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amdecker1016

Oh sweet baby smiles! =] @Laura8388

kaking78

@Laura8388 I vote both gas and smiles.  He's a boy and farts are funny.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

kaking78 said:

@Laura8388 I vote both gas and smiles.  He's a boy and farts are funny.

It starts early, and never goes away. My 80 year old grandfather still giggles every time he farts.

Also, I'm going to be a little bit of a AW, and post a picture of the shirt MH bought me today, because it's made of awesome. Sorry it's sideways; I'm too tired and cranky to change that right now.

dannie2011

I like this thread and the dumb question one. I can never keep up with all the threads and posts. These ones tend to pop up more and I can remember about them. 

Just my random thought of the night now off to bed I go :P

amdecker1016

As we get closer to march i am really getting anxious to know what all our team green babies are =] i cannot wait!

You all better start your thread titles with "team green turned to team [whatever]" so i won't have to wait in suspense!!

Excitedmum35

Laura8388 said:

Can't decide if these are gas, or real smiles!!! I'm loving it either way!

They totally HAVE to be real!!!!
Pretty sure Ryker is gifted!!

AshleyO925

Just want to AW my newest level of crazy here:

MH has been begging for a puppy while our cat is still young and we adopted Sprocket from a shelter yesterday. He has promised to be on puppy duty but guess who had to get out of bed to walk him this morning? Oh well, it's good practice and he's stinking cute!

lalaith50

My last shower is today, and I'm pretty excited! (I feel like after it is when I can finally do all the "last minute things" like making sure we have everything we might need.) although apparently the lady throwing it (H's boss,) is immaturely pissed that we haven't told her the sex of the baby. (She knows we did a gender reveal at another shower.) She is a very passive-aggressive lady, so I'm slightly worried that she will do something mean at the shower... Also, I'm annoyed it just started snowing heavily and I have to drive 30 minutes to my job. Boo. But, on the bright side, I only have to go in 3 more times til maternity leave! Yay! (It's just my weekend job.)

jennybean80

AshleyO925 said:

Just want to AW my newest level of crazy here:

MH has been begging for a puppy while our cat is still young and we adopted Sprocket from a shelter yesterday. He has promised to be on puppy duty but guess who had to get out of bed to walk him this morning? Oh well, it's good practice and he's stinking cute!

Yep - crazy!! But I love that you named him Sprocket. Now I'm having Fraggle Rock flashbacks!

cdnmomma

I've watched the secretariat three times in the last 24 hours on the same channel cause I can't find the remote to the tv in our bedroom. I've cried all three times and then cried when I realized our baby will be born in the year of the horse.

saisongbird

DH is getting on my nerves about the damned snoogle.  Yes, it cuts into your side of the bed, but it can't only be on my side because then I don't have room to sleep!

I think I've told him three times in the last two days to go strap a bowling ball around his waist and walk around that way.

amdecker1016

I keep waiting for the going into labor dream thats supposed to happen right before you actually do.
Did that happen to any of you?

amdecker1016

Our crazy lady is back.
The bump today is boring.
Nothing is on tv.
They are making a new pirates of the caribbean. I don't know how i feel about that.

Thats all.

theluckiest9

I want brownies.

theluckiest9

@wisconsincheese12 it sounds like you have no other choice then having her today. You guys had better get started.

..and if you do figure out how to get that started you'd better share!

saisongbird

Laura8388 said:

What's with that "moderator of the month" sticky? We have been here 7 months and this is the first time I've seen it.

It's new.  The bump wants to find a way to reward their awesome mods.  They're going to pick someone each month a give them something, I guess.

amdecker1016

My husband just told me that if my water breaks in his car that he is going to trade it in.
Because apparently it cannot be cleaned...

ProudMommy030614

Breakfast for dinner Biscuits and gravy with farm fresh eggs mmmmmm

lalaith50

amymheidecker said:

My husband just told me that if my water breaks in his car that he is going to trade it in. Because apparently it cannot be cleaned...

I'm pretty sure my dh thinks the same thing. Actually, wait, so do I...I have NO idea where I would even begin cleaning such a mess!

SomersIsles

DisneyAddict1 said:

I'm debating on deleting a friend from facebook because every stinking time I post something pregnancy related she has to comment on how her situation was so much worse and how.

For example, I posted a picture today of an asshole that parked practically sideways next to me so I could barely get into my car. It was seriously a tight fit and just looking at it I thought I was going to have to climb in my passenger side to leave. She proceeded to tell me how she had it so much worse because she was so big because of extra fluid blah blah blah. I get it real problem that I'm sure was a bitch to deal with but let me have my moment!

