I rally need to get a good desk chair for home. I've been using one of our dining room chairs, but that fucker is uncomfortable as fuck and it jacks up my back. I haven't been sleeping well as a result and I wake up every morning stiff and sore.
Womp womp.
#firstworldproblems
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
FFFC related to Pinterest: I used to love the photo idea of taking a shot of DDs first day of preschool/kindergarten/etc with the sign saying "My 1st day of ..."
Since Monday, my FB feed has been filled of pictures of my friends' kids doing this. Now I'm kind of turned off to the idea. It's still cute but it just doesn't feel original anymore.
I saw a neat one that instead of the sign idea, you get an adult size t-shirt & take a pic of them in it on their first day to see them grow. I really like that one.
There is a 100% chance I would do this the first year and never be able to find the shirt again
I bought a bunch of tans last year before my wedding, used a handful, then forgot about them. I called yesterday and found out they never expire. I have seven tans left. They NEED to be used, right?
Nooooooo. The sunk cost of the tans is less than the cost of cancer!
Yup. I was teased for being so pale growing up, I felt the need to tan in HS. Now I have moles checked yearly with a few removed for fear of skin cancer.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
I took three pregnancy tests last week because I gained some weight while on vacation (all negative). Clearly because the weight couldn't have been from all the eating and drinking I did, including a lot of cupcakes from a place that won Cupcake Wars.
I just sat laughing at my kid crying because she hurt herself downstairs and her cries have become this huge dramatic, drawn out series of strange noises. She clearly does it on purpose and its getting to be so over the top and hilarious. She can't see me laughing.
DH and I are semi-adrenaline junkies so we decided to explore an old abandoned insane asylum last weekend. It's been closed for years but something about breaking in and poking around where we aren't supposed to was a thrill. We did get some pretty cool pictures, though.
I don't like Portlandia. I like Sleater-Kinney, tho.
I'm torn.
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I really enjoy church, but only because I've found the right one. You couldn't pay me to go to a church with contemporary music or a conservative political agenda. My church is the perfect blend of traditional and laid-back and seems to lean on the liberal side of apolitical. It's perfect for our family and I'm so happy there.
Also, I really, really dig traditional church hymns. Like, I would probably buy a compilation and listen to them in the car. We're talking hymns like In the Garden, How Great Thou Art, etc.
I watched a video about life in the womb last night. It was this 4 minute video that went from conception all the way to birth. It made me feel like I want another baby. I have zero good reasons to get pregnant. Why won't this feeling go AWAY.
I really enjoy church, but only because I've found the right one. You couldn't pay me to go to a church with contemporary music or a conservative political agenda. My church is the perfect blend of traditional and laid-back and seems to lean on the liberal side of apolitical. It's perfect for our family and I'm so happy there.
Also, I really, really dig traditional church hymns. Like, I would probably buy a compilation and listen to them in the car. We're talking hymns like In the Garden, How Great Thou Art, etc.
Do you have Kristin Chenoweth's hymns album?
GORGEOUS.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm irrationally excited for fall TV to start. I have an actual typed-out list of premiere dates/times/networks of all my shows plus the ones that I want to check out. Also, my DVR can now record 4 things while watching a 5th thing live.
This summer TV has been so terrible. I seriously look forward to just chilling in front of the TV after DS goes to sleep on weeknights. Plus we just converted our downstairs to a mancave/playroom and DS bought a spin bike (like the kind you see in the gym... ) so I am telling myself that I'm going to go down there in the morning, watch some of my stories, and work out.
Basically... I have a TV addiction. Also... my kid is increasingly obsessed with Barney. I'm not sure what, if anything, I should do about this.
Do we have the same mind??? My list isn't typed out, but I did make a list of all the shows I want to watch, the date, time and network, and then starred the ones that take DVR priority, should there be a conflict.
Do we have the same mind??? My list isn't typed out, but I did make a list of all the shows I want to watch, the date, time and network, and then starred the ones that take DVR priority, should there be a conflict.
DVR conflicts are the worst. They used to be partially solved by On Demand but I never remember the shit I want to watch.
You can usually watch prime time tv on the internet. I have an app for pretty much every network on my iPad, and usually the next day you can watch a show you missed. MTV sucks for this, I have found, so let them record first. Also, TLC.
My DS learned a new phrase today. That phrase is " you f*cking Bastard". This is brought to you by the a$$hole, hauling a motorhome, that cut me off this morning on the highway.
My DS learned a new phrase today. That phrase is " you f*cking Bastard". This is brought to you by the a$$hole, hauling a motorhome, that cut me off this morning on the highway.
DD1 used call people douchebag when I had to stop suddenly in the car.
@HilarityEnsued I have a list of shows in excel. I have a bunch of new one to try. We'll narrow it down to 1 or 2 after the first episodes air. I'm excited. We should compare lists.
