Crazy TTC Dreams

Emerald27

I woke up in the middle of the night last night saying; "that was weird!"

I had just dreamt that I was POAS. It was one of the Walmart cheapies, and I had the dropper of pee ready to drip onto the test. Suddenly I somehow lost the test! Dropped it or something, and it was nowhere to be found. And I was standing there with the pee and nothing to do with it!

I saw a paper plate (yah, because that makes sense) and said "oh, those work too." So I took the plate and squirted the pee onto it. Then the whole plate turned pink and I was like "yay! It's positive"...

So what's the weirdest TTC dream you've had?

wishiwaspreggo

My TTC dreams usually manifest themselves in the babies already being born.  In one dream I was chasing a cute little toddler around (a girl).  In another I was carrying a car seat with a little boy.

In a very bizarre dream I had to pick up my baby from the nursery and I didn't know what my baby looked like.  I saw a beautiful baby boy and said "That's my baby" and picked him up.  Then a hospital worker said "No, he's not yours.  Here's your baby" an handed me a baby whose face looked like Mr. Bean and I freaked out.

Not sure what any of this means...

peggels24

Emerald27 said:

I woke up in the middle of the night last night saying; "that was weird!" I had just dreamt that I was POAS. It was one of the Walmart cheapies, and I had the dropper of pee ready to drip onto the test. Suddenly I somehow lost the test! Dropped it or something, and it was nowhere to be found. And I was standing there with the pee and nothing to do with it! I saw a paper plate (yah, because that makes sense) and said "oh, those work too." So I took the plate and squirted the pee onto it. Then the whole plate turned pink and I was like "yay! It's positive"... So what's the weirdest TTC dream you've had?

What?  I don't have any paper plates at home - I'll have to go get some - should I order them online or can I use Dollar Store ones?  If it turns pink, does that mean girl?   )

sthrncharmer

macylynn27 said:

I was running down a hill at my grandparent's farm when I suddenly stopped to pee on a stick. Then I continued running down the hill. Later Channing Tatum/my uncle hybrid showed up at the my door with a my pee stick telling me I was pregnant. 
I think there was more but this was several weeks ago so that's all I can remember. 

I can totally understand how Channing Tatum and pee stick is the only thing you remember!

kdc5836

I dream all the time about me and my husband talking to our baby in me. Sometimes I dream about cuddling with my baby or breastfeeding my baby. 

TJD12

I had a dream a couple of years ago that I gave birth to a pencil.  I became so attached to that pencil in my dream that I was genuinely sad when I woke up and had no pencil to love.

DoubleUp8

I had a weird dream about having the baby, and it had brown eyes (DH and I are both blue eyed) and didn't look like DH. Everyone in the dream started accusing me of cheating and having someone else's baby! (I have never cheated, so no quilty conscience).

If I had to guess, it stems from everyone telling us we will have blonde, blue-eyed, babies.

snooks721

Emerald27 said:

I woke up in the middle of the night last night saying; "that was weird!" I had just dreamt that I was POAS. It was one of the Walmart cheapies, and I had the dropper of pee ready to drip onto the test. Suddenly I somehow lost the test! Dropped it or something, and it was nowhere to be found. And I was standing there with the pee and nothing to do with it! I saw a paper plate (yah, because that makes sense) and said "oh, those work too." So I took the plate and squirted the pee onto it. Then the whole plate turned pink and I was like "yay! It's positive"... So what's the weirdest TTC dream you've had?

Hahaha too funny!

I had a dream that I was looking at myself in the mirror and I knew I was pregnant and my stomach was so round. But my stomach was really just fat it wasn't like I was "showing" and I was like "nobody is going to even know I'm pregnant, they're just gonna think I gained weigh " Then I got AF the next day. Womp womp.

MrsG713

tairairatTJD12. Lol

My last cycle I had a stretch of TTC dreams one of which included my MIL being really mad at me (can't remember why) as well as a number of odd ones.  I got nothing now though, sorry.

ngolimento

I had a dream about two months ago that I was a big ol pregnant lady, happily shuffling around and linking elbows with DH. The suddenly my ex (who I'd happily light on fire) shows up, and the dream shifted suddenly to me being terrified that DH would find out the baby is my ex's not his.

I woke up freaked out and wanting to bleach my vag/mind.

janda426

I've had sooooo many BFP dreams and it's sad cause even in the dream I'm like "ugh this is just a dream".

What I really hate are the dreams where I have a baby and the features are so distinct and H and I are just laying in bed with the baby and it feels so freakishly real then I wake up and there's no baby. Dreams suck sometimes

renbee

tairairat said:

I once dreamt I gave birth to a cat. It was not happy when we tried to swaddle it.

Omg, I've totally had a cat ttc dream. I dreamed I had a cat-baby and was breastfeeding it. It was weird.

I've also dreamed about having a baby that is so small it would fit in my pocket. I would lose it and forget about it all the time in the dream and it was awful!

jlbeanza

I can't remember any of my wonky dreams at the moment (there are many), but I wanted to say that this thread is magic. That is all.

wasatchbaby

Last night I dreamed I gave birth (boy if you were wondering) but felt good, went home, then got up the next day and brought the baby to school with me- I had subjects coming in for important data collection! Ha... The funny part is, that probably really WILL happen- another doc student always has his baby with him (his wife is also in school, they switch off with him all day)- he is lucky it works, the little guy is an angel, almost never cries!