Alcoholic Skanks Report NAO!

DreadLoc

i back my ass (like i don't know they're there) up on old ladies who think standing closer to me in line makes shit go faster.

 

or i'll whip my head around quickly and smack them.

i've considered farting but have yet to have the courage to do that one.

i'm a jerk.

nanabanana06

Honestly, I have no idea where the term toaster came from. I think it has something to do with the fact in colorguard if you too close to someone you were going to burned (aka hurt). Since we're all twirling flags, rifles, and sabres.

myatala

Waiting for Husband to get home with Thai food and then there will be wine and I think 1 more episode of Sherlock season 2 awaits us on Netflix so there should be Sherlock.

Edit: phone typing be hard, yo

SummerSnow11

Thai food sounds yummy.

wiggyslilsis

Stupid bump logged me out and now it won'tlet me love tit. Drives me crazy but I just can't give you guys up

LaurelBee

Drinking some beers, watching the Olympics.

CinemaGoddess

DreadLoc said:

i back my ass (like i don't know they're there) up on old ladies who think standing closer to me in line makes shit go faster.

 

or i'll whip my head around quickly and smack them.

i've considered farting but have yet to have the courage to do that one.

i'm a jerk.

ILY.

LaurelBee

Ps Did Shawn White get good looking or what?!

DreadLoc

CinemaGoddess said:

DreadLoc said:

i back my ass (like i don't know they're there) up on old ladies who think standing closer to me in line makes shit go faster.

 

or i'll whip my head around quickly and smack them.

i've considered farting but have yet to have the courage to do that one.

i'm a jerk.

ILY.

ILY²

DreadLoc

gwinnygirl said:

I want @DreadLoc to be my life coach. She's been on it in every single thread I've seen her in lately, well always actually.

i'll coach you how to be on everything you encounter.  like a slutty mr miyagi. 

RayRay007

I'm out of town for a conference. I'm drinking alone in my hotel room in sweatpants.
Eta now I'll go back and catch up

Monkeybabe

After the conversation yesterday(?) about desserts, I'm now making chocolate chip cookies, so thanks, Parenting!

Monkeybabe

ThisIsBrea said:

@monkeybabe - where are your partners in crime? I know @luckydad has had a rough day, but I for sure thought @laurat25 an @piffle42 would be hanging??

I dunno. Not feeling the west coast love, eh?

nanabanana06

Hostess cupcakes are the devil. They taste too good.

RayRay007

Congrats grams on beating cancer, hope she starts eating soon.

Wine hangovers are the worst but maybe not as bad as draft beer poops.

Way to go empires kid!

JAP- ketchup on steak?!

RayRay007

justAphase said:

RayRay007 said:

JAP- ketchup on steak?!

Wrong people being wrong in the UO

That is such a waste of cow!

LuckyDad

ThisIsBrea said:

@monkeybabe - where are your partners in crime? I know @luckydad has had a rough day, but I for sure thought @laurat25 an @piffle42 would be hanging??

I'm here! DS took pity on us and went to sleep easy.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

omg, we have HBO now and I can finally catch up on Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This season is odd so far. But the show often is.

LuckyDad

LauraT25 said:

K is not asleep but I can drink at least one beer before I would need to check on her, right?

You should at least try

Monkeybabe

Sometimes I feel like I need to take up coffee drinking.

Monkeybabe

justAphase said:

Obnoxious excitement ahead:

I'm picking up @anustart from the airport exactly 24 hours from now!!!!!!!!!! God, I've been so excited about life today. 

Lucky!

nanabanana06

I'm trying to convince SO to buy me a pet skunk.

RayRay007

Nana_Osaki06 said:

I'm trying to convince SO to buy me a pet skunk.

They're kinda cute. If not a skunk, I'd take a raccoon.

LuckyDad

Nana_Osaki06 said:

I'm trying to convince SO to buy me a pet skunk.

Um... no?

LuckyDad

Sweet, did my avatar break?

nanabanana06

Well, they sell pet raccoons and fox as well. I want 1 of each. So much cuteness!

nanabanana06

Must be doing some maintenance?

LuckyDad

Oh good, back to normal.

Monkeybabe

I want a fox. Foxes are supposed to be quite sweet.

nanabanana06

Well, for those that want a fox, raccoon, or skunk:

https://www.tinytracksexoticanimals.com/fox.html

nanabanana06

That sounds... safe.

My ex stepmom had a hybrid cat (savannah). That thing was mean as heck. So.... from that experience it means that a mountain lion would be a complete bitch.

nanabanana06

LauraT25 said:

Well, for those that want a fox, raccoon, or skunk:

https://www.tinytracksexoticanimals.com/fox.html

I read the that link and thought sex exotic animals? Wth?

Don't worry, I thought the same too. I giggled.

nanabanana06

justAphase said:

I have a weird thing against having exotic animals as pets

I would never ever own one. They are just cute and I like joking with SO about it. Tonight this was brought to my attention by Reddit.

Monkeybabe

Nana_Osaki06 said:

That sounds... safe.

My ex stepmom had a hybrid cat (savannah). That thing was mean as heck. So.... from that experience it means that a mountain lion would be a complete bitch.

My grandparents had a bobcat/house cat mix. He was an asshole.

LuckyDad

I wonder if those are the foxes that were domesticated by Russia in the 70s?

Monkeybabe

LexiLupin said:

I had a camper once who insisted that foxes were mythical creatures. Okay, buddy. He was maybe 9.

He must have been ahead of the trend.

RayRay007

mbenit4 said:

There is only one exotic thing I'll keep around.

And....?

Monkeybabe

RayRay007 said:

There is only one exotic thing I'll keep around.

And....?

I'm going with trouser snake on this one.

Mrs.adambabycakes

mbenit4 said:

There is only one exotic thing I'll keep around.

Let me guess, does it begin with a D and end with a K?

LuckyDad

LexiLupin said:

I had a camper once who insisted that foxes were mythical creatures. Okay, buddy. He was maybe 9.

So like Narwhals and Okapi.