WTF Wednesday

tbmadeamistake

Didn't see this yet so I figured I'd start us off!

WTF DH's throat?  He's not in much pain, but he's so nauseous he can't eat and I think he's got thrush from this antibiotics.  They are prescribing him zofran (HA HA HA HA HA, I only got unisom) and told him to stop the antibiotics for now.  I'm staying home with him because we thought they'd want to see him and it's a drive into the city if they do.  Having already told work that I'm not going in...I'm still not going in.  I need a mental health day like woah. 

WTF more snow?  DH can't clear the drive right now so I have to...ugh.  I'm not an invalid, I'm pregnant, but I had shoveling heavy snow.  My back has never been strong and I can't get the snow blower going, so I'm stuck with shoveling in bits and spurts.  At least with an AWD car I can get out of the driveway regardless! 

bebemac

WTF rain? Why won't you stop? I am soaked by the time I get from my car to my building.

deepoceanmama

@Lilygrace48, he had his tonsils removed, right? It can be an awful recovery--I was miserable when I had mine taken out. So, so sorry that you have to be the caretaker right now! Sending ((hugs)) and magical snow-removal elves.

shakeweights

WTF cat? I love you and all, but that doesn't mean at 1:30 a.m. I love that you come sprinting into the bedroom and jump right onto my belly. Not only does it scare the crap out of me, I get worried that you're hurting baby girl. So I literally sleep like shit after that because I'm trying to stay awake and see if she's moving at all. 

Also WTF hubby? I bought a small bag of Cheddar & Sour Cream Ruffles at the store that we were at together. If you wanted some, you should have bought your own bag. Quit reaching into my bag! I don't wanna share! LOL!

tbmadeamistake

deepoceanmama said:

@Lilygrace48, he had his tonsils removed, right? It can be an awful recovery--I was miserable when I had mine taken out. So, so sorry that you have to be the caretaker right now! Sending ((hugs)) and magical snow-removal elves.


Yes, tonsils.  He said the pain is manageable without a problem, he's got a high tolerance.  The issue is the nausea and the grossness of the scabs starting to come off.  I really am sure he has thrush, but if they don't want to see him there's nothing I can do until it gets worse, which hopefully it won't!  Thanks for the elves!

deepoceanmama

WTF 80 essays that I have to grade? Also, WTF school district who "recommends" a 1-week turnaround on said 80 essays? Luckily we have a totally unexpected snow day today, so I'll be sitting in bed grading essays until my eyes bleed.

otter1103

WTF overweight, out of shape nurses at work?! The reserved parking spaces are for pregnant employees and those with a temporary need (like crutches, back injury... ) they are not for your fat ass to park in EVERY DAY. Ever think if you actually used the stairs the one floor to your work work area, maybe you wouldn't need the elevator? The one spot is for me to use. Fortunately for you, I'm still capable and willing to park further but in a few weeks, your fat ass can get to walking because if you don't, I guarantee I will win the battle for the spot! My boss is the one who oversees facilities and designated those spots and is already questioning why you wear sneakers to work and park there anyway and has already said he has no problem sending out a company wide memo to remind protégé at those spots are designed for. (and it's not for your fat lazy ass)

bebemac

otter1103 said:

WTF overweight, out of shape nurses at work?! The reserved parking spaces are for pregnant employees and those with a temporary need (like crutches, back injury... ) they are not for your fat ass to park in EVERY DAY. Ever think if you actually used the stairs the one floor to your work work area, maybe you wouldn't need the elevator? The one spot is for me to use. Fortunately for you, I'm still capable and willing to park further but in a few weeks, your fat ass can get to walking because if you don't, I guarantee I will win the battle for the spot! My boss is the one who oversees facilities and designated those spots and is already questioning why you wear sneakers to work and park there anyway and has already said he has no problem sending out a company wide memo to remind protégé at those spots are designed for. (and it's not for your fat lazy ass)

This is way too much fat shaming for me to engage with as much as I'd like to, but the size of a person's body is irrelevant here. The issue is that the parking spaces aren't being utilized as intended. Period.

otter1103

@bebemac
I was REALLY harsh and am pretty irritated today. So I really do need to apologize for going over the top there. AND MY APOLOGIES TO ALL.

It is ridiculous how these ladies are in the office and I my patience level is shrinking.



Edit: adding apology

owlcup

WTF weather. Why you give us a 40* day yesterday and then dump a foot of snow on us tomorrow? Especially during my commute to school?!

otter1103

I HAVE TO add another HUGE WTF to ME being so bitchy, for letting my bitchiness take over my rant about my previous Wtf post.

I AM SORRY LADIES! I hope you won't banish me.

bumpuser9343355

WTF body?  I woke up from a deep sleep last night and rushed right into my bathroom because I felt like I was going to puke.  Hovered over the toilet for a few minutes...nothing.  Stood up and didn't even feel nauseous.  Don't get me wrong, I'm happy I didn't have to actually throw up, but WTF?  It's so rare for me to be in a deep sleep these days, and it took forever for me to fall back asleep after that.  Boo.

erind228

WTF eye, why have you been twitching every five minutes since Saturday? You're annoying. Also, WTF coworker connected to my classroom. Why do you always expect me to teach your classes the material that you leave when you are absent? Last time I checked, I had my own students to take care of.

momof5sept18

WTF Chihuahua. I was sleeping pretty good, my tots aren't home, no one is home, and you insisted on waking me up because you didn't want to sleep anymore and usually all you do is sleep. I don't get it?!

