WTF Wednesday

BubblyDevil

WTF passenger side front tire? I wake up to you being flat?! This still better be under warranty because you aren't even a year old.

PB102012

WTF bump mobile app? Why are you taking forever to open my birth month feed?! There is not enough room on my lap for my laptop because I am LO's napping place this morning. Grrr.... And WTF coffee mug? Learn to walk over here please.

CaliforniaDream87

WTF IUD bleeding. I'm over you. Please stop. I didn't even bleed this much after pushing a baby out of my vag.

bluegirl0429

WTF Step-Brother. I thought we were somewhat close. I know I moved to CA from the east coast last year but that doesn't mean you can stop keeping in touch. I am not expecting gifts but how about a, "Hey, I heard you had a baby. How is that going," phone call, message, text, something..

PTmama199

WTF whoever gave my LO the flu don't touch a 2 month old if you know your sick. However, I was supposed to go back to work tomorrow and now I get to cuddle with her till Monday.

TeacherMom210

I posted once already, but I have one to add. WTF wonder week, where's my happy little girl? It's so not cool that you've turned her into a squally mess. She seems miserable.

bluegirl0429

crazed178 said:

bluegirl0429 said:

WTF Step-Brother. I thought we were somewhat close. I know I moved to CA from the east coast last year but that doesn't mean you can stop keeping in touch. I am not expecting gifts but how about a, "Hey, I heard you had a baby. How is that going," phone call, message, text, something..

I could have written this about my BIL, who is also LO's godfather (really should have went with a good friend). We live in VA while he lives in LA, so OK I get the distance doesn't make visiting easy....but his parents, my parents, and my sister have all managed to visit (they all live in LA too), so what is his problem?  We Skype with his parents, my parents, and my sister) every weekend.....he has no interest in doing that.  I am not even sure we got a Congrats when he was born.  It will be interesting when we go home for Thanksgiving because I will let my feelings be known.

Sorry that you have to go through this too.

I am sorry you are going through this too. Has he had personal problems this past year? My step-brother has but I have tried to keep in touch and help him through it. It can be tough between family members when there is distance involved. However, it doesn't take much time in sending a card or a simple message when a baby is born. 

Good for you for letting your feelings be known! My step-brother is not coming for Christmas so I won't see him but hopefully I will get the chance to talk to him. 

kristykay123

Ohhh WTF, can't we just get over that post already??

TurtleMomma

Wtf food: get your ass out of the fridge and into my mouth! Don't make me go over there...

LiylaRae

WTF sciatic nerve!! I have never had to deal with this not even when I was pregnant. I'm in do much pain ugh!

Oh and WTF vag!! Stop bleeding! Fml X(

bluegirl0429

amandarins said:

WTF CIO thread on 3-6! I just don't understand...

I had to go check this out and add my two cents. Can I get another WTF in even though it is a duplicate WTF?

Cocolamo1

WTF Legos... I have put you together 100 times in the last hour. You are no fun for a 4 year old to play with. So much for getting anything done!

FeetFirst

CaliforniaDream87 said:

WTF IUD bleeding. I'm over you. Please stop. I didn't even bleed this much after pushing a baby out of my vag.

I am sharing your WTF. I had my follow up appt for IUD this morning and am still bleeding 4 weeks later. I only bled 3 after giving birth. FFS. Doc says, give it 3 months. FML...

Also WTF DD! Take a bottle!!! Mommy has to go back to work in 11 days! I am freaking out. You can't starve yourself.

RK125

Wtf cramps! Either turn into AF or go away.
Wtf acne cyst! First you have to pick an awful spot...under my boob...and then you have to be extremely painful.
Wtf dd! Mommy is tired of this going to bed later and later each night. Stop hating bedtime please.

shootthemoon

WTF DS. Why all of a sudden are you screamy unless you're being held upright and in constant motion? Mommy's back can't take any more carrying and her sanity can't take any more screaming.

LJUTCMommy

shootthemoon said:

WTF DS. Why all of a sudden are you screamy unless you're being held upright and in constant motion? Mommy's back can't take any more carrying and her sanity can't take any more screaming.

Oh honey. You just described the last 3 months of my life. Is your LO a reflux baby too?

LEMSA

shootthemoon said:

WTF DS. Why all of a sudden are you screamy unless you're being held upright and in constant motion? Mommy's back can't take any more carrying and her sanity can't take any more screaming.

Ditto. It's like he's over being held in a cradle hold like a "baby." I best have some amazing arms here soon.

LJUTCMommy

LEMSA said:

shootthemoon said:

WTF DS. Why all of a sudden are you screamy unless you're being held upright and in constant motion? Mommy's back can't take any more carrying and her sanity can't take any more screaming.

Ditto. It's like he's over being held in a cradle hold like a "baby." I best have some amazing arms here soon.

My baby only likes to be held on the left side, but that arm is super toned! I should probably do something about the other one :-/

She never tolerated cradle hold, except when nursing.

AprilRaine

WTF self, you've been all worked up over meeting Giada for over a month now and when it's your turn to see her you just stand there and smile like a big blonde doofus. Couldn't even manage to peep a "hi." Sigh.....

PTmama199

Need to add another WTF right boob I have a sick LO I'm sick and you want to go and plug the F up so annoyed

shootthemoon

LJUTCMommy said:

WTF DS. Why all of a sudden are you screamy unless you're being held upright and in constant motion? Mommy's back can't take any more carrying and her sanity can't take any more screaming.

Oh honey. You just described the last 3 months of my life. Is your LO a reflux baby too?

I honestly have no idea if he has reflux or if we've just had a bad couple of days. He does seem to be spitting up a bit more often of late but not very much volume at any given time. Sorry you've had such a rough time with your LO. You too, @LEMSA. Finally got him down, hoping tomorrow is better, we have errands to run and I can't deal with a public meltdown.

kanned0121

TurtleMomma said:

WTF sleep regression? Fuck you and your little dog, too!

You may be my favorite. The way you say things is so awesome!

kanned0121

LJUTCMommy said:

ayanahazel1 said:

WTF, co-workers? I've been back at work and people have asked me how I'm doing. When I've said how much I miss my LO, I've gotten a few less-than-sensitive replies, including these two gems:
1. "Yeah, I had to work when I had babies. You really do end up missing a lot."
2. "You know, the biggest regret of my life is working when my kids were young."

Um ... thanks, guys.
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This is the most F'd WTF ever. Way to guilt trip a new mom who made the decision by necessity, not choice.

This! How awful of them to say that? Going back to work is hard enough on its own!! I'm sorry!!

kanned0121

WTF! I caffeine do up to pull a double shift for some extra money and my damn computer decides to break! It would have been easy money, too!