FFFC

KellersPrag

Hopefully work and life will let me come back and play today!

But boo-yah, I started UO and FFFC this week. Back on track!

KellersPrag

Oh wait, I have one before I go for now:

I definitely don't want to make anyone feel bad, but this is FFFC, right? What other kind of sex is there if not the "gourmet sex" described in the below thread? That is to say, that's what ours is all the time - I never knew there was another way of doing it, and what's the point if there is?

ETA: I understand the concept of a quickie. But I never knew how literally it was taken. Can some of you really O that fast?

KellersPrag

I love toe socks.

MeatballEsq

Do you really think that for every couple sex means both people Oing?

KellersPrag

Do you really think that for every couple sex means both people Oing?

Prior to this conversation right now? Yes, I did.

tinyhumantoe

I didn't read the thread, but I can only O if we have sex a second time in the same night. It's hard enough for us to manage once, so it pretty much never happens. Eta: I guess it's a sensitivity issue, as in I'm not. Oral also doesn't do a thing for me - I hate it.

KellersPrag

I take forever to O, no matter what. But that's why each time for us is "gourmet", I guess.

MeatballEsq

KellersPrag said:

Do you really think that for every couple sex means both people Oing?

Prior to this conversation right now? Yes, I did.

Well shit I was a virgin for a lot longer than I thought!

MississippiCatfish

My husband hasn't shaved or cut his hair since mid-October. It looks terrible. I just recently (in the last week) started to hate it and have been honest about it. He doesn't look like my husband. I hate kissing him with the beard. He frequently - daily - catches himself in the mirror and comments on how awesome his beard is. He knows it looks weird and loves the attention that he gets because of it.

This morning when he left for work he said, "We're going to do a full haircut and shave this weekend. I don't want to be ugly to you." And now I feel guilty. I don't want to make him feel bad about how he looks, but I do think it looks bad. I feel like a jerk but I'm still really glad it's going away.

KellersPrag

MeatballEsq said:

KellersPrag said:

Do you really think that for every couple sex means both people Oing?

Prior to this conversation right now? Yes, I did.

Well shit I was a virgin for a lot longer than I thought!

Well now meatball don't twist what I'm saying. Just in my group of friends, it's kind of like: what's the point if no O? Obviously when you're younger and inexperienced, it probably won't happen as often. But obviously it is still considered sex.

MeatballEsq

MississippiCatfish said:

My husband hasn't shaved or cut his hair since mid-October. It looks terrible. I just recently (in the last week) started to hate it and have been honest about it. He doesn't look like my husband. I hate kissing him with the beard. He frequently - daily - catches himself in the mirror and comments on how awesome his beard is. He knows it looks weird and loves the attention that he gets because of it.

This morning when he left for work he said, "We're going to do a full haircut and shave this weekend. I don't want to be ugly to you." And now I feel guilty. I don't want to make him feel bad about how he looks, but I do think it looks bad. I feel like a jerk but I'm still really glad it's going away.

DH sometimes purposely tries to grow a mustache because he knows how much I hate it. At first I felt bad telling him it was ugly, then I realized he was just doing it to fuck with me.

We have a healthy relationship, right?

MississippiCatfish

@kellersprag I don't O for quickies. The point of a quickie (for us) is usually that I don't feel like sex, he does, so we do it quick. It's just for him, so I don't expect to O.

KellersPrag

Heading to work. Going to try hard to come back today. Thanks for the education ladies. I really am not trying to ruffle feathers!

tinyhumantoe

I just found out I use way too much TP. I really clogged the toilet and DH had me show him how much I use LOL. I asked him to show me first and how he doesn't get shit on his fingers, I don't know! :-p

MississippiCatfish

MeatballEsq said:

MississippiCatfish said:

My husband hasn't shaved or cut his hair since mid-October. It looks terrible. I just recently (in the last week) started to hate it and have been honest about it. He doesn't look like my husband. I hate kissing him with the beard. He frequently - daily - catches himself in the mirror and comments on how awesome his beard is. He knows it looks weird and loves the attention that he gets because of it.

This morning when he left for work he said, "We're going to do a full haircut and shave this weekend. I don't want to be ugly to you." And now I feel guilty. I don't want to make him feel bad about how he looks, but I do think it looks bad. I feel like a jerk but I'm still really glad it's going away.

DH sometimes purposely tries to grow a mustache because he knows how much I hate it. At first I felt bad telling him it was ugly, then I realized he was just doing it to fuck with me.

We have a healthy relationship, right?

Men are so strange. I don't understand the desire to make oneself unattractive to your spouse?

