holy fuck. you guys are relentless. k, so anal is sex, yes. Maybe around here, its a special kinda sex. That's all. Don't act like it's the norm. And if it is, than kuddos to you ladies. Can I get a mothafucking break here? Was just trying to join the fun club...pffft...
This was hilarious. Too bad I had 3 beers last night and passed out on the couch before I could participate.
OP, you definitely need a thick skin to post here. Don't take anything personally. There were jokes exchanged. Shake it off and post again. Do you have opinions on other bedroom acts? Oral? Threesomes? Toys? Don't stop at anal.
Well, I WOULD like to re-do the master bathroom. How many times do I need to offer up my pristine, virginal backdoor for new tile and a new sink? Do I get extra points since I will be offering the last cherry I will ever possess? Like, "I will give you my buhymen, but only if you give me carte Blanche on the bathroom reno."
@mbenit4 I think we should reconsider our stance here. I mean, beauty is pain, right? I could make a beautiful fucking bathroom. I bet my DH would totally go for it too.
And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here.
And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here.
Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...
I was just skimming this and got the mental image of tea pouring from someone's ass. Mmm...ass tea.
And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here.
Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...
I was just skimming this and got the mental image of tea pouring from someone's ass. Mmm...ass tea.
LOL. Yummm...nothing like a good cup of ass tea to get things started.
Re: FFST pulled me out of lurking...
"Back in my day, hair on the pussy wasn't an issue." - @mbenit4
OP, you definitely need a thick skin to post here. Don't take anything personally. There were jokes exchanged. Shake it off and post again. Do you have opinions on other bedroom acts? Oral? Threesomes? Toys? Don't stop at anal.
Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...
LOL. Yummm...nothing like a good cup of ass tea to get things started.