I went on pinterest last night after all the talk here and am super pumped to plan dds party now. I am amazed and glad someone else came up with great ideas I can steal
I found a tree branch while I was walking today and I brought it home to do something crafty with it. I put it in a vase and plan to make Halloween ornaments to hang on the branches.
@humptydance who are you Martha Stewart?!?! ugh! lol #hateher
My DS learned a new phrase today. That phrase is " you f*cking Bastard". This is brought to you by the a$$hole, hauling a motorhome, that cut me off this morning on the highway.
DD1 used call people douchebag when I had to stop suddenly in the car.
We say dickhead in our family. Passed down through the generations.
For pretty much the first time in my adult life I actually have to watch how I spend my money and it's really hard on me. I can't just spend frivalously. It sucks.
Every time I hear someone ask "what time is it?" The time for lunch song from bubble guppies plays in my head. It is Ava Nichol's favorite show and I actually kinda like it so needless to say it is on quite a bit...especially in the mornings because I am not a morning person. At all.
I really enjoy church, but only because I've found the right one. You couldn't pay me to go to a church with contemporary music or a conservative political agenda. My church is the perfect blend of traditional and laid-back and seems to lean on the liberal side of apolitical. It's perfect for our family and I'm so happy there.
Also, I really, really dig traditional church hymns. Like, I would probably buy a compilation and listen to them in the car. We're talking hymns like In the Garden, How Great Thou Art, etc.
Do you have Kristin Chenoweth's hymns album?
GORGEOUS.
I saw Garrison Keillor live this year and he had the audience - which it was in a convocation center so it was sizeable - stand up and sing Down to the River to Pray. It was the best churchy-moment ever and was not at or for a church.
For pretty much the first time in my adult life I actually have to watch how I spend my money and it's really hard on me. I can't just spend frivalously. It sucks.
For pretty much the first time in my adult life I actually have to watch how I spend my money and it's really hard on me. I can't just spend frivalously. It sucks.
Stupid divorce.
I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were going through this. (((hugs)))
Thanks ladies. I mean, it's kind of a FWP for sure. It's not like I'm broke, I just really have to make sure I cook at home and make most of my lunches/dinners. And not drink as much.
It's just strange.
Also, I might end up renting out my condo and move into something smaller just to have more spending cash.
DS woke up early so he got to watch half an hour of sesame street while I zoned out on the couch
This is weekend mornings for us. Gives her something to do while I inject caffeine directly into my bloodstream. Mommy is a much nicer person after coffee.
Thanks ladies. I mean, it's kind of a FWP for sure. It's not like I'm broke, I just really have to make sure I cook at home and make most of my lunches/dinners. And not drink as much.
It's just strange.
Also, I might end up renting out my condo and move into something smaller just to have more spending cash.
As a funeral director I fucking HATE church. Hour long funeral mass plus eulogies at 10 am? Worst ever. And I know it is my job.... but I feel like a jerk for bumping during services.
Eta typo
First we had eachother.5.27.11
Then we had you.6.16.12
Now we have everything.
Re: FFFC
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There is a 100% chance I would do this the first year and never be able to find the shirt again
I took three pregnancy tests last week because I gained some weight while on vacation (all negative). Clearly because the weight couldn't have been from all the eating and drinking I did, including a lot of cupcakes from a place that won Cupcake Wars.
:PHow very American Horror Story of you!!!
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I really enjoy church, but only because I've found the right one. You couldn't pay me to go to a church with contemporary music or a conservative political agenda. My church is the perfect blend of traditional and laid-back and seems to lean on the liberal side of apolitical. It's perfect for our family and I'm so happy there.
Also, I really, really dig traditional church hymns. Like, I would probably buy a compilation and listen to them in the car. We're talking hymns like In the Garden, How Great Thou Art, etc.
Think about nine months of morning sickness.
That always cures my no more baby blues.
GORGEOUS.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I watch the Challenge simply because it is trash. I am also secretly glad that there are still some players on there that are older than me.
Do we have the same mind??? My list isn't typed out, but I did make a list of all the shows I want to watch, the date, time and network, and then starred the ones that take DVR priority, should there be a conflict.
You can usually watch prime time tv on the internet. I have an app for pretty much every network on my iPad, and usually the next day you can watch a show you missed. MTV sucks for this, I have found, so let them record first. Also, TLC.
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I guess my list doesn't count.
Boo hoo.
@humptydance who are you Martha Stewart?!?! ugh! lol #hateher
WALKING DEAD!!!!!!!!
We say dickhead in our family. Passed down through the generations.
(My town is so Portlandia so it gives me lolz)
Our Little Raspberry Born 3/27/12
Sorry you are going through this.
Eta typo
First we had eachother.5.27.11
Then we had you.6.16.12
Now we have everything.
Share lists please! Two under two is kicking my butt and have not had time to even see what's coming out.