MississippiCatfish

tinyhumantoe said:

I asked him to show me first and how he doesn't get shit on his fingers, I don't know! :-p

BTDT. It boggles my mind how little TP DH uses. I like to err on the side of caution, I guess!

Bighair12

MississippiCatfish said:

My husband hasn't shaved or cut his hair since mid-October. It looks terrible. I just recently (in the last week) started to hate it and have been honest about it. He doesn't look like my husband. I hate kissing him with the beard. He frequently - daily - catches himself in the mirror and comments on how awesome his beard is. He knows it looks weird and loves the attention that he gets because of it. This morning when he left for work he said, "We're going to do a full haircut and shave this weekend. I don't want to be ugly to you." And now I feel guilty. I don't want to make him feel bad about how he looks, but I do think it looks bad. I feel like a jerk but I'm still really glad it's going away.

DH sometimes purposely tries to grow a mustache because he knows how much I hate it. At first I felt bad telling him it was ugly, then I realized he was just doing it to fuck with me. We have a healthy relationship, right?

Men are so strange. I don't understand the desire to make oneself unattractive to your spouse?

They love to get a rise out of us.  MH grew a craptastic beard this fall.  Before we left for Hawaii it had to be gone.  

I laughed because he was the one who suffered from razor burn.

Nita2603

I don't think I have O'ed since we had kids. It's not a problem. Sad, yes. But I am sure it will happen at some point, when I can actually relax and have slept and don't have sex while thinking how much I need sleep or how much I hope we don't get interrupted by waking children.

Nita2603

I have no problems telling DH if I don't like how he looks like. Beards are not ok. It's in the contract.

And I have also told him to stop eating for three. He has gained A LOT of weight and it is not cool.

misspunky

Since I am on an anti-depressant, I can't O from sex.  The only way I can O is with a toy, so DH and I use my toy on me first, then go for his.  Our system works beautifully.

My parents are taking DD tonight and my plans involve wine, a book, and bed.  No sex of any kind.  

Bighair12

Let's just say sadly we don't have sex often right now. But when we do we both finish because we have spent the time and effort to do it that night.

BillyMollyEmmy

My H is actually the hottie now... he has lost weight and I can see all his muscles and I'm the one who sits and eats doritos and ice cream. He's sexy, I am the frumpy mom. 

redneckmomma25

I have never O'd. I don't really care. Sex will feel good sometimes but it is mostly for him. I don't like long sex. Especially during the week. Weekend nap sex can take a while that's fine.

Hyaline

DH is gone all weekend and I intend to cook exactly zero meals.  And skip housework in favor of crafting things.  

BillyMollyEmmy

Before we had A, I didn't finish every time, but most times. 

Now, I O every time. I feel like post baby sex is the best I've ever had. Maybe because it occurs less? 

Flamingemu

I would rather not O and go to sleep than have a long session. Taking our time and enjoying each other is great, but I'd I am tired and taking a while, we are done when he is.

tyrannasaurusjess

KellersPrag said:

Oh wait, I have one before I go for now: I definitely don't want to make anyone feel bad, but this is FFFC, right? What other kind of sex is there if not the "gourmet sex" described in the below thread? That is to say, that's what ours is all the time - I never knew there was another way of doing it, and what's the point if there is? ETA: I understand the concept of a quickie. But I never knew how literally it was taken. Can some of you really O that fast?

I wanted to comment that I couldn't wait to hear what your response to what gourmet sex was, but thought that might be way too creepy. 

Also, toe socks are so weird and wrong.

Nita2603

I don't think all kids are cute. My niece is now three weeks old and gets uglier by the day.

AlinnJo

Ummmm, hmmmm. I O every time, usually twice. I would be staring at the ceiling waiting for it to end if I didn't O.

BarefootContessa

I enjoy Oing, but it doesn't happen every time. I'm OK with that. I enjoy knowing that he is getting pleasure. 

tyrannasaurusjess

MississippiCatfish said:

My husband hasn't shaved or cut his hair since mid-October. It looks terrible. I just recently (in the last week) started to hate it and have been honest about it. He doesn't look like my husband. I hate kissing him with the beard. He frequently - daily - catches himself in the mirror and comments on how awesome his beard is. He knows it looks weird and loves the attention that he gets because of it. This morning when he left for work he said, "We're going to do a full haircut and shave this weekend. I don't want to be ugly to you." And now I feel guilty. I don't want to make him feel bad about how he looks, but I do think it looks bad. I feel like a jerk but I'm still really glad it's going away.

DH sometimes purposely tries to grow a mustache because he knows how much I hate it. At first I felt bad telling him it was ugly, then I realized he was just doing it to fuck with me. We have a healthy relationship, right?

Men are so strange. I don't understand the desire to make oneself unattractive to your spouse?

