I have an announcement: apology time

BankerBSN

Oh my.

ETA: And TBH, this is one of the best GBCB we have had in a long, long time.

salsy2012

Elbug said:

Are your hands cramping after typing all that?

I firmly believe that there is a GIF for every occasion, sooooo....HERE!

PugMum

jaytee16 said:

I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt?  

I must be going crazy. I just read this as: "I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the donut? "

BankerBSN

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

I thought you were done?

Weezy56

jennalking2013 said:

Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

sunlavender

BankerBSN said:

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

I thought you were done?

But it's much more fun to cause a scene.

KatzKiss

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

Then go AWAAAAAAAAY!

KingLED

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

This definitely sounds like someone that's known as a big ball of sunshine...

Pintobean39

Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

TeeJ526

EllyD14 said:

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

This definitely sounds like someone that's knows as a big ball of sunshine...

No more smiley faces? Dang...   

Empireceo

MeatandBandP said:

jennalking2013 said:

My boyfriend knows, it was his fucking idea you stupid ass fake bitches! God damn I'm so sick of y'all fucking acting like you KNOW me or some shit. Man, FUCK OFF. He's been looking for someone to settle down with and start a family with. He's 27, be 28 in a few months. His grandparents and parents keep BEGGING him to find someone to begin his family with. I'm lucky enough to be that someone. Now shut the fuck up. Because I no longer need to explain myself to ANY of you.

This makes it sound like you have been dating for about a month and your bf is just desperate to start a family. Good luck with that. 

Wow his family has been begging him to reproduce and you were the next one who walked by? Sounds like a goddamn fairytale to me.

TeeJ526

jennalking2013 said:

Fuck it. I'm deleting this. I am in a group on Facebook for this shit, and those girls aren't judgmental bitches that think that someone apologizing means that she's on god damn BATH SALTS. And if you think I'm too fucking stupid to be an AE, then how come about 6 different women on the "Ding, Dong" threat all said they thought I was the AE of Lurky? Oh, and what happened to coming here with a sense of humor? You are a bunch of hypocritical ass fake fucking BITCHES. I know why Facebook is different than this bullshit place. Because on Facebook, people see your REAL name and picture.They can know who you are. On here, all of you mother fuckers can hide behind a TB avatar and some SN. Your identity is totally safe, therefore you suddenly feel like the fucking "queen bee" or something. Just so you know, this isn't high school anymore. GROW THE FUCK UP. And another thing, I don't give a shit if you can find me on Facebook and I don't give a damn if the whole world knows my TTC plans and process. I've already told the people that I wanted to know, and if anyone else happens to find out, awesome. It's not like I'm hiding it. Another thing, you know my name. You know my face. You know I live in Alabama. But I don't actually even love in Huntsville. No one is going to come and fucking MURDER me or bother me because they can find my Facebook!!! Guess what bitches? I'm too fucking smart to put my address or my phone information on my Facebook, PLUS my Facebook is set to private. You can't see who my friends are. You can't see my pictures. You can't see my posts. And you can't see my personal information. So I wish a serial killer luck fucking finding me!!! Lol And another thing, I'm not in a phone book my drivers license doesn't even have my updated address on it (JUST IN CASE). And btw you pieces of shit, I wasn't drunk last night. I have insomnia. I was staying up all night thinking about what I had to do today. I am very high strung and OCD about how things are done. Also, I wasn't trying to beat a dead horse. I felt like I owed a fucking apology since I never completely gave one. I was hoping y'all saw me doing better on here. But no. Instead, when I do what y'all fucking TELL ME TO DO, I get bashed for it. I am not going to lurk and not say SHIT on here just because "I post too much". Fuck all that bullshit. There's not a single rule on here stating a limit on number of posts per day from a newbie. And do you know why I post so much? Because I actually have been learning a LOT about TTC and pregnancy way before I ever got on TB. There were a few small things I still didn't understand, and I already figured those out too. The only thing setting me aside from me and all of you hateful ass bitches is that I haven't been TTC more than one cycle. Maybe that's why most of y'all are acting like you got something up your ass. Because you ARE bitter than you haven't conceived yet. Well guess what! THATS NOT MY GOD DAMN FAULT!!!!!! I'm happy to be here because I have an AMAZING life and the perfect SO. There are only a few men like him left in the world. And I'm lucky enough to have the gold. And I've fucking earned it. Because I am a sweet person with a huge, loving heart. And if that makes y'all's EYES ROLL, then you have a fucking problem. Maybe YALL are the ones on bath salts. I made friends super fast on my Facebook group. I guess if this place is like this, and I just have to "put up with it" and "look past it" here, then fuck ALL of you. I actually can go to a group where people don't start drama for no motherfucking reason and people are sweet and caring and I feel like a part of a family the second I introduce myself because people are so warm and welcoming. And I can be myself on there without people rolling their fucking eyes at me. You all deserve each other. This is fucking hell on earth. I hope someone flags this and it gets deleted. I really don't give a flying fuck. I'm out. Fuck you bitches. Have a great life (won't happen because y'all are fucking bitches lmao)

Psst... On Facebook, people can create accounts with fake names.

KingLED

TeeJ526 said:

jennalking2013 said:

x

Psst... On Facebook, people can create accounts with fake names.

And lots of fake pictures.

Valancyy

So...that sounds like something a good Christian girl would write....???

Is that how Jesus would act?

jennalking2013

BrightEyes112 said:

You're a mature one, aren't you little girl? Go ahead and have that baby now. It'll turn out great for you.

