Random thread- for all things random.

MonkeyJD

I want to go punch my husband in the face right now! Why are men so stupid & stubborn about taking medicine! DH is having heartburn & it is causing him to have hiccups. When that happens he's in a lot of pain & he tells me every single time. I have told him over & over to go take a pill but does he??? NOOOO! Now I'm in bed & the sound of his hiccups is making me ragey.

drunkenhandstand

jensavicci said:

I find it hilarious that when you click on my SN and go to my page, the first thing that greets you is multiple vaginas.

OMG you DOOOO see vajays right when you click on your name!! Too funny! They're all so ugly yet I can't stop starring! 

hgtvmom

jensavicci said:

I find it hilarious that when you click on my SN and go to my page, the first thing that greets you is multiple vaginas.

I had to look too - kinda creepy little creatures, aren't they??

tourqeyes

I signed up for redbox to stream through my roku and it fricken sucks. I was thinking I'd be able to stream the movies that are already in the kiosk but no. It's like a worse version of netflix. I canceled that crap this morning.

cuntasaurusrex

I'm pretty much in love with Bruegger's Bagels.  And I'm elated that I bought a Groupon for $40 worth of nomminess to eat EVERY DAY until the card runs out.

TugboatSheila

aliletz said:

I'm pretty much in love with Bruegger's Bagels.  And I'm elated that I bought a Groupon for $40 worth of nomminess to eat EVERY DAY until the card runs out.

I have this problem where anytime I see a Brueggar's Bagels bag at work I turn right around, leave the office and go get a bagel. It's happened 3 times. 

cuntasaurusrex

@JP27 it's not even enough to just get a bagel.. have you had their bacon?  It's peppery and everything right in the world.  I'm obsessed with the better cheddar breakfast sandwich.

TugboatSheila

@allietz I'm sorry, I stopped reading when you said Bacon, because my mouth filled with saliva. I have not had it there but, hot damn, I'm getting a sandwich with bacon next time I'm there. 

dobbyisfree

Im nervous about my drs appt because ive gained way too much weight this month (while not being perfect but trying to eat right and working out 5-7 days a week) and i dont even know what to do. Shes already yellrd at me twice. My body hates me.

cuntasaurusrex

@JP27, if you like cream cheese.. get whatever bagel you like with a 1/2 scoop of light herb garlic cream cheese, then bacon/egg/cheddar cheese, toasted.  It's amazeballs.  Also, check Groupon

rattlecanqueen

Male strippers skeeve me out. ::shudder::

alyssa719

@aliletz, I think you need to stop.  Please, just stop.  We don't have one of these around so I don't even have the option. 

cuntasaurusrex

@alyssa719

zellatrix

I have been reading smutty books. Particularly the Crossfire series, which is like 50 shades but better. And DH has a cold and has absolutely no interest in sex. So... I am sitting here on my own all riled up and disappointed. 

alyssa719

aliletz said:

@alyssa719

Well, at least you know *THIS* girl wouldn't pick you as her lesbian crush.  :P

cuntasaurusrex

alyssa719 said:

aliletz said:

@alyssa719

Well, at least you know *THIS* girl wouldn't pick you as her lesbian crush.  :P

Lies.  You're all up in my tits.

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knitsandgiggles

aliletz said:

@JP27 it's not even enough to just get a bagel.. have you had their bacon?  It's peppery and everything right in the world.  I'm obsessed with the better cheddar breakfast sandwich.

I had one of their breakfast sandwiches with the peppery bacon and couldn't finish it. I like my bacon straight up. The pepper tasted sweet? I don't know, maybe my taste buds are whack, but ewwwww.

tourqeyes

LiteraChick said:

rattlecanqueen said:

Male strippers skeeve me out. ::shudder::

Agreed. I can't get past the oily looking banana hammock. I don't want any nugget pouches gyrating in my face dude. Nuh uh. I'd rather spend my dollar bills on cheap fast food menus.

LMAO

JayBzo

LiteraChick said:

rattlecanqueen said:

Male strippers skeeve me out. ::shudder::

Agreed. I can't get past the oily looking banana hammock. I don't want any nugget pouches gyrating in my face dude. Nuh uh. I'd rather spend my dollar bills on cheap fast food menus.


I like my strippers female, scantily clad, with nice boobs. Where my dolla bills at?! I also have the weird urge to act like a stripper since my big belly arrived. DH doesn't feel the same..

abunai523

The truth comes out:

I just wanted to put that somewhere.

