FFTC (for those of us that can't remember ours by Friday) ;)

emmanemm

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut?


Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

flkong

Oh em gee! Horses through taco bell drive through, threesomes, lesbianism, coke....not surprised at the pot and slut phases. That's a right of passage in college. Y'all are some bad asses! @robynloureed, you're the baddest of them all! But stop dissing the text talk....typing stuff out takes too long. 

 I went to Jamaica last year and a bartender in Margaritaville put me on the bar and did belly shots off me. We made out and I almost had a one night stand with him (bows my head in shame...too much tequilla...). I never had a threesome but I want to (with 2 guys). I smoked pot from 15-22 (until I graduated college). Me and my girls stripped in V.I.P. one night and left with more money then we came in with (I was 24/25).

emmanemm

ncchnat said:

emmanemm said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut?


Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

Anal was going to be my confession for Friday. Well, that and some light bondage play. 

Funny story with the bondage. We finished one night and were really tired, so both of us forgot to untie one of my legs as we fell asleep right away. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and almost died when I tried to get up and walk to the bathroom.

Lmao! That might be my favorite j13 story. I love bondage! I kinda like supe kinky sex, nothing crazy but definitely not normal.

@robynloureed I guess I meant, tried and liked anal. It's my treat for DH every once in awhile.

DH also gets road head on occasion, when its dark out. We're freaks.

emmanemm

This thread needs to be a sticky or something, so we can keep adding and adding for as long as we want.

valstulas

I was wondering when anal was going to come up, lol!

I like anal porn, and then I start to think that I may like it, but when I try it, nope, not for me.

How do you keep it from hurting? I've tried lots of lube, but man, that sh!t hurts!

valstulas

ncchnat said:

First of all, please tell me the use of the word "shit" was intentional.

Lol, yes! That's another thing about anal -- the "ick" factor, hahaha!

rondosa

Its official, I can never participate in a FFC thread ever again. How can you compete with this thread?!

miss2697

Let's just make it a rule to always post a FFC within a regular post, because i've got nothing done since reading this and my sides hurt.

Recommend your diapers. Sidebar, I used to be a crack whore.

emmanemm

miss2697 said:

Let's just make it a rule to always post a FFC within a regular post, because i've got nothing done since reading this and my sides hurt.

Recommend your diapers. Sidebar, I used to be a crack whore.

That last line made me laugh so hard I woke up M.

@valstulas we go very slow when we do analysis. Like @ncchnat said, use something to stretch it first. I think your position also matters. I have to be on top because I can control how fast/slow we're going.

The first time we did analysis, I told DH to take it slow but poor dude got so excited he just shoved it in. I almost cried, it felt like I had been ripped. So now I control the speed. I also use a lube called anal ease, it numbs you and helps get things started.

Edit: My iPhone doesn't like the word anal. Analysis = anal.

valstulas

Well, it's my lucky day! As I mentioned a few days ago, SO brought home a butt plug and some lub called "wet Uranus" while I was KU. Looks like we're ready to get things started

jackson290721

bahaha I just remembered a sex story.
You know those swings that attach to a doorframe? yeah well make sure you use a very VERY strong door. Yes..this is going where you think it is. Unfortunately, in the heat of the moment, we did not.
DH gets the swing on the door, lifts me up in it and right when things are about to happen...down comes me and the door on top of DH. We laid there on the floor buck ass naked for a good 30 mins laughing hysyerically.

Liz4444

emmanemm said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut?


Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

Hasn't everyone tried it? I prefer a finger, though.

And, I like the swingy balls feeling.

Clyde013

I really clicked in this thread too late. Really enjoyed it. You girls are awesome!

I started drinking and smoking pot in middle school. By the time high school and college rolled around I was bored with pot. Luckily I didn't get into other drugs but would continue to drink. I used to cut school a lot. Started in 5th grade and continue through high school. It was so fun to stay home, chill, smoke pot, drink. Those were the days. It's surprising that after cutting so much school I now have a phd.

valstulas

Clyde013 said:

I really clicked in this thread too late. Really enjoyed it. You girls are awesome!

