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AllyTales

I have a lot of confessions today..  L-)

.. but I confess that I love when someone likes my posts.  It's like I'm in high school all over again, like "woohoo! they like what I said!" .. I know, I'm lame.  Maybe it's because I'm new here, and I feel like you guys are a super close knit group.  So when someone likes what I said, it makes me feel kinda bubbly.

missyishere

thekikimonster said:

GhostMonkey said:

byegurlbye said:

missyishere said:

I've been lurking on you ladies, and it makes me feel guilty.  You all have a tight group, and I am not TTGP.  ::slinks back away::

I'M NOT TTGP EITHER. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.

Since when is this a requirement?

I am not TTGP either. Come to the dark side, @missyishere!!!

Okay, okay, I need attention arm twisted.  I am just afraid to say something insensitive since I don't know the terms of this board.  I will just post with people telling me to STFU when I say something stupid.  

jcsumm0

I found a caterpillar in my lunch the other day, took it out, and kept right on eating it.

(It was homemade pasta sauce from my garden.  I'm fairly sure the bug was from the basil and parsley I picked and hurriedly threw in.  And it was leftovers, so I'd already eaten it a few times.  I figured what's done is done, right?)

duncs107

We have some scary people that are members of my place of work.  I try my hardest to avoid waiting on a few of them because it's obvious that they abuse drugs. They're angry, they smell, and they frighten me because they are always so "flighty" looking. I place my finger on our silent alarm trigger every time one couple comes in....they just came in. I'm a baby sometimes when it comes to working for a financial institution. 

mmb248

beckynsean11 said:

mmb248 said:

lovelym13 said:

For some unknown reason, every time I see this I just want to sing, "Gurl, I wanna shoop."

And there is no gif for that!!!!

KingLED

humblebee2 said:

I might be alone here... but I HATE texting. I always thought my fingers were 'normal sized' until I got rid of my blackberry and got a touch screen phone. Trying to text irritates me.

My friends now know not to text me because I will not reply to them 80% of the time. 

ETA: words are not my friend today.

I have a really hard time texting because I don't have to actually touch the screen for it to start thinking I'm touching things.  So I had to learn out to like jab the screen and pull my finger away really fast before it clicked a million things.  I pretty much stick to google hangouts/email with anyone that I know has it available.  I only text people when it's my only option (other than a phone call). 

yurmom

AllyTales said:

I have a lot of confessions today..  L-)

.. but I confess that I love when someone likes my posts.  It's like I'm in high school all over again, like "woohoo! they like what I said!" .. I know, I'm lame.  Maybe it's because I'm new here, and I feel like you guys are a super close knit group.  So when someone likes what I said, it makes me feel kinda bubbly.

I am a love its whore both giving and receiving and check them on the regular. Is there a 100 love its badge? Because I'm only 5 away.... Hint hint HINT

NEED MOAR LOVE ITS!!

duncs107

NachoBelley said:

another confession....

I feel my DH and myself are very irresponsible sometimes. Like for instance, we decided 30 minutes ago that we are gonna go to Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend (it's 12 hours away). Who does that?!?! I'm not complaining, but I feel guilty..deep down for some reason.

I'm chalking it up to a baby-making getaway..since O day should be in the next few days.  

Better get our spontaneous road trips out of the way while we can...

get it girrrll!! 

jcsumm0

BrightEyes112 said:

I found a caterpillar in my lunch the other day, took it out, and kept right on eating it.

(It was homemade pasta sauce from my garden.  I'm fairly sure the bug was from the basil and parsley I picked and hurriedly threw in.  And it was leftovers, so I'd already eaten it a few times.  I figured what's done is done, right?)

Like, cooked caterpillar?

