Nov13 Bringing the Advice

missyishere

LoisLayn23 said:

We have no queen.

Except the drag kind.

 

Ironically, I am about to watch last night's episode of RPDR. 

CinemaGoddess

alexisjo88 said:

Hey parenting cunts and douches, how about you let the N14 gals with BPFs decide whether or not they were "offended" by the GIFs?

I get it, you don't like how N13 rolls. Let them decide for themselves, You are not the whole of TB. Get over yourselves.

*By no means am I calling anyone out, so if you are offended by what I am fucking saying, the shoe must fit. (I'm sure someone on that board is level headed and capable of forming her/his own thoughts).

**TB Leaderboards equate to showing who the fuck doesn't have a life outside TB. Go ahead be proud. Just because you post a bajillion posts everyday, does not mean those posts earn merit. On that note, when multiple people like your post, it does not mean that post is legit. The queen of dipshits is still just a dipshit.

Edited because TB ate my formatting.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Monkeybabe

MrsBadKat said:

We will have to settle this by vote. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12271866/who-had-their-asses-handed-to-them-today

I loled fo real. If my baby wakes up, it's on your head!

alexisjo88

missyishere said:

alexisjo88 said:

Hey parenting cunts and douches, how about you let the N14 gals with BPFs decide whether or not they were "offended" by the GIFs? I get it, you don't like how N13 rolls. Let them decide for themselves, You are not the whole of TB. Get over yourselves. *By no means am I calling anyone out, so if you are offended by what I am fucking saying, the shoe must fit. (I'm sure someone on that board is level headed and capable of forming her/his own thoughts). **TB Leaderboards equate to showing who the fuck doesn't have a life outside TB. Go ahead be proud. Just because you post a bajillion posts everyday, does not mean those posts earn merit. On that note, when multiple people like your post, it does not mean that post is legit. The queen of dipshits is still just a dipshit.

Is there a scale somewhere that I can reference for my level of dipshitness since I'm on the leaderboard a lot?  BTW, actually calling people cunts and douches is a TOU violation.  We are just having fun, but you are being legit terrible.  So good on you for being angry.

Nowhere did I say leaderboard = dipshits.

Again, I did not call anyone out, only that if the shoe fits. No violation, unless your sensitive ears can't take a curse word.

Think what you will of me, trust me, my feelings won't be hurt(me angry? Bah!).
 
My personal belief is that it takes hours of time that can be better spend to accrue that many "points".  Yes, I am allowed to have my own thoughts.

Monkeybabe

CinemaGoddess said:

alexisjo88 said:

Hey parenting cunts and douches, how about you let the N14 gals with BPFs decide whether or not they were "offended" by the GIFs?

I get it, you don't like how N13 rolls. Let them decide for themselves, You are not the whole of TB. Get over yourselves.

*By no means am I calling anyone out, so if you are offended by what I am fucking saying, the shoe must fit. (I'm sure someone on that board is level headed and capable of forming her/his own thoughts).

**TB Leaderboards equate to showing who the fuck doesn't have a life outside TB. Go ahead be proud. Just because you post a bajillion posts everyday, does not mean those posts earn merit. On that note, when multiple people like your post, it does not mean that post is legit. The queen of dipshits is still just a dipshit.

Edited because TB ate my formatting.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Can we make babies together?

EVA116

LOL @MrsBadKat you better have those additional screen names ready.

Ooooh maybe you could be @BLADNov13

CinemaGoddess

alexisjo88 said:

missyishere said:

alexisjo88 said:

Hey parenting cunts and douches, how about you let the N14 gals with BPFs decide whether or not they were "offended" by the GIFs? I get it, you don't like how N13 rolls. Let them decide for themselves, You are not the whole of TB. Get over yourselves. *By no means am I calling anyone out, so if you are offended by what I am fucking saying, the shoe must fit. (I'm sure someone on that board is level headed and capable of forming her/his own thoughts). **TB Leaderboards equate to showing who the fuck doesn't have a life outside TB. Go ahead be proud. Just because you post a bajillion posts everyday, does not mean those posts earn merit. On that note, when multiple people like your post, it does not mean that post is legit. The queen of dipshits is still just a dipshit.