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katnipeverclean

I am working through lunch today so I picked "lunch" up at walgreens. I selected cheddar cheese pringles, frozen pizza and reese's minis. I am sure my OB will be thrilled by my BP this afternoon.

knitsandgiggles

My good friend had her daughter on Valentine's Day and called briefly to fill me in on her delivery.  Words like "face up" and "4th degree tear" gave me pause. I was feeling sort of confident with the "been there, done that" of a STM, but not gonna lie, I got freaked out.

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jensavicci

If someone could just poor cheese sauce all over my face now, that'd be great.Thanks.

cuntasaurusrex

LiteraChick said:

After reading a lot of these, I'm convinced whomever thought up "more energy in the 2nd TRI" was a man who lived in his Mom's basement. No one wants to get up to grocery shop, find tastier food, shower, etc etc

or ever finish their own post ... I mean who does tha

Srsly.  If anything gets between me and a 9pm bedtime tonight, I'm going to cut a bitch.

AutumnBonfire

LiteraChick said:

After reading a lot of these, I'm convinced whomever thought up "more energy in the 2nd TRI" was a man who lived in his Mom's basement. No one wants to get up to grocery shop, find tastier food, shower, etc etc

or ever finish their own post ... I mean who does tha

2nd Tri energy is a total myth. I felt exhausted the whole time with my first and it certainly hasn't gotten any better so far now. I was making small talk with my supervisor (who has 3 kids) last week and I mentioned that I hope my energy comes back soon and her reaction was "now you know it doesn't!"

acciovino

zarkarella said:

I have been reading smutty books. Particularly the Crossfire series, which is like 50 shades but better. And DH has a cold and has absolutely no interest in sex. So... I am sitting here on my own all riled up and disappointed. 

BOB is always the answer.

abunai523

jensavicci said:

If someone could just poor cheese sauce all over my face now, that'd be great.Thanks.

But if I did that, I'd have to share all this tasty cheese sauce... YOU ASK SO MUCH OF ME!

jensavicci

futuremrsbrian said:

jensavicci said:

If someone could just poor cheese sauce all over my face now, that'd be great.Thanks.

But if I did that, I'd have to share all this tasty cheese sauce... YOU ASK SO MUCH OF ME!

Sharing is caring!!!

Dutch Apple Pie

I think my MIL is trying to kidnap my son. She is always trying to get him to stay with her longer. I guess she misses having kids around. Well, just wait! Another one is coming ok!

runrinserepeat

OMG, can I just say that I hate hate hate the word (and I use the word "word" loosely here) preggers. And the fact that that post on the first page of this board keeps getting bumped is slowly driving me to the looney bin.

mrscurlygurl

But what about preggly? Preggly is fun.

runrinserepeat

My official opinion is that preggly is ok when it's used tongue in cheek (which I find it usually is). Same for preggles. Other forms, like preggo, preggers, preg, etc..... just no.

tourqeyes

knittylady said:

My good friend had her daughter on Valentine's Day and called briefly to fill me in on her delivery.  Words like "face up" and "4th degree tear" gave me pause. I was feeling sort of confident with the "been there, done that" of a STM, but not gonna lie, I got freaked out.

I am more freaked out about labor this time than I was the first time, having known exactly what I will go through this time.

tourqeyes

No way, preggly gets thrown in with the rest of the annoying pregnancy slang.

TugboatSheila

knittylady said:

My good friend had her daughter on Valentine's Day and called briefly to fill me in on her delivery.  Words like "face up" and "4th degree tear" gave me pause. I was feeling sort of confident with the "been there, done that" of a STM, but not gonna lie, I got freaked out.

Duuuuuuude, just yesterday my friend told me she just had reconstructive surgery on her 4th degree tear. That is petrifying.

cuntasaurusrex

Whenever DH sees me naked he says "you're SOOOOO preggo!"  and I cringe inwardly.  But I can't bring myself to tell him how obnoxious it is, or that that is a pasta sauce, not an adjective.

runrinserepeat

aliletz said:

Whenever DH sees me naked he says "you're SOOOOO preggo!"  and I cringe inwardly.  But I can't bring myself to tell him how obnoxious it is, or that that is a pasta sauce, not an adjective.

Benefit to having DH here: I don't have to tell him not to say this stuff. He picks it up on his own. Win.