Ugh. Now I want a brown sugar pop tart and a plate of bacon.
I used to make my sister a brown sugar pop tart every morning I was in 8th grade and she was a senior when she drove me to school (I had a class at the high school). Mmm...now I want one.
This did not provide the drama I anticipated from the title. However, I would have told that coworker "not to worry, there are plenty of his family members still alive that you have not eaten yet".
I feel you. I walked past a coworker with my poptart in hand and she goes "what are you feeding that baby?"
Whaaaat? I said "never you mind what I'm feeding the baby. I'm hungry." She said bite me. I was tempted.
This is also the same person who asked me to consider what kind of mom I'm going to be. She said I won't want to be the kind of mom who sits on the park bench instead of playing with her kids.
I'm a size 16. I will play with my kids and occasionally eat a pop tart. FU and your judgement.
Yes. Yes I just might be that mom sometimes. Because my kids will keep me up all night, I do their laundry, I grocery shop for them, cart them around where they need to go, bathe them, love them, hug them & receive their slobbery kisses. So yeah, I just might rest my tired & exhausted booty on the bench & drink a Red Bull while they tire themselves out at the park every now & then. And I will have NO SHAME.
Well shit bacon with cream cheese on it was the only thing I wanted or keep down for months lmao still an awesome snack!!!! We did switch to turkey bacon because it's cheaper and you get more. I don't know if that's better then regular bacon Ya I'm eating so much bacon it was effecting our grocery budget tee hee ohhhh but lately it's all about cottage cheese with fruit cocktail in it I'm to old and cranky for anyone to dare say a word to me on my eating choices [-(
I haven't given a fuck in a long, long time. It's a great way to live! And if anyone were to question my eating habits when pregnant they would get the bitch stare from hell!
Get it, girl! I'm not in my 30s but I think I may have been born without any fucks. Or maybe I just haven't had to deal with any asshats that think it's okay to critique or TOUCH (I can't believe that!!!) my food.
Next time he is eating you should go poke around in his food right after sneezing all over your hand
All I heard was bacon...lots of bacon. I hate BLT's and now I really want one.
Also good for you on not caring. Your life, your baby, your choices. Unless what you are doing in effecting other people (not your child) then they need to stfu and move on.
Re: I officially could not give a F*ck :)
*slow clap* =D>
I aboslutely haven't cared for about 8 years. I must have a "What the crap?!" look on my face because people pretty much leave me alone.
Go get 'em tiger! Unless they live at your house, pay your bills & carry your baby...their opinion doesn't matter.
I haven't given a fuck in a long, long time. It's a great way to live! And if anyone were to question my eating habits when pregnant they would get the bitch stare from hell!
Next time he is eating you should go poke around in his food right after sneezing all over your hand
BFP: February 2016 EDD: October 17, 2016