Is there a scale somewhere that I can reference for my level of dipshitness since I'm on the leaderboard a lot?  BTW, actually calling people cunts and douches is a TOU violation.  We are just having fun, but you are being legit terrible.  So good on you for being angry.

Nowhere did I say leaderboard = dipshits.

Again, I did not call anyone out, only that if the shoe fits. No violation, unless your sensitive ears can't take a curse word.

Think what you will of me, trust me, my feelings won't be hurt(me angry? Bah!).
 
My personal belief is that it takes hours of time that can be better spend to accrue that many "points".  Yes, I am allowed to have my own thoughts.

Points mean nothing. 

You've spent a good deal of time arguing your entirely questionable opinions. 

That time could've been better spent elsewhere, right?  

alexisjo88

haygurlhay said:

@hilarityensued she forgot to mention she's sorry for our husbands and childrens.

Hmmm, cause I'm not.

CinemaGoddess

First rule of netbattles:

1.  When you've been arguing a point for two days, you don't get to use the time spent argument against your opponent. 

missyishere

alexisjo88 said:

missyishere said:

alexisjo88 said:

Hey parenting cunts and douches, how about you let the N14 gals with BPFs decide whether or not they were "offended" by the GIFs? I get it, you don't like how N13 rolls. Let them decide for themselves, You are not the whole of TB. Get over yourselves. *By no means am I calling anyone out, so if you are offended by what I am fucking saying, the shoe must fit. (I'm sure someone on that board is level headed and capable of forming her/his own thoughts). **TB Leaderboards equate to showing who the fuck doesn't have a life outside TB. Go ahead be proud. Just because you post a bajillion posts everyday, does not mean those posts earn merit. On that note, when multiple people like your post, it does not mean that post is legit. The queen of dipshits is still just a dipshit.

Is there a scale somewhere that I can reference for my level of dipshitness since I'm on the leaderboard a lot?  BTW, actually calling people cunts and douches is a TOU violation.  We are just having fun, but you are being legit terrible.  So good on you for being angry.

Nowhere did I say leaderboard = dipshits.

Again, I did not call anyone out, only that if the shoe fits. No violation, unless your sensitive ears can't take a curse word.

Think what you will of me, trust me, my feelings won't be hurt(me angry? Bah!).
 
My personal belief is that it takes hours of time that can be better spend to accrue that many "points".  Yes, I am allowed to have my own thoughts.

Yes, yes.  Of all people I am the most sensitive to cursing.  Didn't you read in here that I am a prude? So if you find time wasteful here, then why are you posting here?  IS YOUR TIME NOT PRESH ENOUGH EITHER?!

CinemaGoddess

I AM AN OLYMPIC LEVEL NETBATTLER. 

I know things.  

CinemaGoddess

I think Parenting won this thread. 

Good talk, guise. 

Good talk.  

SpaceGirlSpiff

Sweet JAYSUS, I love Parenting

CinemaGoddess

MrsButt said:

CinemaGoddess said:

First rule of netbattles:

1.  When you've been arguing a point for two days, you don't get to use the time spent argument against your opponent. 

For the cheap seats!

( @cinemagoddess am I doing this right?)

Per-FECT.  /Leeroy

LuckyDad

One of my favorite parts of this thread is the fact that the actual Nov 14 moms are clearly ignoring that it even exists and are doing intros, posting about BFPs, caffeine, and finding out the sex of their baby.

CinemaGoddess

LuckyDad said:

One of my favorite parts of this thread is the fact that the actual Nov 14 moms are clearly ignoring that it even exists and are doing intros, posting about BFPs, caffeine, and finding out the sex of their baby.

I like to think they're taking notes on how not to act on N15.  

Monkeybabe

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

CinemaGoddess

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Monkeybabe

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Haha. Well, if it makes it any better, it will be the last one I eat this year. I always forget that fondant makes me feel kind of ill.

LuckyDad

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Lies! Cream Eggs are the nectar of the gods! I've already eaten 8 this season, and I'm just getting warmed up. Where's @KlondikeBar to back me up in this important, epic netbattle?

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LuckyDad said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Lies! Cream Eggs are the nectar of the gods! I've already eaten 8 this season, and I'm just getting warmed up. Where's @KlondikeBar to back me up in this important, epic netbattle?

