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likeanoldtimemovie

Csltdk said:

Tummy time is serious business in my house

Gah! Beautiful pup AND baby!

jensavicci

I've encountered two spiders lately. One yesterday and one as we speak. I thought the first one was a test so, I did the right thing and got DW to kill it. Now I've just found one under a towel in my shower. Thank god we have another shower because I would've just been dirty today. And if I see another bloody spider in my house this month (make it two months) it's time to move.

alyss0nl

I'm on teenager house party alert while my neighbors are out of town! It's weird being on the flip side of that scenario.

jensavicci

jensavicci said:

I've encountered two spiders lately. One yesterday and one as we speak. I thought the first one was a test so, I did the right thing and got DW to kill it. Now I've just found one under a towel in my shower. Thank god we have another shower because I would've just been dirty today. And if I see another bloody spider in my house this month (make it two months) it's time to move.

I killed it! Well, ok, I actually washed it away in hopes that it died along the way. Regardless. I feel like a fucking warrior!!

darkangel42

My nails were getting long enough that I could use them to cling to tree branches so I trimmed and filed one hand then DD2 woke up so now I have one hand of perfect, short, neat nails and one hand of witch talons. I am slightly peeved by this.

ghostof5letters

Yesterday, I said, out loud, "I think we can finally say she's sleeping through the night, BOOM 10 weeks"

Then, basically, Jillian laughed in our faces last night at 3am all gummy grins and bright eyes. 

kenziebug22

I drank way too much coffee this morning :-O ) 8-} @-)

Also, fuck homework and timed tests. Especially when LO decides to wake up during it.

jensavicci

tundrabunny said:

@jensavicci‌ - we used to get a bunch of spiders in our place. We started spraying with lemongrass oil that my DH found at Lowe's and I haven't seen one since.

How long ago did you first start using it?

ghostof5letters

WTF - I can't change my signature. I feel like such a noob. 

ghostof5letters

jnnfrrose6

jessafish said:

jnnfrrose6 said:

Ok ladies here's a fun one for you.  DD is 3 months old today so it got me thinking that it was probably right about this time last year that we were trying to get pregnant.  I was charting, so I went ahead and looked that sucker up.  Sure enough, this time last year I was right in the middle of my two week wait.  What a difference a year can make!

When were you due? That seem soooo early because my TWW wasn't until the end of October. (Got my BFP in November)

July 3 and she came 2 weeks early.

darkangel42

I'm making slow cooker stuffed peppers for dinner and the house smells delicious. This is a bad thing because I'm hungry and have to wait til 5ish to eat them.

Accidentally came up with a game for DD2, "wiggles". She had hold of my hand with both of hers but I needed it back so tried to (gently) shake it free, wiggling her in the process. She seemed thrilled.

Now I do it on purpose and say "wiggle wiggle" while she gummy grins and DH looks at us like we're crazy.

ghostof5letters

I have this bizarre urge to give DD a pretzel rod to gnaw on. Obviously, I won't but it's like a devil on my shoulder telling me to do it. 

WTF?

Also, I was just trying to find a gif for this and I found the chick from Criminal Minds or whatever that show is where she wears pig tails and dresses too young for her age. 

These are terrible tattoos

darkangel42

It's Pauley Perette, Abby from NCIS

lindslalala

A recipe for pumpkin mac and cheese just popped up on my Pinterest [-X

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ghostof5letters said:

Yesterday, I said, out loud, "I think we can finally say she's sleeping through the night, BOOM 10 weeks"

Then, basically, Jillian laughed in our faces last night at 3am all gummy grins and bright eyes. 

Oh, man, you broke the cardinal rule of parenting an infant...one does not speak of STTN aloud if one wants to continue STTN.

I barely dare to speak of my almost 4-year-old's sleeping habits in fear he will regress.

Csltdk

lindslalala said:

A recipe for pumpkin mac and cheese just popped up on my Pinterest [-X

That sounds so gross

jensavicci

Had me in tears

Csltdk

jensavicci said:

Had me in tears

You have no idea how much it pained me as a hairstylist to have to do this cut on people. I tried like hell to do something different and they all insisted on it.

Sometimes I think I'll be doing Victoria Beckhams inverted bob for another 10 years

ghostof5letters

Csltdk said:

Had me in tears

You have no idea how much it pained me as a hairstylist to have to do this cut on people. I tried like hell to do something different and they all insisted on it. Sometimes I think I'll be doing Victoria Beckhams inverted bob for another 10 years

It was so fierce when she first did it. I hate how tame the cut has become on housewives with spunk. GO FOR IT if you're going to do it. 

likeanoldtimemovie

Just gonna leave this here...

ariel8200

I'm not a fan of drama on Facebook but today I shared that I went hiking in an effort to help me lose five more pounds to get to my pre pregnancy weight. Now a 'friend' posted on my status 'not to brag but I'm 17 below my pre pregnancy weight'

It's taking a lot of effort to not go off on her. Ugh.

