The thread of all threads!

KellenHi21

yes! caught up here too! woohoo! 

KellenHi21

btw *cheers* - anyone else enjoying an adult beverage????

ColieAnn31

Grayson wants to say hi! He thinks it's play time...

KellenHi21

GiggleJiggle said:

Thank Goodness for you @kellenhi21 in Hawaii when the threads die out at night!

i know! right when i'm ready to jump in everyones over it!!

KellenHi21

@NikkiP15 I'm sorry , I dedicate this 2nd glass of wine to you!

KellenHi21

fffc - today (cause its not midnight yet for me) I spent way too much time on tb,

KellenHi21

fffc - there are some girls who've I've met on here who I consider real friends, even tho I've never met them in person. 

CindyRelluh

Girl me too. With everything going on it made work next to impossible! I was working, tb, fb, potty break, rinse and repeat.

KellenHi21

fffc - I spend WAY too much $$ on wraps in the past 2 weeks. I bought 4 total. So bad.

KellenHi21

^^^ and i love wraping so much DS now naps in wraps and not in his crib. i'm creating a horrible habit and I don't care.

KellenHi21

those were all supposed to be on the fffc thread.

ETA - drunk.

KellenHi21

i'm gunna copy and paste. fyi

tttwalters

@kellenhi21, it is 3am here, I should just start drinking. My lo has been crying since 11, I am out of ideas. The best part is MH informed me that he is so tired his head hurts, and it is really not good. The next time he wants sex, ya my head will hurt! 

phishgirl29

@34blondie my little guy automatically rolls over and face plants the mattress. My new BFF @libberluru says her little guy does the same thing. It took me 3 nights before I didn't stay up and watch him while he slept. I'm hoping your family got some rest last night! Give us an update!

momofcatan

Went over to friends for a games night last night. Played cards against humanity. So funny, but so wrong. Also, one of the other friends invited was a teacher at my highs school, nothing like hearing a former authority figure say "balls deep in a squealing hog".

Cricket81

I think I need to get one of those shopping cart covers. I've always just worn LO, but he's getting heavier and he's big enough to sit so he might as well ride in the cart. My question is, are they relatively easy to put on the cart while also holding the baby? It seems like it could be a lot to wrangle.

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riansmommie

Wasn't sure where to leave this so I'll leave it here.... Spare T&Ps for the 3 sailors that lost their lives yesterday in a Helicopter crash and their families. This news hit really close to home, my hubby works in the helo community and his command was the command that was sent out to rescue the sailors from the crash site.

phishgirl29

libberluru said:

kdc2007 said:

@phishgirl29 - I thought I was your BFF.  (

womp womp! The more the merrier KDC!

You are too @kdc2007. I've never had the desire to visit Minnesota until I "met" you. I'm trying to find a reason to get out there!

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phishgirl29

Phish played Minneapolis in 2000 and St. Paul in '94. If they ever go out there I'm going!!

CindyRelluh

@gigglejiggle why is he so angry?

JANCANDANCE

Sorry I'm MIA today. I'm doing a baby shower tomorrow for my step-sister and I'm just a busy beaver. plus my grandmother is in town for said shower and Harper is visiting her today. She is 83. I won't even count all the violations I'm guilty of says Grandma Mollie...Lawd!

JANCANDANCE

This is Harper's face when great grandma said but where is her hat, coat, undershirt, don't put her on the ground AGHHHH!

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JANCANDANCE

Y'all!

tiffletons518

I hate dry weather. My lips hurt real bad!

needanustart

I JUST FOUND OUT DAYCARE IS OPEN AND DH AND I BOTH HAVE OFF FOR MLK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I'm just so excited it required caps. Carry on.

needanustart

@42butterflies we both just recently started working in academia instead of the private sector so the schedule still astounds us sometimes! DH has never been home alone with both boys for more than an hour or so and he has off Presidents Day but I don't and daycare is closed so I'm actually super excited he will get to see why I am so exhausted on my "off" days (I work 3 days a week). He's a great guy but sometimes I don't think he realizes how difficult both our boys can be for one adult!

JANCANDANCE

My grandma just made chicken and dumplings. FFS y'all don't know how good this shit is!

needanustart

Daycare as pie sounds fabulous. If daycare was pie it would be so much easier to motivate my 2 year old to go in the morning.

ColieAnn31

I just made these and they are delicious! Cinnamon roll on the waffle iron!

CindyRelluh

@gigglejiggle I know how you feel. Dd about made me run for the hills today. Happy to have H home so I can work and then get my nails done. I'm going on a cruise tomorrow!! Kid free!! We haven't had a vacation like this in almost three years.

PinkPuffyHeart2

I want to eat all the food. My dog ruined my daughters cute jammies and I want to strangle him. And between DH and I we ate 2.5 batches of Rice Krispie treats in a day and a half.

CindyRelluh

LOL @steamboat1678 I'm laughing so hard!!

phishgirl29

I just found a gif of a baby farting up baby powder.  it's not my kids ass to put on the internet or else I'd post it.  Too funny though!

ColieAnn31

@steamboat1679 nope! I sprayed it with cooking spray and nothing stuck at all just keep and eye on it because they can burn really fast!

riansmommie

@bonniek10 it's a different one. This helo crashed in the Atlantic just off the coast of Virginia Beach, VA

riansmommie

Hubby has the onset of a dreaded man cold. Someone shoot me now!

KellenHi21

I may have skipped a few words... But I'm here. @cindyrelluh, I'm jealous.