I started drinking and smoking pot in middle school. By the time high school and college rolled around I was bored with pot. Luckily I didn't get into other drugs but would continue to drink. I used to cut school a lot. Started in 5th grade and continue through high school. It was so fun to stay home, chill, smoke pot, drink. Those were the days. It's surprising that after cutting so much school I now have a phd.

DS1 is in 3rd grade. This scared me until I got to the last sentence, haha!

sdtchica13

Omg, this thread is freaking epic! That being said, I got talked into trying anal by my ex and it was effing terrible...never again! Luckily my husband is too afraid of my ass (I don't have a great stomach, lol) to even want to stick anything in there!

sparkymcgeee

I'll never be able to look at you ladies in the eye when and if we meet.

[Deleted User]

Is it me or have a lot more ladies joined this BMB since this thread was started? All pot heads and butt fockers I'm sure!

[Deleted User]

BetsyD2010 said:

Mamasighs said:

I got injured by accidental anal.  Was really loaded, doggie style...and then BAM wrong location.  Full on thrust, no lube.  I still shudder.   The only thing that kept me from being badly injured was the loadedness because I was probably more relaxed than normal.  It was bad enough though.

This story gave me chill bumps. My sympathies to your booty.

DITTO!

HayleyBaker1122

This thread is hilarious!!

My confession? I'm suuuper boring. I was never interested in drugs, my whole extended family was drug addicts in and out of jail. So, I never had any desire to even try that stuff... I drink, but not hardcore blackout drinking (also many alcoholics who ruined their lives drinking in my family. I learned enough just watching my family, lol).

Then, to make me even more boring... DH and I were high school sweethearts and have only been with each other. We have done some kinky bondage stuff and anal and stuff though, but after everything I just read, that seems like nothing.

I'm loving reading all of this though, totally cracks me up!!

coco2787

emmanemm said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut?

Tried it once with the husband. Not my thing.

coco2787

My confessions: I smoked pot for the first time in 8th grade, lost my virginity at 15 and slept with 6 guys before getting to college. Such a slutbag. Total pothead/drunk freshmen year of college, didn't really do anything NOT high, including class. Slept with a HS fuck buddy in college while his GF was in the apartment during a party. DH was appalled to learn I had been with 8 guys before him (we first hooked up at 19). Lesson learned about being honest about your sexual history with your partner. I've got some good party night stories but much of this seems tame compared to you ladies!

valstulas

@Cfreymc That does not seem like an outrageous number of sexual partners to me. I worked with a woman one time who, in her 30's, had 90+.

miss2697

HayleyBaker1122 said:

This thread is hilarious!! My confession? I'm suuuper boring. I was never interested in drugs, my whole extended family was drug addicts in and out of jail. So, I never had any desire to even try that stuff... I drink, but not hardcore blackout drinking (also many alcoholics who ruined their lives drinking in my family. I learned enough just watching my family, lol). Then, to make me even more boring... DH and I were high school sweethearts and have only been with each other. We have done some kinky bondage stuff and anal and stuff though, but after everything I just read, that seems like nothing. I'm loving reading all of this though, totally cracks me up!!

I think that's sweet! DH and I got together freshman year of college and I de-virginized him. I love knowing I am the only one he has been with, but I wish I could be the same for him

Pink724

DH and I always said we knew we were meant to be together because we were both each other's 14th and we got the exact same score on the SAT. Coincidence? I think not.

HayleyBaker1122

@miss2697 aww, I'm sure he's happy with you exactly how you are. You never know how different you'd have been if things in your past were dif.

Carrie3102

robynloureed said:

I was cracking up over this and DH was interested so I let him read the whole thread. This was his response.....  lol. Can't.Stop.Laughing. 

I saw this and choked on green beans at work and my "cube mate" had to come check on me.  You ladies make my life happy!

Carrie3102

mystererae said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut? Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

*slowly raises hand*

This.... and I like it... AHHHH!?!?! WHAT? Did I just type that out loud?

 

Carrie3102

ncchnat said:

emmanemm said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut? Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

Anal was going to be my confession for Friday. Well, that and some light bondage play. 

Funny story with the bondage. We finished one night and were really tired, so both of us forgot to untie one of my legs as we fell asleep right away. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and almost died when I tried to get up and walk to the bathroom.

you... that made me laugh...

DD was conceived while I was tied to our headboard.

