FTM Lesson #235

DublinMama

Getting a baby dressed and out the door with all the things he needs for daycare when it's snowing outside is an Olympic sport. I had to send his snow pants, boots, shovel off the car, etc. Then ten seconds before we have to leave, I smell poop. I decide to wing it and let him get changed at daycare, because we were already late and I knew we would have to go 40 mph or slower the whole way down the highway because of the snow. I give him a bottle for the car, he has two ounces, then proceeds to tip it upside down all over him. I'm having a huge allergy attack so I have a derpy, runny eye and am sneezing like mad as I'm driving. I somehow get the bottle away from DS and he starts screeeeeaming. The DCP street isn't plowed, so we were sliding all over the place, even going 8 mph.  Good times were had by all!!!!

Drea926

MOVE BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!!

kleigh926

I thought for sure that this was going to end with a poop explosion all over the car seat!

mishka29

kleigh926 said:

I thought for sure that this was going to end with a poop explosion all over the car seat!

Lol me too!

Justinlove

And this is why I live in the south

kelly321

What a morning! I hope it got better from there. I think there is some law that says babies must poop as soon as the last bit of winter clothing is finally on them after a 15-minute struggle.