I posted about running out of clothes because it is so warm here and she posted this gem how she can brag that when she was pregnant last summer she made it through the record breaking temps. I wanted to ask her for she wanted a cookie or a gold star sticker but H said it was probably a bad idea so I just left it.

A "one upper"! I have 2 friends who do that. SOOOOOO ANNOYING!

AriaAmante143

saisongbird said:

Laura8388 said:

What's with that "moderator of the month" sticky? We have been here 7 months and this is the first time I've seen it.

It's new.  The bump wants to find a way to reward their awesome mods.  They're going to pick someone each month a give them something, I guess.

I nominate whichever of our mods that had to respond to the complaint from the girl that doesn't even post here that we're "too mean". She rocks.

amdecker1016

I'm starting to get mild panic attacks at the thought of labor and bringing the baby home...
My dear diary thought for the day.

amdecker1016

FarmBoysWife said:

My spleeeen hurst!!!

No.. For reals. My sides feel like someone is stabbing them. Chinchilla, my kidneys/ spleen/ organs need a break. Can you shift just a hair?

Or start making the grand entrance. =] i'm sure either will do for you!

amdecker1016

When you get woken up by contractions you expect it to be the real deal...
Nope. False labor is a bitch. I hate it. All i want to do is whine and cry..

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NoelleZako

I hate not being able to curl up in bed because I can feel lo seriously hit the top of my thighs or something. I had no idea that when they dropped they would be soooooo low it's incredible. Also, all these threads about babies being born make me cry out of happiness and jealousy. I really hope I don't go past my due date and part of me feels extremely guilty for wanting him to come like a week early.

saisongbird

I miss belly sleeping.  I think I miss it more than I miss wine.

amdecker1016

Laura8388 said:

Had a glass of baileys last night (I was a nervous wreck so didn't have any through pregnancy) then TUMMY SLEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Boobs kinda hurt but it was worth it)

Be jealous, bitches.

I am. =]

saisongbird

Laura8388 said:

Had a glass of baileys last night (I was a nervous wreck so didn't have any through pregnancy) then TUMMY SLEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Boobs kinda hurt but it was worth it) Be jealous, bitches.

SomersIsles

Laura8388 said:

Had a glass of baileys last night (I was a nervous wreck so didn't have any through pregnancy) then TUMMY SLEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Boobs kinda hurt but it was worth it)

Be jealous, bitches.

The best of both worlds. So jealous!

AnonymousMotherOfOne

I am about two seconds away from the end of my fuse; everything makes me want to cry today. It was just as bad last night, right around the time MH had to go to work for a quick meeting.

I cried because he was potentially going to be late to prenatal class.

I cried because I was uncomfortable during and after the class.

I cried because he wouldn't go to Casey's to get me a cup of crushed ice which I ended up getting for free because I looked so pathetic and monstrously pregnant.

I cried because he wouldn't touch my head and massage it in little circles like the prenatal class teacher taught him.

I cried because my BH hurt way more than usual.

I cried when I woke up because my left shoulder feels like someone tried to rip it off in my sleep.

I don't know how much more of this I can take, guys. ::internally cursing while watching LOST::

NoelleZako

@farmboyswife how is this new season of downton abbey? We got rid of cable so I haven't watched any yet but I'm thinking about turning it back on for mat leave because I miss so much like game of thrones and dr who.

SomersIsles

bandteacher said:

kirotea said:

FYI - Mean Girls is on MTV right now. :P

Le sigh. We use an antenna. Don't hate.

Say what?!

amdecker1016

Why watch mean girls on tv when obviously i can see them live on here...
=D

ProudMommy030614

bandteacher said:

kirotea said:

FYI - Mean Girls is on MTV right now. :P

Le sigh. We use an antenna. Don't hate.

So do we. However no cable bill is nice

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amdecker1016

Oh KFC sounds good.
I have chick-fil-a left over...i'm pretty sure thats what i'm eating now.

EML2011

I just sent DH this text message... " if you don't get your ass up here and start making dinner I'm going to start screaming." I think I'm officially stabby.

amdecker1016

EML2011 said:

I just sent DH this text message... " if you don't get your ass up here and start making dinner I'm going to start screaming." I think I'm officially stabby.

I may or may not have told my husband in the past "if you don't come home with food don't bother coming home"

I totally get it