*Final update* I'm no Miss Manners, but clearly neither is this chick

Gwyneddlesliegrace

Well, they may not have a place to live... But they will have a paid for honey moon! Honeymoons are such a necessity.

huntjul

Update!!! Now in addition to surviving a Black Friday stampede to RSVP and bringing food (not chips) and donating money, I am also required to help with clean up and am expected to remove all leftovers! But don't worry, the kids with peanut allergies will totes be taken care of!

hlb622

It boggles my mind that people actually behave this way and think it's okay. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's fucking hysterical. But, really? You think it's okay to tell people that they should plan to stay and clean up after YOUR party? I mean, sure, a few people would probably offer.

I'm baffled. And I totally want to go!

tinylittlechef

huntjul said:

Update!!!
Now in addition to surviving a Black Friday stampede to RSVP and bringing food (not chips) and donating money, I am also required to help with clean up and am expected to remove all leftovers! But don't worry, the kids with peanut allergies will totes be taken care of!

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Wow. Wow. Wow. That is seriously the only word my brain can come up with. Wow.

huntjul

Oh and, could you videotape it?

DETrent

Please take me to this wedding. I'll never ask for anything else.

bkeane619

How many people said they are going?

huntjul

DETrent said:

Please take me to this wedding. I'll never ask for anything else.

@Detrent Only if we can take potato chips, leave before cleanup, and abandon our leftovers.  Deal?

huntjul

bkeane619 said:

How many people said they are going?

The FB event page shows 53 yes and 17 maybe.

Gatorsgirl731

I can't believe this is real!! It's like Christmas is happening again!

asilwhite

I would seriously think you were making all of this up if you didn't have the screenshots to prove it. This is so crazy, who is this person?!? And who are the people liking her posts?

pmarie33

It's the gift that keeps on giving.
When is this glorious celebration? I need to be kept up to date on all these details. Are there any good comments?

bkeane619

huntjul said:

bkeane619 said:

How many people said they are going?

The FB event page shows 53 yes and 17 maybe.

That's just insane

huntjul

pmarie33 said:

It's the gift that keeps on giving. When is this glorious celebration? I need to be kept up to date on all these details. Are there any good comments?

It's on Satruday.  That's right, not Saturday.  Satruday.  And no, honestly, no one is calling this girl out.  Obv no Bumpies got invited!  Well, except me...

DETrent

huntjul said:

DETrent said:

Please take me to this wedding. I'll never ask for anything else.

@Detrent Only if we can take potato chips, leave before cleanup, and abandon our leftovers.  Deal?

Done. However, I will be following one guideline and videotaping. It's for posterity.

shelley1002

bkeane619 said:

huntjul said:

bkeane619 said:

How many people said they are going?

The FB event page shows 53 yes and 17 maybe.

That's just insane

I wonder how many said yes just see the shitshow of a wedding this is going to be.  And to bring chips just to piss her off.

jessjhh

What the hell?! How has nobody made a snide comment on this on Facebook? Claassssyyyy.

tmccord21

I want to attend this mess so bad. I looked at previous comments but I don't think I saw the answer....how are you affiliated with this person?

DETrent

crunchymama11 said:

that is hilarious. it's so funny you can't be mad at it.

oh, and i did not get a honeymoon because we could not afford one. we survived just fine thankyouverymuch

You should have taken up donations.

huntjul

She is a friend of my husband's. She sang at our wedding (not a potluck BTW), but that's the only time I've met her.

huntjul

Yup, has a daughter.

huntjul

Shit's falling apart at the wedding. Karma is a bitch! 

Screenshots edited for privacy. But anyway, her FI lost the rings and the cleaners lost her dress.

trackgirlparis

Hey @huntjul I don't know your most recent screenshot is going against the bump rules but from the screenshot you just posted, I found the crazy lady on FB. (She doesn't look like she would be crazy either!) but yeah, just pointing that out because I'd hate for you to get banned or something.

jennlin

@crunchymama11's wedding was a sham if she didn't have a honeymoon she couldn't afford.

@hintjul can we RSVP yes yet? She'll never know where it came from!!

huntjul

trackgirlparis said:

Hey @huntjul I don't know your most recent screenshot is going against the bump rules but from the screenshot you just posted, I found the crazy lady on FB. (She doesn't look like she would be crazy either!) but yeah, just pointing that out because I'd hate for you to get banned or something.

Edited.  Yeah we probably don't need any more FB privacy invasions for the day!

trackgirlparis

huntjul said:

trackgirlparis said:

Hey @huntjul I don't know your most recent screenshot is going against the bump rules but from the screenshot you just posted, I found the crazy lady on FB. (She doesn't look like she would be crazy either!) but yeah, just pointing that out because I'd hate for you to get banned or something.

Edited.  Yeah we probably don't need any more FB privacy invasions for the day!

I loved reading all the klassy wedding details but I'd hate for you to have to leave lol

huntjul

Alright, the lost dress:

huntjul

A rather humorous response to the lost dress

DETrent

This is the best day.

huntjul

And the lost rings, to possibly be replaced by KMart cheapies

huntjul

Oh, and can someone puh-lease pick up some healthy drinks?

DETrent

Whole Foods...best idea I've heard from her so far.

Is this reception taking place at Walmart by any chance?

huntjul

Nope, reception at the church.  Too bad, Whole Foods would've been nice

DETrent

jgslr said:

So...you must bring food, Tupperware, no chips though, help clean up after..wait bring healthy drinks (pref whole foods), and give us cash to pay for our honeymoon and our new Kmart wedding rings.

Xoxo,
Broke Bridezilla

@jgslr nothing but internet love for you. :x

Gwyneddlesliegrace

crunchymama11 said:

why do i think the "lost" wedding dress and rings = "we're so poor and can't afford "another" one- will someone buy us one?"

thought that too. Twins.

pmarie33

Gwyneddlesliegrace said:

crunchymama11 said:

why do i think the "lost" wedding dress and rings = "we're so poor and can't afford "another" one- will someone buy us one?"

thought that too. Twins.

Yep, never had a dress or rings. Are you sure she never posted about asking others to furnish those as well?

huntjul

Lets see... Cleaners found her dress and said she could pick it up 30 minutes before the ceremony (wow, cutting it close!). And they didn't charge her to press it since they "lost" it--insert a few "thank you Jesus!"es here. Guess the lady who said God must not have wanted her to wear that dress must have gotten her wires crossed. Heretic! 

 FI found the rings tucked in a book. No word yet on whether DD filmed it on her iphone.

huntjul

Oh, and apparently this plea for wedding/honeymoon donations went on the radio too.  WTF is wrong with people?

?

huntjul

I guess there are enough spineless schmucks who stayed around that the bride and groom could trot off in happiness without having to stay and help themselves!

huntjul

And lo and behold, apparently we somehow found enough money to immediately depart on that honeymoon road trip, faster than anyone can say "money hungry scam".

Yay, now THAT'S been a REAL wedding!