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Cece1002

The top hospitals in several states have banned elective C-sections or inductions before 39 weeks, including hospitals in New York, Arizona, Oregon, New York, California, Texas, and Illinois. These hospitals will still schedule inductions and C-sections that they deem medically necessary, but are against elective inductions and C-sections because of new evidence that suggests that babies born before 39 weeks are at a higher risk for several medical problems.

Ok detective!!!!

sisterindigo

yesthisiskim0401 said:

Cece1002 said:

You guys have way too much time on your hands.

All that piss-laundry must keep you busy all day.

taylormarie923

sleepy33

Cece1002 said:

The top hospitals in several states have banned elective C-sections or inductions before 39 weeks, including hospitals in New York, Arizona, Oregon, New York, California, Texas, and Illinois. These hospitals will still schedule inductions and C-sections that they deem medically necessary, but are against elective inductions and C-sections because of new evidence that suggests that babies born before 39 weeks are at a higher risk for several medical problems. Ok detective!!!!

None of which makes anything ILLEGAL. What are you, five?

yesthisiskim0401

sleepy33 said:

Cece1002 said:

The top hospitals in several states have banned elective C-sections or inductions before 39 weeks, including hospitals in New York, Arizona, Oregon, New York, California, Texas, and Illinois. These hospitals will still schedule inductions and C-sections that they deem medically necessary, but are against elective inductions and C-sections because of new evidence that suggests that babies born before 39 weeks are at a higher risk for several medical problems. Ok detective!!!!

None of which makes anything ILLEGAL. What are you, five?

Ajoyd

Cece1002 said:

Ha ha. Yea I'd be pretty pissed if he did it to me.

Pun intended?

Seriously, in addition to being just disgusting it is also incredibly disrespectful to your husband. 

Inn2

I seriously question what some people "confess" to. Yes, I'm eyeing (disgustedly, I might add) YOU @Cece1002. If this is for real, and I just can't believe a "normal" sane person would do this, why are we your sounding board to reveal disgusting unsanitary behavior? You had to know the attention this would get, so either MUD or AW behavior must be what you were seeking. Sounds like you are the person with no life.

taylormarie923

mmgkms said:

Where the hell is @dh13 ?!?! I need to see her reaction to this fuckery!

I guarantee her reaction will be this:

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Gwyneddlesliegrace

Cece1002- I'm probably the dirtiest hippie on this board, you have even managed to gross me out.

Two words that will change your life- family cloth.

taylormarie923

Gwyneddlesliegrace said:

Cece1002- I'm probably the dirtiest hippie on this board, you have even managed to gross me out. Two words that will change your life- family cloth.

To google or not to google?

Crinita

I am sooooo tired.  I don't know how I am going to have stamina for labor or a newborn at this rate.  I don't want to tell anyone because their standard response is "you think you're tired now... just wait" and that, frankly, scares me.  I take naps every afternoon, and I fall into a really deep sleep with dreams.  This afternoon's dream was that I was in a store trying to buy baby sweaters.  Weird.  Not a very juicy confession, but that's all I could think of this week. 

Gwyneddlesliegrace

taylormarie923 said:

Gwyneddlesliegrace said:

Cece1002- I'm probably the dirtiest hippie on this board, you have even managed to gross me out.

Two words that will change your life- family cloth.

To google or not to google?
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The toilet paper version of un- paper towels. Does that help?

Gatorsgirl731

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

Amjoy25

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

Sounds like alcohol abuse  :-?

Gatorsgirl731

Amjoy25 said:

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

Sounds like alcohol abuse  :-?

Better than abuse of a towel. 

sisterindigo

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

THIS. I'm taking this idea. This is gold.

*blue*flower*

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

OMG, this made me actually LOL! I can just hear a distressed male voice asking why and it's making me crack up!! Well played passive aggressive behavior! I like it!

norbert5

sisterindigo said:

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

THIS. I'm taking this idea. This is gold.


Yes, I could do this to DH without guilt. Wiping my whatnots with his towel, helll no.

taylormarie923

awwwpuddin said:

And you guys thought I was gross for using my husband's beard trimmer..

I have been seriously thinking about that this whole time.  Piss towel over here makes you look like a shimmering goddess.

sisterindigo

*blue*flower* said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

OMG, this made me actually LOL! I can just hear a distressed male voice asking why and it's making me crack up!! Well played passive aggressive behavior! I like it!

I've been trying to find a gif for this and I cannot find one that would adequately illustrate the despair of a man who cannot figure out why his beers keep exploding.  

KevsLove

@Cece1002 You do know there are moist wipes you can use if regular TP bothers you? Seriously, you're either MUD or seriously sick in the head.

Also PLEASE don't cloth diaper you kids, I can't imagine how much damage you'd do to them...

Gatorsgirl731

*blue*flower* said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

OMG, this made me actually LOL! I can just hear a distressed male voice asking why and it's making me crack up!! Well played passive aggressive behavior! I like it!

That is me!  My grandma told me one time to pick my battles wisely, and if it wasn't wise to battle to plot my revenge.

 

cdbayes

tmccord21 said:

PixiesDust said:

I only have two bras that still fit comfortably at this point and will wear both of them SEVERAL times before washing.

@pixiesdust me too

I only have one and I don't know the last time it was washed...don't care either

Gatorsgirl731

btimes3 said:

I was trying to catch up on this thread on the bus, and I think some of my fellow passengers may have been alarmed at the look of horror on my face when I read what @Cece1002 does to her husband's towel. 



Girl, I hope this was just MUD, because if not, it betrays a really disturbing level of contempt for your husband.  Seriously, using something he wipes his face/body with to wipe your waste?  That's not only disgusting, it's unsettling behavior, the kind of thing that maybe should be addressed by a therapist.  I'm just going to go ahead and say it, and in this case I think it's warranted: I feel bad for your husband.

On the other hand, @Gatorsgirl731, you made me laugh so hard.  "Why does this keep happening?"  OMG.

The key is to not over do it, but do it enough that he gives karma a second thought.  lol

bkeane619

I'm gone a couple of hours and this happens?

BrittanyCupcakes

Gatorsgirl731 said:

Since we are confessing to doing bad things to our husbands.

When my DH does something to irk me just a little I go get a beer, shake it up real good, and set it on the deck, table, bar etc for him.  Last night he howled "Why does this keep happening!"

However I don't think this makes me half of the disgusting excuse for a human @Cece1002 is.

Laughing so hard I might just wet myself for the first time during this pregnancy! Read it to DH (in between bouts of laughter), and he thinks I'm crazy. I would love to be able to do something like this sometime, but I get so giggly, as soon as he walked into the room I'd be rolling around on the floor, laughing. 

cdbayes

Seriously want to know how Cece's H doesn't smell the piss when he wipes his face! Did that cross anyone else's mind?? Sick....

zenjenjen

JarynA said:

I don't really like my OB at all anymore. I wouldn't care if a total stranger doctor delivered my baby.

I'm right there with you, except that I am requesting a midwife deliver my baby so it will be a total stranger

calibr8te

If only I could find a gif from that Babies documentary that shows how African women wipe their babies poop on their legs. @Cece1002: I imagine you would do this too.

calibr8te

also @Cece1002:  From here on in,

sleepy33

Since we're bringing this back up, my H wants to know if cecenumbers has colored towels or white.