Scouts therefore no cookies but we did have campfire candy that was to die for, especially the turtles. My boys are boy scouts and we have nasty popcorn. I'm keeping my eye open for someone selling these damn cookies I keep hearing about.

I will MAIL YOU A BOX lol.

This deprivation needs to be corrected, STAT!!

Unfortunately since this cycle has been slower getting started and my meds have more than tripled my husband and I decided not to go to Napa area for Mardi Gras instead were just going to the Savannah house which is two blocks from Juliette Gordon Low's house (the founder of the Girl Scouts) There better be some damn cookies being sold. I'm buying one of every box.

nikiz628 · February 2014

Aaren91011 said:

janda426 said:

New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

omg - ME TOO. My husband rarely drinks, and I'm glad because the few times I saw him drunk he was the most annoying person EVERRRR. He actually got really hyper and kept repeating the same things to me over and over.

You could totally be describing my husband. He never drinks but when he does, he doesn't shut up. He is usually super quiet. And he will tell the same story over and over and over...... ugh.

wishiwaspreggo · February 2014

I accidentally drugged C a few months ago to the point where she couldn't wake up for 16 hours. I felt really bad. She was having a sneezing fit and couldn't control it so I went out and bought her some medicine that said "anti-sneezing" without computing that it probably also meant "antihistamine."

She asked "Should I take 2 of these?" And I said "Yeah, go ahead." Then she poured herself a glass of wine and sat on the couch.

Again, didn't think about it until she asked me to turn the lights down so she can lay down and rest. Then she started snoring. I thought it was really weird that she was so exhausted but I enjoyed the peace and quiet since she gets hyper on Friday nights.

Then she got up and said she was going to take a shower. An hour later I still didn't hear the water running and I found her half naked laying on the bed, snoring.

I shook her shoulder and kept repeating her name and she finally opened her eyes and asked "What did you DO TO ME? What is in that medicine??"

Then I realized... Oh, shit. I grabbed the box and read the warning labels. She was only supposed to have 1 pill and she shouldn't have had the glass of wine.

She was okay later on but the poor thing couldn't keep her eyes open and finally just slept through the night and woke up 16 hours later. I kept checking on her to make sure she was still breathing.

At least she stopped sneezing, right?

nikiz628 · February 2014

Joy2611 said:

SassyMommaC said:

I confess that I'm about to settle in and read this thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12267883/jack-and-jill-gender-test/p1

It's at 6 pages. I think I've waited long enough.
That woman is rotten. Enjoy her asshole responses and her lol'ing at other people's struggles.

Oh my, indeed. I got way too rage-y when she implied that the awesome @dorothyzbornak97 shouldn't be having a child "so late in life."

Im on page 2 and as soon as I saw her stabby comment to @dorothyzbornak97, I wanted to go through the screen and choke her. What a terrible thing to say... I can only imagine how much worse this thread gets. ((goes back to reading))

divinemsbee · February 2014

booklover811 said:

janda426 said:

New confession: I can't stand my husband when he's drunk. The past year or so he turns into an obnoxious child when he drinks. I guess his tolerance is less than it used to be. He just got back from the bar after watching the hockey game and within 10 minutes he had already pissed me off to the point of me confining myself to our bedroom. Ugh. So annoying.

Mine gets this way too. He gets so touchy and clingy. It just annoys the crap out of me! And he does this loud, heavy, drunk breathing that I can't stand.

Oh, this this this-ity this. So handsy when he's drunk. And obnoxious. I just don't enjoy him when he's drunk and I've definitely said so. If he's drinking at home and it's just us it's slightly better, but the rare occasions he goes out to drink with friends it is awful. He also has no idea what a 'serving' consists of. He'll take a drinking glass (so 10-12 oz juice glass) and fill it all the way or 3/4 full of wine. That is not a 'glass' of wine. That's like 2.5-3 glasses of wine. Also, 3 inches of rum is a lot in a glass.

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TeeJ526 · February 2014

Joy2611 said:
I confess that I'm about to settle in and read this thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12267883/jack-and-jill-gender-test/p1

It's at 6 pages. I think I've waited long enough.

I'm reading it now. All I can say is holy shit...

nikiz628 · February 2014

ChickenOnSunday said:

TeeJ526 said:

I confess that I'm about to settle in and read this thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12267883/jack-and-jill-gender-test/p1

It's at 6 pages. I think I've waited long enough.
I'm reading it now. All I can say is holy shit...

Troll? A/E? I just can't believe people are that ignorant and offensive.

For the sake of that "mystery sex" child, I hope she was a troll. No one can be that stupid!

CMSullivan326 · February 2014

Joy2611 said:
I confess that I'm about to settle in and read this thread: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12267883/jack-and-jill-gender-test/p1

It's at 6 pages. I think I've waited long enough.

She's disgusting.
Cunt Punt. She needs one.

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snooks721 · February 2014

MrsG713 said:

If I'm out and am in dire need (stranded without floss or a toothpick) I will pull a strand of hair out of my head and use it as floss. I feel weird sharing that. Judge away.

I totally do this too!!