I sit in the boat with @fuckydad and @klondike.

CREEEEMMMEEEEEE

CinemaGoddess

LuckyDad said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Lies! Cream Eggs are the nectar of the gods! I've already eaten 8 this season, and I'm just getting warmed up. Where's @KlondikeBar to back me up in this important, epic netbattle?

FLAGGED. 

LuckyDad

CinemaGoddess said:

LuckyDad said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Lies! Cream Eggs are the nectar of the gods! I've already eaten 8 this season, and I'm just getting warmed up. Where's @KlondikeBar to back me up in this important, epic netbattle?

FLAGGED. 

Oh yeah. That's gonna work. Just keep trying to mash that flag button.

Monkeybabe

Mashed potatoes sound so good right now.

CinemaGoddess

LuckyDad said:

CinemaGoddess said:

LuckyDad said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Monkeybabe said:

Hey @luckydad, I had a creme egg today, it was delicious.

You are hereby rejected by Parenting and sentenced to spend the rest of your bump life on the intellectual wasteland known as "November 13". 

Lies! Cream Eggs are the nectar of the gods! I've already eaten 8 this season, and I'm just getting warmed up. Where's @KlondikeBar to back me up in this important, epic netbattle?

FLAGGED. 

Oh yeah. That's gonna work. Just keep trying to mash that flag button.

I HAVE FRIENDS, MAN. 

I KNOW PEOPLE.  

CinemaGoddess

MrsButt said:

VOM. Creme eggs are the fucking worst. Candy should not be runny. I really don't get how anyone can't eat something so vile. Things that run include noses. I bet you Creme-egg-lovers are closet snot pickers!!!

Quoted for motherfucking truth.  

missyishere

I want all the fruit filled pies, please.  

TWHS

CinemaGoddess

missyishere said:

I want all the fruit filled pies, please.  

TWHS

If it's fruit filled, then you probably want to run far far away.  

ranaverde

justAphase said:

ranaverde said:

I'm still trying to figure out what about this is so offensive. 

ranaverde said:

I'll toss in a few:

When the crazy appears, always, always quote for posterity.  You never know when they might try to delete it and pretend it never happened.

Badges are nifty!  Make some!  Stick them in your siggy!

Also:  you can never go wrong with unicorns.

I mean, dang.  I wasted my favorite gif on this?

ok, but this is sarcasm though, right?

Actually no.  Why is my post so offensive to you?

missyishere

WE HAVE MOVED ON TO DESSERTS, GAWD!

insertclevername

missyishere said:

I want all the fruit filled pies, please.  

TWHS

Pie eating crotch goblins the male equivalent of racist dick goblins.

missyishere

I also like fruit and chocolate @cinemagoddess. 

missyishere

AND NUTS IN MY DESSERT

CinemaGoddess

ranaverde said:

justAphase said:

ranaverde said:

I'm still trying to figure out what about this is so offensive. 

ranaverde said:

I'll toss in a few:

When the crazy appears, always, always quote for posterity.  You never know when they might try to delete it and pretend it never happened.

Badges are nifty!  Make some!  Stick them in your siggy!

Also:  you can never go wrong with unicorns.

I mean, dang.  I wasted my favorite gif on this?

ok, but this is sarcasm though, right?

Actually no.  Why is my post so offensive to you?

CinemaGoddess

missyishere said:

AND NUTS IN MY DESSERT

I don't mind nuts in my dessert. 

But fruit can fuck off right now. 

If there is fruit in my Benny cookies I will end you. 

Smooches.  

missyishere

NYMama1 said:

I want all the fruit filled pies, please.  

TWHS

Pie eating crotch goblins the male equivalent of racist dick goblins.

You should put that in your siggy.

Monkeybabe

I love fruit and chocolate so hard. Chocolate covered strawberries for lyfe!

CinemaGoddess

GDI, mbenit. 

We're talking about food now. 

Geez.  

CinemaGoddess

Monkeybabe said:

I love fruit and chocolate so hard. Chocolate covered strawberries for lyfe!

Get out.  

missyishere

No nuts or fruit in your Benny cookies; promise @cinemagoddess.  Just a beautiful, sweet face for all your mouth's consumption.