Carrie3102

Liz4444 said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut? Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

Hasn't everyone tried it? I prefer a finger, though. And, I like the swingy balls feeling.

Me too...

jackson290721

I'm giving out a lot of love its in this thread haha You all rock.

BBBelly

Damn you ladies! It's bad enough that I've had really nothing constructive to contribute to the board cause I have neither btdt experience or anything extraordinary going on with my baby but now I also feel the inadequacy of my sexual history! 

I guess my confession will be that I hate it when my hot, single, maneater slutbag girlfriends say how they fear they can't be satisfied with one penis after all the different kinds of mind blowing sex they've had. Hello you are talking to someone who has been with the same penis for 10 years now! And they say patronizing things like, "it's good you settled down early cause the less you know the easier it is." I tell myself it's cause they're jealous of my blissful home life but a big part of me is like FU lucky biatches!!

Carrie3102

robynloureed said:

Carrie3102 said:

mystererae said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut? Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

*slowly raises hand*

This.... and I like it... AHHHH!?!?! WHAT? Did I just type that out loud?

 

A lot of women do! ONe of my girlfriends swears by it! She told me it was the best orgasm of her life, so whenever her and her husband have sex, they only do anal. He told me at a party last summer that why he married her. 

whew I'm not a weirdo!

BBBelly

robynloureed said:

You know what you do in that situation? Get a dildo. The sex I had with my ex was mind blowing. We would have sex multiple times a day, everyday. He really knew how to get me off. The sex with DH isn't bad. It's hit or miss with him. But if I don't get off, we bring toys to bed, which is also a ton of fun. It sounds like your friends are in a different mind set. Once you find someone you truly love, it doesn't matter if you don't have an orgasm every time. Definitely a plus, but it's not that big of a deal to me. 

I do love me some toys! I'm partial to vibrating cock rings.

I think I have a great sex life and get off almost always with H. But some of my girlfriends insist it's cause I haven't had better. You're right that they are of a different mindset; they'd rather boast about what they have (sexcapades) than dwell on what they don't have (love). I totally get it but it's still annoying. It's not like I go on about how much I love my husband or say they'll never "get" something I know cause they didn't settle down young.

valstulas

@chunkymonkeylvr Are you giving up drinking!

emmanemm

robynloureed said:

Carrie3102 said:

mystererae said:

emmanemm said:

So, since this thread is still going strong, I have to ask. Have any other j13 bumpies done anal? Or am I the only major slut?


Ftr, lesbian porn is the only porn to watch!

*slowly raises hand*

This.... and I like it... AHHHH!?!?! WHAT? Did I just type that out loud?

 

A lot of women do! ONe of my girlfriends swears by it! She told me it was the best orgasm of her life, so whenever her and her husband have sex, they only do anal. He told me at a party last summer that why he married her. 

DH and I don't always have anal, like I said I do it for him every once in awhile. But when we do anal and I have an orgasm it IS the best orgasm! Far surpasses vaginal orgasms! However, it is very hit or miss if you have one. Plus, anal is over very quick for us. It really excites DH.

valstulas

@chunkymonkeylvr Yeah, alcohol causes mood swings, but idk if I could give it up

valstulas

@chunkymonkeylvr I saw your PM and I will respond after the kiddos go to bed and I can give it some time. I understand about acting like an ass. I'm better now that I am on Zoloft and have less anxiety, but I've been a major b!tch to SO far too many times. He's far from perfect, but so am I and I could have approached my concerns with him in a more gentle, respectful manner. I've asked him at times why he stays with me, and he says it's bc he loves me and also bc I "f*ck like a porn star," lol!

Kgreen71

mystererae said:

emmanemm said:

This thread needs to be a sticky or something, so we can keep adding and adding for as long as we want.

I can't imagine what the newbies introing today think.

This newbie thinks this thread is freaking awesome!! I have to confess I have done pot and mushroom and was slutty in college lol. When DH built our house two years ago we got high in our back yard and I passed out on the floor in the living room since we had not moved our furniture in yet.

emmanemm

Alright, this thread can't die.

Can't all of you fun j13 ladies come down to Louisiana and we can all go party on bourbon? I seriously think I like you guys more than my IRL friends.