Yeah....... I'm the ONLY immature one here, that's why there is drama on TB nearly every day, whether small or big. Jesus. The hypocrisy. 

KingLED

jennalking2013 said:

BrightEyes112 said:

You're a mature one, aren't you little girl? Go ahead and have that baby now. It'll turn out great for you.

Yeah....... I'm the ONLY immature one here, that's why there is drama on TB nearly every day, whether small or big. Jesus. The hypocrisy. 

I thought you left?

KingLED

Elbug said:

Maybe consider waiting to get pregnant at least another month.... August is a terrible time to have a baby.

But if she has a baby in August then maybe she'll be able to have it on her 1yr anniversary!!!

Valancyy

Elbug said:

Maybe consider waiting to get pregnant at least another month.... August is a terrible time to have a baby.

Ha ha, you just don't want her on your BMB! 

tealowl

Um, can someone let me out? I've been stuck in this thread since yesterday. I'm really scared and hungry.

I WANT MY MOMMY WAHHH

AngeliaG8

I wonder if she'll be back to apologize tomorrow.

Weezy56

If she posts a BFP it'll be a lie. She posted on BOTB that she was going take a pregnancy test but she's only on CD 8

RoastyToasty

MeatandBandP said:

BrightEyes112 said:

I wonder if she'll be back to apologize tomorrow.

That or a 'bfp'.

Yup, I am waiting for this. She has already mentioned several times that she will not be a driveby and will make an announcement. 

She was also CD 8. Maybe if she keeps dropping back in she can be my cycle buddy!

Weezy56

BrightEyes112 said:

If she posts a BFP it'll be a lie. She posted on BOTB that she was going take a pregnancy test but she's only on CD 8

Wait didn't she just say she has learned soo much about ttc, had only a few little things left to learn, but ended up figuring it out? And she took a test at cd8??

yeah 

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12162870/is-it-just-in-my-head#latest

Actually now that I'm re-reading it though, she just said she was going to buy one, not take it, so reading fail on my part. Although I wouldn't be surprised

jaytee16

PugMum said:

jaytee16 said:

I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt?  

I must be going crazy. I just read this as: "I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the donut? "

Didn't you know, I'm a bitter old hag, I am NOT sharing my donuts with the BSC newbie. However, I would totally share my Timbits with you

jennalking2013

Bye bye ladies. Sorry, but I am deleting my account. I don't know if that will delete the thread too or not, but if it doesn't, have fun! If it does, I'm sorry that you're entertainment died. Have a good day. Bye.

PugMum

jaytee16 said:

PugMum said:

jaytee16 said:

I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt?  

I must be going crazy. I just read this as: "I said I wanted to give you the benefit of the donut? "

Didn't you know, I'm a bitter old hag, I am NOT sharing my donuts with the BSC newbie. However, I would totally share my Timbits with you

As long as I can have all of the powdered ones? I'll totally surrender all chocolate bits to you.

jennalking2013

BrightEyes112 said:

Bye bye ladies. Sorry, but I am deleting my account. I don't know if that will delete the thread too or not, but if it doesn't, have fun! If it does, I'm sorry that you're entertainment died. Have a good day. Bye.

1. Your 2. Good luck deleting your account 3. I thought you were leaving hours ago

1. Oops.

2. Yeah I just figured out that I can't. Fabulous... 

3.I was talking to @DarcyHermione for a few minutes and getting some last second reading in before I left. 

salsy2012

jennalking2013 said:

Bye bye ladies. Sorry, but I am deleting my account. I don't know if that will delete the thread too or not, but if it doesn't, have fun! If it does, I'm sorry that you're entertainment died. Have a good day. Bye.

Have fun deleting your account. Let us know how that goes. Or better yet, don't.

salsy2012

katiewest said:

Side note: I seriously miss Happy Endings.  

I miss Happy Endings too!!! That show was ah-mah-zing

obxlaurak

Just because you can't delete your account, doesn't mean you have to keep posting.  You've flounced like half a dozen times, if you're going to go away, just fucking do it.

acorn99

AngeliaG8 said:

I wonder if she'll be back to apologize tomorrow.

I hope she waits until Tuesday, I am busy tomorrow.

Ineedmorecoffee

Biggest attention whore I've ever seen in my life. Someone needs to get a hobby and step away from the internets.

jcsumm0

THEY CANCELLED HAPPY ENDINGS???

 

ELL31310

Wow! I don't know what else to say...thank you for the entertainment this afternoon.

And thanks alot for all the doughnut comments...now I want one

Hegi627

And I thought I would have nothing to do with the Bengals on a bye this week.

CMSullivan326

Sully was here.

Vanellope

Wow lol I hate being mobile! Loved all the gifs!

TeeJ526

ScrappyLika said:

Timbit=Donut Hole?

Hmmm... They look like Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins to me. Either way, they look yummy and I want donuts now.

IvyMagic828

I love Timbits! Dang Tim Horton's isn't convenient for me though - that'd be a 45 min round trip from home. 

IvyMagic828

BrightEyes112 said:

I love Timbits! Dang Tim Horton's isn't convenient for me though - that'd be a 45 min round trip from home. 

Haha my town doesn't have much, but I think we have 6-7 tim hortons.

Haha - mine has about that many Dunkin' Donuts! There's one 2 miles from my house, so I must confess that I tend to go there more often... but I think I like the Timbits better than the DD equivalent