H's facial hair grows so fast-- his usual look is a day or two of stubble, which is what I prefer. Every time he shaves though, he goes through this routine--shaving mutton chops, or a goatee, or a mustache, or a pencil mustache, or any other sort of partial facial hair he can think of. He usually struts around the house for a bit with whichever style he's decided he likes and I hate the most. I find it annoying and cute, but I won't kiss him until he's fixed it. 

He always tries to grow a beard in November, but the last two years he's given Jasper a rash when he kisses on him, so that puts a kibosh on that, which I don't mind in the least

MarisaKathleen

Before I got on TB, I was with Kellers...I had no idea that both people didn't O when they had sex....I just figured that was the norm!  I didn't know!  I'm so irritated with my DH for waltzing in after midnight last night smelling like a fricking bar while I sat home with our sick kid that we won't be having any sex anytime soon anyway.

Also, last night was the second time in Nancy's life she's gotten up in the middle of the night because she was sick.  She was coughing so bad that I sat in her room and let her sleep on my chest so she was more upright.  It was so good to snuggle with her without her poking me in the eye or shoving her finger in my nose. :-)

Stasi

I just couldn't make the .8 mile walk from the train station to my office today (usually takes about 15 min because of stop lights). I hailed a cab the second I stepped foot outside. It was freakin glorious. Best $6 I've ever spent. 

Added: It's also only -3 here today. The walk doesn't bother me on days when my nostrils don't immediately freeze together.

Flamingemu

Nita2603 said:

I don't think all kids are cute. My niece is now three weeks old and gets uglier by the day.

I am also surprised when pretty people have less than cute babies or less than cute people have adorable babies. It always makes me wonder what their mailman looks like. Ha

kelbel527

LoisLayn23 said:

This one is not rational and I'm totally not looking for sympathy or sorry messages. I just need to get it out for me.

My grandpa died on Wednesday and I found out via group text from my dad and was pissed. They aren't doing a service so there's no goodbye. But deaths come in 3's and now I'm irrationally terrified that I will go to my 12 week appointment on Monday and have a dead baby. The anxiety is almost crippling me the past couple of days.

You didn't ask for it, but I'm so sorry for your loss. 

Also - I had lots of dreams with DS2 that I  lost him.  DH told my OB this at my appointment and he was awesome enough to give me an ultrasound to make me feel better.  It helped for a little while, though I still had a lot of anxiety with him. 

T&Ps everything goes well at your appointment.

BeebopandBuddy

I don't have to O every time, but usually do.I don't O during but DH knows how to make it happen and it's usually part of the routine.  I won't fake it though so, if it's not working, I would rather just be finished and move on. 

I am also having trouble focusing my brain during sex.  Too much shit is running through my head.

 

MarisaKathleen

Flamingemu said:

I don't think all kids are cute. My niece is now three weeks old and gets uglier by the day.

I am also surprised when pretty people have less than cute babies or less than cute people have adorable babies. It always makes me wonder what their mailman looks like. Ha

One of the prettiest girls I went to HS with has a troll for a son.  I kept thinking he'd get better with age but the kid is almost 5 and looks even weirder.  

MarisaKathleen

@LoisLayn23, I'm sorry about your Grandpa.

I would be so mad at my family if I found out about a death from a text message.  There's just some messages I think have to be delivered in person or from an actual voice.

Also, are you finally feeling better?

Nita2603

Flamingemu said:

Nita2603 said:

I don't think all kids are cute. My niece is now three weeks old and gets uglier by the day.

I am also surprised when pretty people have less than cute babies or less than cute people have adorable babies. It always makes me wonder what their mailman looks like. Ha

BIL and his wife are not attractive. At all. Both weigh about 350 pounds on good days. And she also looks like Ms Piggy.
Which is weird, because they have a similar personality.

melody921

KellersPrag said:

Oh wait, I have one before I go for now: I definitely don't want to make anyone feel bad, but this is FFFC, right? What other kind of sex is there if not the "gourmet sex" described in the below thread? That is to say, that's what ours is all the time - I never knew there was another way of doing it, and what's the point if there is? ETA: I understand the concept of a quickie. But I never knew how literally it was taken. Can some of you really O that fast?

No, and that's why I asked initially. I wasn't really getting it either. There is always foreplay bc if there is no foreplay, there is no afterplay. But I do get that the lighting of candles, spritzing of sheets with perfume, adding of a sexy outfit would fall under gourmet.

IForgotMyLogIn

I'm irrationally annoyed with a friend that I asked to go see Frozen with me, her reply "well, fiance will want to come, he loves Disney". Now I don't want to go and will probably never make the plans. 

I said it was irrational.