WTF Ribcage. I know my ribs are expanding for baby boy, but really? Please stop hurting so bad so I can move without being out of breathe.

WTF Sinusitis. I've have chronic sinusitis since I was twelve, and usually its not too bad, since being pregnant this time it is the worst, and Florida's hormonal weather isn't helping. Two nights ago it was 45°, today it's barely 11am and its atleast 70° out. Hot OR cold. You can't have both Mother Nature, so calm yourself!

To the ladies with freezing weather, I don't know how you do it. I'm a wimp to cold weather, usually anything under 65°-70° and I have a sweater on. Props to you all for being able to handle the cold.

coffee89

WTF nausea? 45 minutes after eating breakfast, I went to shower. I ended up having to stop halfway through because I randomly puked and had to clean up the shower and then take a second shower. UGH!

WTF all of my dress clothes? All my pre pregnancy dresses that look okay still are suddenly far too short or showing far too much boob. My skirts are suddenly too tight. All these things were fine 2 weeks ago. I wish I could just go to this business dinner in yoga pants...

Runningmomfam

wtf Dh for not cleaning your fish stick pan from lastnight! I tell you constantly the smell makes me sick in the mornings and you repeatedly leave your pans there to torment me. I yelled at you and was annoying about it and now I feel like the jerk. I'm still nauseated and my day sucks now.....

kk627

WTF DH's family? Step-dad's granddaughter gave their dog chocolate a few days ago, and not one of the six people living in that house, or the grand daughter's parents knew that you don't ever give chocolate to a dog. MIL texted DH last night that she thinks the dog is having a stroke and he's throthing at the mouth. I was the one to tell DH that chocolate can be toxic to dogs, not even DH knew!

AND THEN, DH turns around and basically accuses me of being a know-it-all, asking how do I expect people to know that. That hurt my feelings, because I was just trying to help, I burst  into tears, for me and the dog, and DH ended up apologizing all night.

Kinipela7

WTF coworkers.  I have been walking around the office all day with my shirt on obviously backwards (it has a tie) and no one has said a word. 

mfilosi

WTF boss. And this is what he actually said. " I think your pants are inappropriate considering they are hugging your butt so tightly" WTF?!?! Why are you looking at my ass? And second I'm pregnant yes my butt is growing.

Also WTF weather snow all day yesterday now freezing rain tonight seriously?

Kinipela7

kk627 said:

WTF DH's family? Step-dad's granddaughter gave their dog chocolate a few days ago, and not one of the six people living in that house, or the grand daughter's parents knew that you don't ever give chocolate to a dog. MIL texted DH last night that she thinks the dog is having a stroke and he's throthing at the mouth. I was the one to tell DH that chocolate can be toxic to dogs, not even DH knew!

AND THEN, DH turns around and basically accuses me of being a know-it-all, asking how do I expect people to know that. That hurt my feelings, because I was just trying to help, I burst  into tears, for me and the dog, and DH ended up apologizing all night.

Pretty sure this really is common knowledge!  My 5 year old niece even knows!

deepoceanmama

Lilygrace48 said:

deepoceanmama said:

@Lilygrace48, he had his tonsils removed, right? It can be an awful recovery--I was miserable when I had mine taken out. So, so sorry that you have to be the caretaker right now! Sending ((hugs)) and magical snow-removal elves.


Yes, tonsils.  He said the pain is manageable without a problem, he's got a high tolerance.  The issue is the nausea and the grossness of the scabs starting to come off.  I really am sure he has thrush, but if they don't want to see him there's nothing I can do until it gets worse, which hopefully it won't!  Thanks for the elves!

FX he heals up soon!

edited because fuck I really don't know what's wrong with my internet. IT HATES ME.

izzetoot

I have a 'ride with' over the next few days (someone that visits from out of state that I drive around to all of my accounts for him to meet) and he's really vulgar attempting to be funny. Ive known him for about 2 years and I know he has a reputation of being this way and most people laugh it of as 'thats just how he is'.  Im trying to be as professional as possible but this guy is pushing my buttons and with the added bitchiness that I have acquired since pregnancy I might just snap.  Here's the story:

Im trying to get a group of accts together for dinner tomorrow night and reached out to a lady he asked me to invite and she responded that she wouldn't be able to make it.  So when I told him that, he said 'I know I asked her to lunch instead in hopes of getting laid since married pregnant chicks are not interested'

And this is his way of 'being funny'. I know what you are thinking... SEXUAL HARRASMENT! and I agree.  I quickly responded with something like 'you realize I'l kick you in the balls if you piss me off this week' and he laughed it off and half-assed an apology.  I really just don't want to deal with this guys remarks for the next 2 days and don't want to have to tell my boss and make a huge deal out of it. Urrrrrg.... this is so annoying.

