Mystery solved re: why I was gaining so much weight

IceCreamSocialite

The culprit: drinking one of those green Bolthouse smoothies a day at 500 calories per smoothie without cutting anything else out.

One mystery solved. Still working on why some women on the board are such awful bitches about weight discussions. I'll report back when I've figured it out.

dannie2011

Glad you figured out the first part. Too bad you didn't figure out the second part before posting that comment. I guess you might figure it out soon.

amandapthompson

Oh joy...

pepperedmoth

nickied143

Oh boy...

kara0729

How long did it take for you to figure that out? Til 3rd trimester? You seem really clever.

theluckiest9

And here I was hoping she'd call everyone c-nts again.

dannie2011

Oh man I missed that thread I bet it went over real well. 

SmittyPants

Takes one to know one sweetheart.

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clo1982

Well reading that was time well spent

codec

kara0729 said:

How long did it take for you to figure that out? Til 3rd trimester? You seem really clever.

Where is a thumbs up gif/smilie when I need one.

nik1513

So glad you took the time to enlighten us because we all care so much.

Pinecone21

March 14: Even our trolls can't cause drama.

ladyglittersparkles

IceCreamSocialite said:

The culprit: drinking one of those green Bolthouse smoothies a day at 500 calories per smoothie without cutting anything else out.

One mystery solved. Still working on why some women on the board are such awful bitches about weight discussions. I'll report back when I've figured it out.

Thanks for calling us awful bitches instead of c*nts this time

legallyginger

We need an extra 300 calories a day just for the baby. All else equal, 200 calories a day isn't going to cause ridiculous weight gain. 3500 calories is a pound, so that's less than two extra pounds a month. Back to the drawing board sweetheart. Please, let us know when you figure out the answer, because we are all obviously dying to know.

southerncharm24

IceCreamSocialite said:

The culprit: drinking one of those green Bolthouse smoothies a day at 500 calories per smoothie without cutting anything else out. One mystery solved. Still working on why some women on the board are such awful bitches about weight discussions. I'll report back when I've figured it out.

Shut up. No one cares.
I feel better now.

AriaAmante143

LOL, a 500 calorie smoothie is making you gain "a ton" of weight?

Uh huh, ok...

I might take a closer look at your eating habits, especially because your username contains "Ice Cream". Just sayin'.

Now GTFO.

ewallace00

why would someone even bother to report this information back to such "awful bitches" and "c_nts?"  you don't need us in your life, right?  or do you??

nlane0723

Who are you?

SomersIsles

OMG.  OMG.  OMG.  Thank you so much!  I was dying to know!  Now I can sleep at night.  Thank goodness, because this tossing and turning was getting out of control.  Seriously... it was messing with my work schedule and everything.  How can I repay you?

And when you figure out that second part, the bitch part, PLEASE let me know.  In fact, private message me before you post it for the general public, I'm so impatient, I must know ASAP.  ASAP!!

(Can you tell i'm bored?)

htn1763

If only you hadn't call us all c words then maybe you would have people that care.

AriaAmante143

FarmBoysWife said:

schlanderer2005 said:

Who are you?

Do you know how to google search her photo? 

It will tell you exactly who she is. 

Can you fill in us unfortunate mobile bumpers??

SassyFlats

Why, after calling people c---s in your thread a while back, would you even BOTHER to come post.... this?

sopranoali

I think the culprit for why I'm gaining weight is that I'm 30 weeks pregnant

SassyFlats

sopranoali said:

I think the culprit for why I'm gaining weight is that I'm 30 weeks pregnant

WHAT?!

nlane0723

FarmBoysWife said:

schlanderer2005 said:

Who are you?

Do you know how to google search her photo? 

It will tell you exactly who she is. 

Not on my phone, but I'm going to be all up on that shit when I get home from devouring an ungodly amount of breadsticks from OG.

htn1763

FarmBoysWife said:

And this folks is why you don't use your personal photo's on anonymous message boards. On desktops you can Google search any photo. (at least on chrome) 

ouch. 

rockopera

Yep, I'm failing to give a shit.

Keep working on the solving mysteries thing, OP. You sound really good at it.

PrincessPeach13

Can someone link the original thread?  I feel lost.

amdecker1016

FarmBoysWife said:

AriaAmante143 said:

FarmBoysWife said:

schlanderer2005 said:

Who are you?

Do you know how to google search her photo? 

It will tell you exactly who she is. 

Can you fill in us unfortunate mobile bumpers??

Sure!



"Loving taco's and writing about them"
This may also be part of the weight gain...you may never have lost it.

theluckiest9

@princesspeach13 https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12189058/more-on-weight-gain/p1

AriaAmante143

Shit guys, according to her website she's "Well-known throughout the Twin Cities as a literarti celebrity". We've had a CELEBRITY in our midst this whole time!!

AriaAmante143

bearsbearsbears said:

AriaAmante143 said:

Shit guys, according to her website she's "Well-known throughout the Twin Cities as a literarti celebrity". We've had a CELEBRITY in our midst this whole time!!

She's also good smelling.


Is she REALLY though, with the sheer amount of business lunches she has at Taco Bell?

SomersIsles

FarmBoysWife said:

schlanderer2005 said:

Who are you?

Do you know how to google search her photo? 

It will tell you exactly who she is. 

The internet is a crazy place!  Good thing I have nothing to hide!

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rockopera

For the celebrity writer in our midst:

Tacos = more than one taco, plural
Taco's = belongs to Taco, possessive

You're welcome. The tacos thank you.

YankeePeach08

IceCreamSocialite said:

The culprit: drinking one of those green Bolthouse smoothies a day at 500 calories per smoothie without cutting anything else out. One mystery solved. Still working on why some women on the board are such awful bitches about weight discussions. I'll report back when I've figured it out.

and here I thought is was BECAUSE YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!!

babylimas

Not to be the naysayer of the group, but I have seen people banned for similar threads. The "personal information" portion of the TOU seems to be very loosely interpreted. I would delete the link FBW.

Now as for the OP, I don't get it. Obviously the point is to rile people up, but that always fails with this crowd.

SassyFlats

Dudes... didn't I tell you about the lack of anonymity on the internets?! Those aren't even my feet! :P

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