All I want for Christmas...

Shoegal36

After reading the 10 month old's Christmas List I got to thinking about what would really be on MY Christmas list to Santa...

1) 8 consecutive hours of sleep but I would gladly accept 7 (ok fine, 4)

2) My old ass

3) A bottle of wine 

4) A bubble bath in which the water will stay warm for an unlimited amount of time so I don't have to get out

5) Another bottle of wine

6) A housekeeper

Edited to add 7)...I forgot hair extensions or maybe a toupee since I'm almost bald!

What about you guys?

Schell2013

^^ those all sound amazing! I would add my old stomach without the stretch marks and extra skin.

bumpuser3155624

Agree with all of the above!!

I would add sleeping in on a weekend past 7am.

LaxMOM44

Sleep, any amount any time will do

A husband that spontaneously offers to take LO so I can sleep, relax, shave both legs and my underarms in the same shower. ( if he had the body of Channing Tatum that would make the ret of this irrelevant).

More baby snuggles and less hysterical meltdowns for no reason

Any kind of sex drive.

A wardrobe full of clothes that actually fit me.

c-elizabethf

Unlimited margaritas
Eat as much as I want without gaining weight
My old body
Sleep, lots of sleep.
Spa day
A spotless house or a magical button I could press that would instantly make the house clean.
Everything on my Pinterest, especially the apparel lol.

jayro10

Every.single.thing @scormier123 said.

And I would also like:

-My boobs to be perky again
-a bottle that M will reliably accept, every time, so that DH may learn about the joys of MOTN feedings
-world peace. Why not.

kmcd23

A closet full of nursing tops that aren't fugly.

A full night's sleep without worrying about why he's sleeping more than normal.

An SUV.

An affordable, completely reliable babysitter with base access that I trust completely.

MeeksandMads

I really just want scormier123's list!!! But I would just settle for the sleep. One day a week. So maybe what I really want is a night nurse

motang

Sleep- a full night every night would be grand.
A personal chef
Haircut
Mani/pedi
Guaranteed time to work out uninterrupted every day (and have a shower after that's not rushed by a screaming child)

michelle04us

sleep...between insomnia and both LO's waking up in shifts I get maybe 2 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period

Adult time without kids. We get 3 hours a week on sundays for bowling but that's it. We haven't been out on a date since before James was born so about 1 1/2 years. 

Sex drive. I used to want it all the time. We used to have sex at least 2 times a day, every day, if not more. Now it's like once a month if that.

Makeover. It has been since Sept. of 2011 since I colored my hair and 10 months since I even had a trim. 

Ways to cure my insomnia besides sleeping pills. 

Lolalipsy

All of the above.

Or

Just plonk me on a beach in Barbados. I can manage without sleep there.

snowgirl427

I'll just say all of the above lol.

I'll add health for the year. Still dreading LOs first cold.

telicious2

All of the above as well along with working part time but being paid as full time.

TradeMama

The Universe decided I want a new dishwasher, apparently.

LaxMOM44

Right now I'd settle for a coffee that I get to drink with both hands while it's still warm.

Oh and world peace.

DiFazette

Owen's first tooth to finally break through. That damn little thing has been playing peek a boo for weeks now. My poor little guy needs a few week reprieve from the pain. I'd also take a great job with flexibility. I've been interviewing and having a hard time wrapping my head around putting LO in daycare for 10 hours a day. I was lucky to have a flexible schedule at my last job - 7-3 works well for us.

coffeeandbooks

An un-rushed three course dinner (with good wine)  capped off with a nice coffee drink without interruption.
A TV show or an at home movie night just once a week for a couple of hours with my husband sans intermittent baby checks.
Ability to go to the gym or yoga every day if I wanted to.
My employer letting me telecommute full time.
And maybe just one full on spa day.

Boo0512

1. Sleep
2. Wine
3. A baby that sleeps
4. A baby that takes a bottle
5. My old Tatas
6. My old stomach
7. My old vajayjay
8. Basically the bod I had when I got married
9. A day off
10. My beautiful pregnancy skin, not too fond of the crazy PP breakouts ugh.
11. Clothing that is actually in style and makes me look hot.

ETA: a new house that is about 2.5x the size of our current house that also comes with a maid. I'm feeling greedy.

emmy236

What everyone else said but to add
- my dog to learn that even if every dog in our neighborhood was actually playing poker on our front lawn and the dealer was the evil mailman, he is not allowed to bark when R is sleeping.
-for H to learn the incredibly complicated skill of putting dirty plates in the dishwasher and dirty clothes in the hamper. I know, asking a lot.

LaxMOM44

Ooh one more...an easy 15hr flight on Monday.

D&S724

Pretty much all of the above! Right now I'll take a nice glass of wine and a good book!