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Myanswer true

I might wanna save this for FFFC, but I'm actually fond of when DH calls me "preggers". Now, out of my teenage brother, it makes me want to stab him, but from DH, I find it adorable.

jamboree jess

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Flappy-Bird-Absract-Art-Rare-HURRY-/161227314286?autorefresh=true&pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item2589e5946e&nma=true&si=j%2BYLbAt2tPc2vKnyr1WUvE8Mt5Q%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

someone just sold a crappy doodle of Flappy Bird on Ebay for $16,500. Excuse me while I go dig out my Crayolas and try to get rich.

katnipeverclean

ashleysyn2 said:

OMG, can I just say that I hate hate hate the word (and I use the word "word" loosely here) preggers. And the fact that that post on the first page of this board keeps getting bumped is slowly driving me to the looney bin.

I refuse to post in that thread on principle.

Ditto.

helloblueeyes

jessa8907 said:

OMG, can I just say that I hate hate hate the word (and I use the word "word" loosely here) preggers. And the fact that that post on the first page of this board keeps getting bumped is slowly driving me to the looney bin.

I refuse to post in that thread on principle.

Yep. I haven't posted there for that reason. I want to be a bitch if I reply so I held my tongue.

No lie, my initial reaction to that thread:

 "There's a awesome part of being pregnant??!?!

No, no, surely you jest."

ChrisB

It bothers me that I have to type in my password every time I log on to this site.

tourqeyes

I always say if people didn't selectively forget what it's like the first 3-6 months, they would only ever have 1 child.

hupp0013

I had a Hungry Man dinner tonight. I was excited that DD actually ate chicken. Even if it was TV dinner chicken. I also ate half of a bag of wavy potato chips today. They were delicious.

knitsandgiggles

Every President's Day I still get a kick out of Honda's commercial with Abraham Lincoln and George Washington crooning.  Cracks me up.

For our friends not in America, here's what you're missing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWjqi3mqWf0

"Who's your founding father?"

jamboree jess

tundrabunny said:

What the everliving hell? How does something like that sell for even a dollar?

I haven't the slightest, but if I can make a profit off of something like this, I'm going to xD

Thee are several others going for hundreds of dollars. I just don't get it at all.

jamboree jess

knittylady said:

Every President's Day I still get a kick out of Honda's commercial with Abraham Lincoln and George Washington crooning.  Cracks me up.

For our friends not in America, here's what you're missing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWjqi3mqWf0

"Who's your founding father?"

I don't know how I've never seen that commercial.

It was pretty fantastic. 

katnipeverclean

My cat fucking howls at the top of her lungs the second her food dish is halfway empty. She will not shut up until you feed her more. She then eats two bites and climbs up on the furniture to lick her lady bits. She drives me crazy.

UncleSamantha

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

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UncleSamantha

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

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Big+Lil

My daughter (2 and 3 months) named her sister.

Jessie Woody Pig is very excited to meet all of her July 14 friends.

UncleSamantha

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

What's my what? @UncleSamantha

Sex position

jensavicci

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Well.....that cannot be unread.

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runrinserepeat

Y'all don't even know how giggly my husband is over here reading this. You just made his night.

coybig

tee hee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtFKNNd04A

alyssa719

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

What's my what? @UncleSamantha

Sex position

So, taking bets that this is an early 20something man who is probably a virgin??

UncleSamantha

alyssa719 said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

What's my what? @UncleSamantha

Sex position

So, taking bets that this is an early 20something man who is probably a virgin??

Wrong

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jensavicci

UncleSamantha said:

alyssa719 said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

What's my what? @UncleSamantha

Sex position


So, taking bets that this is an early 20something man who is probably a virgin??



Wrong

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Scariest fucking gif in the world. The closer his face got, the farther I ran away from my phone.

UncleSamantha

LiteraChick said:

alyssa719 said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

LiteraChick said:

UncleSamantha said:

Anal is the best sex position, right after double penetration

Anal is not a sex position. Just sayin'.

Details, details...what yours @LiteraChick?

What's my what? @UncleSamantha

Sex position

So, taking bets that this is an early 20something man who is probably a virgin??

Based on their limited past posts and replies, my guess is it's a reg who felt they needed a troll persona while protecting their present handle. Either way, I'm not impressed much.

Troll is such a nasty word

UncleSamantha

So, taking bets that this is an early 20something man who is probably a virgin??

Based on their limited past posts and replies, my guess is it's a reg who felt they needed a troll persona while protecting their present handle. Either way, I'm not impressed much.

That's ok because 

coybig

I just paste the link and hit enter. YouTube does the rest.

Big+Lil

I want to post to get to a new page to avoid that gif. Creep.

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TallMomma29

Phew!  I thought I was the only one who was like "who the f is this @unclesamantha person?!"

sxymamakat

aliletz said:

Whenever DH sees me naked he says "you're SOOOOO preggo!"  and I cringe inwardly.  But I can't bring myself to tell him how obnoxious it is, or that that is a pasta sauce, not an adjective.

Barring speaking of a yummy homemade gnocchi, pasta is simply a vehicle to get fantastic sauce into your face.  My deep thought of the day. 

Big+Lil

And what's the OGPam/UncleSamantha connection?

No scary gifs in response please.

tourqeyes

On the lesbian thread I wanted to be like : welcome, I have no idea who you are. But I have a bad memory especially when there are a ton of posters in here so i figured someone knew them.


Maybe ghost got her wish and thirtyodd is back.

tourqeyes

I just got bojangles for breakfast and while I love it while I'm eating it, I always feel like I'm due for a heart attack afterwards.

ghostof5letters

tourqeyes said:

I just got bojangles for breakfast and while I love it while I'm eating it, I always feel like I'm due for a heart attack afterwards.

Not fair!

tourqeyes

ghostof5letters said:

tourqeyes said:

I just got bojangles for breakfast and while I love it while I'm eating it, I always feel like I'm due for a heart attack afterwards.

Not fair!

I bo-sized it just for you. I feel my arteries clogging as we speak.

mrscurlygurl

I bought girl scout cookies yesterday and put them directly in the freezer. I can't really eat them until this LO arrives because of this freaking GD. But they will be SOOO good in a few months. I had this same issue 2 years ago, but never bought any so I was deprived once DS came. While I did tell DH about them, I hid them in the back...so hopefully he won't eat any :P

cuntasaurusrex

I don't know how to feel about the fact that the troll wants to make sweet sweet e-love to my e-netherregions. 

tourqeyes

mrscurlygurl said:

I bought girl scout cookies yesterday and put them directly in the freezer. I can't really eat them until this LO arrives because of this freaking GD. But they will be SOOO good in a few months. I had this same issue 2 years ago, but never bought any so I was deprived once DS came. While I did tell DH about them, I hid them in the back...so hopefully he won't eat any :P

I don't understand how one has the restraint to FREEZE their cookies. I thought everyone immediately opened them as soon as they left the girl scout's hands.