Thanks for letting me vent. 

snowpants

WTF cars?  Why are you BOTH having issues right now? 

shakeweights

WTF Amazon??? I don't pay for Prime for no reason at all. When I order something and it says I'll get it in 2 days, I better get it in 2 days. Why do you say it hasn't shipped yet?? I'm supposed to be getting it TODAY! Grrrr! 

And WTF Olympic streaming website. I want to see the damn hockey game - quit buffering every 5 seconds! You suck!

Bozzy2

WTF SO I work nights and get home at like 6 in the morning. That does not mean wake me up at 8 a.m. I need my sleep I know your excited about the baby but leave me alone. I already have to wake up at 11 a.m. For my appointment and now I'll be awake tell I have to get up. Then I have to be awake the rest of the day. Also if your going to wake me up at least bring food not just eat in front of me I'm pregnant I may eat you next.

pcourtade

WTF body. I had decaf coffee this morning, not even that strong and my heart started racing!! From DECAF coffee!! I had to lay down for awhile to slow my heartrate. Then when I was in the shower, I saw these weird moving lights. I spoke with a nurse and she said it was just my blood pressure dropping from the heat of the shower. It's just so scary!

rastrau

I second the WTF dear Cat! If she's not determined to step on my belly, she's stomping her tiny paws all over my boobs. That hurts! I don't care that you want me to come downstairs, DH already fed you and you know it! Pretty sure LO is going to have kitty-paw shaped dents when he comes out.

MrsBHM

WTF lack of sleep. I was exhausted last night and went to bed at 9:30, took me until midnight to go to sleep. Woke up at 3 to pee then a thunderstorm rolled in and the dang dog had a major freak out so I got up at 4:30 to put her thundershirt on and let her sleep with us. Thank goodness I'm off today but I'm just worn out.

k318

Wtf me, why am I so tired? I went to sleep before 8pm last night and I can still barely keep my eyes open at work! At least it is not crazy busy today.

Also wtf appetite?! I go from having no appetite and unable to look at food to starving and eating everything in sight in about three minutes.

ricecakes1216

Wtf work? Why do I feel like I work in high school?! Why can't we have a day without drama? I am over it!

shakeweights

WTF Panera???????? I don't want my over priced grilled cheese to be burnt. #FAIL - I hate you so much right now.

AandJ28

WTF weather?! You were supposed to be 40 and raining today so why is it snowing?! Really?! I'm so done with this winter. 

kjensen1975

shakeweights said:

WTF Panera???????? I don't want my over priced grilled cheese to be burnt. #FAIL - I hate you so much right now.

Send it back and ask for a refund. Stupid heads!

shakeweights

kjensen1975 said:

WTF Panera???????? I don't want my over priced grilled cheese to be burnt. #FAIL - I hate you so much right now.

Send it back and ask for a refund. Stupid heads!

@kjensen1975 - I was so hungry I just ate around that spot. But I did blast them on social media.  

bebemac

@shakeweights Write to them! They'll likely send you a gift card!

cMichelle0423

Wtf to my husband putting my number on his ad to sell our old car.... phone won't stop ringing!

Also, wtf to the crazy B in 1st tri who thinks make up is unsafe to use while pregnant. Someone better tell her to stay away from turkey sandwiches, yogurt, and styling her hair too... oi.

mschware

Wtf to one of the techs above me (I'm a student) acting like we r bff's and then telling lies to my supervisor about me and how I work. I work my ass off at this internship and yet she tries to F it up by saying I don't know what I'm doing and don't show initiative? now my supervisor who used to see me as such a good worker, now sees me as a slacker because he believes anything his coworkers say. This better not ruin my career. And it broke my heart to hear that after how hard I've been working

colllydon

WTF fridge! Thanks for dying! I had to throw out so much food! Also WTF land lord. Thanks for buying the new fridge but I'm not taking a day off of work to wait for it to come. Isn't that your job? I mean I pay you a crap load of money to live here and you have a key. Also now I'm hungry and if I have to eat one more bite of pasta I'm going to throw up.

hlp2709

wtf little one I really did not want to go to the doc today. My office called about paper work and I asked them a few question about leaking fluid last night and my bellying getting tight today during work hrs. I thought it was growing pains but they still wanted to see me and had to call the husband and mother in law to come with me. Long story short little one is good and lots of fluid around baby doc say I might not of drank enough today which could cause everything. Left the office and was told to come home and relax for the night that's what I been doing.

Hoping all the June babies stay put where they need to be we have had enough scars on this board.

diagonalley

BrightEyes112 said:

Wtf social life.

We are getting together with our friends tonight and all I can think is:
'but...my book...my bed...'

I told them I want them to come over after dinner at a pub instead of just going to a pub for the evening. Sorry, I dont enjoy sitting there for 5 hours. If they come over, h can hang out with them in the basement and I can go to bed.

Lies! You would rather chat than read or sleep....right???

BMaidPlanner

WTF heartburn and swallowing back acid no matter what I eat or drink. I don't know if I will have a throat left by the time this baby arrives. I don't know what I'm supposed to do about it either. Anyone? Bueller?