FFST pulled me out of lurking...

ComfortablyNumb

holy fuck.  you guys are relentless.  k, so anal is sex, yes.  Maybe around here, its a special kinda sex.  That's all.  Don't act like it's the norm.  And if it is, than kuddos to you ladies.  Can I get a mothafucking break here?  Was just trying to join the fun club...pffft...

cantsitwithus

I don't know what's going on but I like it.

thetheisens

I am really jealous of @MabelShesTheBomb 's drinking at this point. BOOZE.

thetheisens

I wish. There's a baby all up in me. @MabelShesTheBomb

SandyClam

There are a couple more pages to read but I just have to stop right here because I just died.

"Back in my day, hair on the pussy wasn't an issue." - @mbenit4

RichardSlap

I am legit loling over here guys. The tiny hands. Clammy's sig quote. It's too much, I can't even.

LuckyDad

Mission Accomplished.

MrsCodeMonkey

This was hilarious. Too bad I had 3 beers last night and passed out on the couch before I could participate.

OP, you definitely need a thick skin to post here. Don't take anything personally. There were jokes exchanged. Shake it off and post again. Do you have opinions on other bedroom acts? Oral? Threesomes? Toys? Don't stop at anal.

LaurelBee

If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain...

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NotSharknado

This thread makes me laugh.

s0ulchicken

Well, I WOULD like to re-do the master bathroom. How many times do I need to offer up my pristine, virginal backdoor for new tile and a new sink? Do I get extra points since I will be offering the last cherry I will ever possess? Like, "I will give you my buhymen, but only if you give me carte Blanche on the bathroom reno."

s0ulchicken

@mabelshesthebomb you WILL be overcome with love for me. It has been determined.

MrsT0514

Holy fuck...what kind of fresh hell did I walk into here?? Apparently I missed a good fucking party last night. Booooo.

s0ulchicken

mbenit4 said:

If I want drapes, I just buy them.

No ass for drapes over here.

@mbenit4 I think we should reconsider our stance here. I mean, beauty is pain, right? I could make a beautiful fucking bathroom. I bet my DH would totally go for it too.

MrsT0514

And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here.

Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...

SandyClam

MrsT0514 said:

And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here. Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...

I was just skimming this and got the mental image of tea pouring from someone's ass. Mmm...ass tea.

thetheisens

missyishere

MabelShesTheBomb said:

thetheisens said:

I wish. There's a baby all up in me. @MabelShesTheBomb

omg @thetheisens poop that thing out so we can party!

Reason #325 you should come to Iowa: @thetheisens lives here, too. 

MrsT0514

SandyClam said:

MrsT0514 said:

And FTR...while anal isn't exactly my cup of tea, I'd probably dole it out for a nice vacation or home reno of some sort. Maybe the OP is on to something here.

Lucky for me, MH isn't into anal...

I was just skimming this and got the mental image of tea pouring from someone's ass. Mmm...ass tea.

LOL. Yummm...nothing like a good cup of ass tea to get things started.

thetheisens

missyishere said:

MabelShesTheBomb said:

thetheisens said:

I wish. There's a baby all up in me. @MabelShesTheBomb

omg @thetheisens poop that thing out so we can party!

Reason #325 you should come to Iowa: @thetheisens lives here, too. 

Iowa- a good place to get extremely drunk.

SandyClam

I feel like I am missing something about ass drapes. What are they?

thetheisens

Thanks for ruining the ass curtain moment @sandyclam.

RichardSlap

Drapes will go out of fashion, but a loose asshole is forever.

thetheisens

Richard Slap said:

Drapes will go out of fashion, but a loose asshole is forever.

Can you do anus kegels?