To top it off, she posted on August 11th that she is 16 pounds pre-pregnancy which means she has lost one pound in a little more than a month. I so want to call her out.

squnkie

Yall. That episode of outlander.

marsalisails

squnkie said:

Yall. That episode of outlander.

I know! It was like 50 shades of Outlander!

squnkie

Matthew930 said:

squnkie said:

Yall. That episode of outlander.

I know! It was like 50 shades of Outlander!

Ha! My husband said it was worse than Game of Thrones. I contest it was better. :P
I'm so bummed we only have one more episode until the spring. At least I've still got the books - I read them during my MOTN feedings.

marsalisails

squnkie said:

Matthew930 said:

squnkie said:

Yall. That episode of outlander.

I know! It was like 50 shades of Outlander!

Ha! My husband said it was worse than Game of Thrones. I contest it was better. :P
I'm so bummed we only have one more episode until the spring. At least I've still got the books - I read them during my MOTN feedings.

I know - I'm so pissed. I really hope they don't do that again. I can't take the wait!

emeek

Just got back from a wedding. Why do people do assigned tables. Let me sit where I want not next to a bunch of people I dont know

squnkie

Matthew930 said:

squnkie said:

Matthew930 said:

squnkie said:

Yall. That episode of outlander.

I know! It was like 50 shades of Outlander!

Ha! My husband said it was worse than Game of Thrones. I contest it was better. :P
I'm so bummed we only have one more episode until the spring. At least I've still got the books - I read them during my MOTN feedings.

I know - I'm so pissed. I really hope they don't do that again. I can't take the wait!

Same here! They haven't even given a date for the spring. And by then I'll definitely be out of books - I'm working on the 5th one right now.

alyss0nl

kam3100 said:

I'm not a fan of drama on Facebook but today I shared that I went hiking in an effort to help me lose five more pounds to get to my pre pregnancy weight. Now a 'friend' posted on my status 'not to brag but I'm 17 below my pre pregnancy weight' It's taking a lot of effort to not go off on her. Ugh. To top it off, she posted on August 11th that she is 16 pounds pre-pregnancy which means she has lost one pound in a little more than a month. I so want to call her out.

Boo on her! I think it's awesome you're out hiking, especially in this weather. Braver than me!

alyss0nl

I just had the pleasure of breaking up a high school party next door. It was going swimmingly until some 18 year old douche canoe started to argue with me. It was also probably a bad choice to tell me that it's just the entire football team there...

darkangel42

emeek said:

Just got back from a wedding. Why do people do assigned tables. Let me sit where I want not next to a bunch of people I dont know

I hate this. 

At OH's cousin's wedding, FiL, SiL and I were parked at the Jewish table that was squirelled in a corner - the others were all members of the OH's cousin's Mom's book club. Why were they even there?!

likeanoldtimemovie

5yo son: You should have another baby. A boy. Right now. Cause you have two boobies to feed two babies.

marsalisails

likeanoldtimemovie said:

5yo son: You should have another baby. A boy. Right now. Cause you have two boobies to feed two babies.

Omg - my son said something very similar yesterday! Hell be five next week. He said that he hopes the baby in my tummy is a boy this time. When I told him that I didn't have a baby in my tummy (and that I wouldn't for quite a while), he just shrugged and said that he hopes the next one is a boy anyway.

WHAAAAA?!

darkangel42

DD1 (nearly 6) wants more babies too. I talked her down from 1,200 and she now wants 20 brothers and sisters!

likeanoldtimemovie

@Matthew930‌ @darkangel42‌

Yup, he wants a billion siblings. He said all the boys could sleep in one room with bunk beds and all the girls in another and everyone could snuggle.

Gotta admit that the thought of a house full of children made my heart swell.

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DS1 has also been talking about another baby. Please, child.

The pastor at church used "irregardless" in his sermon today. *twitch*  He usually speaks with proper grammar but, ouch.

marsalisails

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shortstack930

DD pooped on me this morning (

Jbosarge85

Omg DH will not shut up. He is talking non stop and loud. I told him to talk quieter because dd was sleeping nope he ignored me. Then DS was asleep and his talking was waking him up. Seriously? STFU. And we're watching tv and every show he is being rude about everyone on the show and comparing them to other stars example: watching biggest loser " you look like a fat Vanessa hudgens" "thanks for your input son of Steve Harvey" ugggg

jensavicci

Dammit.....flo is back in town -_-

And she came back with hellish cramps. It feels like satan is tap dancing in my uterus.

Time to go find a corner to ball up and cry in.