FTM & stares

RondackHiker · December 2013

Kihry said:

RondackHiker said:
What is RBF? Rotten Breath Factor?
Resting bitch face

Ah!

I totally lack that. Crazy strangers loooooooove me, but I also don't get smiles in public.

I must not be small enough.

TessyMessy · December 2013

jenniejuniper1 said:

Whatevs, everyone - I'm so small that people ask my baby when I'M due! *sassy hair flip*

Bahaha. I'm so small I didn't even NEED an anatomy scan, the doc could see LO's penis through my skin because I am so small.

slwprincess · December 2013

I'm still puzzled by the bunk beds in her pic. Is she at camp? Obviously not fat camp... But perhaps a camp for very small people?

Giraffealaff · December 2013

I couldn't tell from the pic, but was there really a cigarette in her hand? I'm 100% positive she's already been ripped for that on here....

gfam23 · December 2013

Kihry said:

RondackHiker said:
What is RBF? Rotten Breath Factor?
Resting bitch face

I was thinking maybe Random Body Funk. Lol......

cksmith29 · December 2013

Bond007army said:
Alright well since every pregnant woman on here is hormonal, I can't express anything without getting an inconsiderate comment. So no worries I'm deleting the bump and keeping my own experiences and comments to myself. Maybe you can learn to do the same. Guess the whole "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" concept never got through to you ladies. And yes I did quit smoking. Thanks for the support. Yes I know the comments weren't "mean" or "rude" or whatever in that sense but congrats. One less mother on the bump for you ladies.

I hate it when my pregnant hormones cause me to have good judgement.

cbear47 · December 2013

(((Feb 14))) 8->

mdr619 · December 2013

I'm a FTM and it's been my experience that people love a pregnant woman. Smiles all around...but then again, I'm a bigger gal. Maybe it's because my big belly reminds others of Santa during the holiday season?

RondackHiker · December 2013

I got lots of smiles this morning while I shopped!

It wasn't until I was driving home that I found a pair of DS's underwear stuck to the bottom of my bump.

RondackHiker · December 2013

TyrannosaurusLex said:
@rondackhiker true story?!??

My friend and former roommate walked around for 3 days with a clean thong tangled around the button on her jacket pocket. She had no idea, but when she'd washed the jacket the thong had gotten tangled onto the button. No idea how she didn't notice, but, if anyone could be that much of a space cadet, it was her.

That is spectacular.

At least it was only a few hours for me!

DC2011 · December 2013

golfergirl08 said:
LOL I was wondering how this got to 3 pages. I heart you ladies!

Agreed! Entertaining, as always.

kt_arr · December 2013

TyrannosaurusLex said:

@rondackhiker true story?!??

My friend and former roommate walked around for 3 days with a clean thong tangled around the button on her jacket pocket. She had no idea, but when she'd washed the jacket the thong had gotten tangled onto the button. No idea how she didn't notice, but, if anyone could be that much of a space cadet, it was her.

Guilty space cadet here. In high school I had a clean thong stuck inside the hood on my hoodie because of the static from the dryer. Walked around half of a school day before my friend noticed it. Whoooooops.

ziggy903 · December 2013

megash113 said:
I have RBF and people still smile at me. Maybe they're smiling at my giant boobs?

Your boobs always make me smile.

Codypup · December 2013

As entertaining as this thread has been, I am legit concerned about A) the bunk beds and

the state of that room.

You guise, what if she's climbing onto the top bunk? Isn't that kind of dangerous?! What about when she needs to pee in the middle of the night and OMG THE DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least she's so small she'll fit in a twin size bed. PHEW.

potbellypig · December 2013

This should have been your FB status update, not a thread on the Bump...even then it would have been a little odd...

Edit: spelling

slwprincess · December 2013

Codypup said:
As entertaining as this thread has been, I am legit concerned about A) the bunk beds and the state of that room.

You guise, what if she's climbing onto the top bunk? Isn't that kind of dangerous?! What about when she needs to pee in the middle of the night and OMG THE DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least she's so small she'll fit in a twin size bed. PHEW.

This is what I'm saying! Maybe she is planning to put the baby in the top bunk? Is that her version of "co-sleeping?"