mods HELP

jessntim3

Ilumine please take notice of my request

jessntim3

Ilumine please take notice of my request

amberrrjade

jessntim3 said:

Ilumine please take notice of my request

amberrrjade

Look at Jess learning how to do stuff on TB! By the end of this she may figure out how to log out and close the browser...

GopherBaby13

@jessntim3

THE MODS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO GET ALL THE EVIDENCE OF YOU BEING A WHORE DELETED.

JennyCupcakes01

jessntim3 said:

Ilumine please take notice of my request

Yay!

LeaLea123

Mrs.AllyH said:

I wouldn't stalk you to find you, I would to find Tim's wife, then offer to help pay for the best damn lawyer out there to take every last penny from Tim so that you and Tim can finally be happy in some hole in the wall apartment. And he can go and find the next tramp.

This is Jess and Tim's future!

amberrrjade

Dear Mods, please force @jessntim3 to forever stay and be my Bump Jester.

HFrizzle

Bump burp....

HFrizzle

Did Timmy find out you are posting all your nasty indiscretions on a public forum....as well as pictures of your "posh" nursery that your friends and family could trace back to you?

Pretty sure the mods aren't going to delete any of your postings and I highly doubt anyone was stalking you before you have out all your information. No one gives a rats ass about you or your cheating baby daddy, we all feel bad for his unsuspecting wife.

amberrrjade

CFox815 said:

amberrrjade said:

Dear Mods, please force @jessntim3 to forever stay and be my Bump Jester.

OMG, I'm laughing so hard. I can't breathe. 

My husband is getting me a piece of cake right now too. This is really the best night of my life. 

I was just hoping that was actually magenta... lol

jessntim3

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

DebateThis

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

GopherBaby13

Anyone else smelling the November 13 Ambassador?

amberrrjade

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

GopherBaby13

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening,
intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective
families.



2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.



3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing
and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise,
directly or through so other persons.



4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

THIS IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING DUMBASS. God, why are stupid people allowed to procreate?

amberrrjade

THE OFFENDED IS RECOMMENDED TO GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERWEBZ!

LeaLea123

Batshit crazy!

HFrizzle

I am not signing shit!

[Deleted User]

The user and all related content has been deleted.

artistlife

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

You do realize that if you just log off all your problems with us go away, right? It's not like we can follow you off the internet.

JennyCupcakes01

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

I just can't...

Winnieella

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

Of course for you that's write. 

alexisjo88

Avswolf said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening, intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective families.

2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.

3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise, directly or through so other persons.

4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! So you're pretending to be a lawyer now???? Oh, this just gets better every time you post. I'm getting popcorn.

No. Tim is a lawyer.

amberrrjade

Someone's been watching Drop Dead Diva... ouu lala

dnt27

You are one crazy bitch. Holy crap.

megs1409

alexisjo88 said:

Avswolf said:

jessntim3 said:

All within view take notice of the hence written statements, go in set forth on this 20th day of September in the year of 2013.

Bump users will here and henceforth be referred to as "the defendant"

1. the defendant is prohibited from assaulting, threatening,
intimidating, coercing or harassing Jessntim3 and their repective
families.



2. the defendant is prohibited from causing or attempting to cause damages to the property of Jessntim3 and their families.



3. the defendant is prohibiting from speaking to, telephoning, writing
and in any way communication with Jessntim3 in person or otherwise,
directly or through so other persons.



4. the defendant is prohibited from knowingly approaching the residence of Jessntim3.

Any violation of this order with be considered blatant harassment.

Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! So you're pretending to be a lawyer now???? Oh, this just gets better every time you post. I'm getting popcorn.

No. Tim is a lawyer.


BINGO!!

Mrs.AllyH

I just peed my pants a little at the "order." Pregnant lady problems. At least normal pregnant laddy problems. Yours fall in the "delusional, BSC pregnant lady problems."

notkateanymore

I've retained us all a lawyer...he's sitting next to me and he gives the following advice...OP, lay off the drugs, they're not good for your illegitimate child. Save your legal fees for your child support case.

artistlife

I removed all personal info just in case. Carry on.

calimama2007

You're hurting my lawyer brain.

LetsGoToDisney

JennyCupcakes01 said:

This is either incredibly fake or she's incredibly insane.

Porque no los dos?

JVFU

Lmao now March 2014 is hysterically laughing about this. Who knew someone else's stupidity would span across (possibly) thousands of people's phones and computers.

crystaljoanna

March 2014 here and my scholarly legal opinion is that Jess is a dumb ass. Bring on the lawsuit cupcake. You'll be creating a public record of it all - the very thing you didn't want to happen by having the baby's daddy's name on the birth certificate. His wife will find out, he'll dump your ass because let's face it - you aren't good enough because he's still married and sleeps with his wife - and you'll be racking up a legal bill because no lawyer will be taking your shit case on contingency. Good luck with your life. Save your money for the inevitable child support fight and counseling your kid is going to need.

mrssamarataylor

Wow...someone is really misusing their Rx...

nikkijd17

At first I was irritated that LO woke me up hungry and kicking for cereal at 2:15 in the am. But that was totally worth it.

BabySuprise01

nikkijd17 said:

At first I was irritated that LO woke me up hungry and kicking for cereal at 2:15 in the am. But that was totally worth it.

I woke up to go to the bathroom and couldn't get back to sleep...this is so much better than sleep!

persephonerose

Seriously, this made my night. My DS has decided to be a night owl for the past week and nothing exciting ever happens on TB at 3am. I plan to share this with my BMB so they can enjoy all the crazy.

Sometimes I miss being pregnant, now I just get to lurk the tri boards and enjoy ya'lls insanity.

KKcowgirl

You girls know how to throw a party----- this is the best thread to date----- hands down!

Brookej610

HFrizzle said:

I am not signing shit!

HFrizzle said:

I am not signing shit!

That's what Tim said!