Yeah...like it was in the pasta sauce.  LOL it is more or less gross if it is cooked?

divinemsbee

I feel really bad about this one, even though I'm probably at least a year away from it. Our next dog will likely come from a breeder. And I feel like a horrible person for saying it. It's not because either of our adopted rescue dogs are not good enough, it's a few different issues interconnecting. First of all, we'd like a corgi next, it's a tiny bit for the cute, but also because the breed works with our lifestyle well. Secondly is that, at least for a corgi, even though there are rescues, whose sites I stalk, we'd like to get a puppy. Mostly for the training aspect. Not just tricks or sit/stay/housebreaking, but having them be accustomed to our lifestyle. We adopted an older dog (our cavalier king charles spaniel Aggie, who's 8) in May and I love her, but several things we were told about her were very untrue, especially the fact that she really was not housebroken. I'll definitely check rescues before we do anything. The other thing is that if we go through a breeder, I have no idea where to start. I would want someone very reputable and not a backyard breeder or a puppy mill, and I don't know how to really start that research. And I feel shame eve asking how to research breeders. I do know that if we end up abandoning the corgi route we'll probably get a greyhound, and that would be a rescue.

mmb248

NachoBelley said:

another confession....

I feel my DH and myself are very irresponsible sometimes. Like for instance, we decided 30 minutes ago that we are gonna go to Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend (it's 12 hours away). Who does that?!?! I'm not complaining, but I feel guilty..deep down for some reason.

I'm chalking it up to a baby-making getaway..since O day should be in the next few days.  

Better get our spontaneous road trips out of the way while we can...

That sounds regular to me.  Maybe it's because DH has such a weird work schedule, but anytime we have a weekend that we're both free, we hit the road.  I think the craziest was the time he was flying home and called me from the ATL airport to let me know that his flight was overbooked.  He took the vouchers for free flights in exchange for his seat, I caught the next flight to ATL, and 3 hours later we were on the way to Vegas.

divinemsbee

I want to add that it's not that I personally think that getting dogs from breeders is evil, it's that I have a lot of people in my life who really support shelters and rescues, and I've always tried really hard to find the dog I want through those channels. This time that may be impossible, and I know I shouldn't feel guilty, and some breeders are really great people. But I also know that if I put this up and asked for advice on how to find a breeder on my Facebook page, I would be torn a new one.

amberhoothoot

Confession: I work a pretty high stress job, and sometimes I tell DH that I had to stay late for work, when really I am bumping or reading a book in my car. I do work late a lot, but sometimes I just need the extra 15-30 minutes to de-stress. If I don't, I go home and and lose patience a lot quicker when the dogs and DS start fighting over a cracker or whatever shenanigans are going on that night.

TattedLoisLane

Confession number 2: We have a purebred Great Dane we plan on breeding. I didnt realize it was a "big issue" but aparently it is. I posted on fb about finding a male, and got ripped apart by a few "friends" for being a puppy mill and iresponible. Um no. We are talking one litter from a dog I treat like a child, that does not make me a puppy mill.

Pintobean39

karmajupiter said:

Let me start by saying it's just one of those I hate people mornings.  My mood is foul today and I don't even want to be my own friend.  So I was browsing on facebook and pretty much after every post I read I made a negative, I give no fucks comment to myself.  For example - "oh, your neighbor's lawnmower just woke you up at 11:15 am and you felt the need to bitch about it on fb, go eff yourself".  Or, "You are going to the county fair tonight?  Isn't that just effin special, thanks for sharing." "Poor you thinking burning your tongue on a piece of pizza is the worst feeling in the world, try having 3 consecutive miscarriages and let's talk about how a burnt tongue compares in the ranking of the worst feelings in the world, ok fucknuts?!?" 
Thank you FFFC, I needed to share that without feeling like an awful person with terrible thoughts about people and their woes.

I'm so sorry for your losses. I totally understand. I can't get on fb here lately because that shit drives me nuts. I had a mardi gras meeting the other night and no clue what we were there for and when I asked they said "you didn't see it on fb". Wtf? Sorry my life right now is to damn complicated to be following BS on Facebook. I'm working on just getting out if bed everyday.

TattedLoisLane

@macylynn27 Those are some cute babies! What a terrible start they had. :::Insert sarcasm:::

duncs107

LadyAle said:

So I don't mean to brag, but I have a pretty nice rack. I could suffocate someone if they motor-boated too long, yet they are perky. 

But ever since I saw the explicit music video for Blurred Lines, I am so jealous of that one chicks boobs! It pops in my head every now and then. 

SCREW YOU ROBIN THICKE WITH YOUR PERFECT EYES AND NICE BOOBED GIRL.

::imagining Al suffocating someone with her breasticles:: 

EmilyA724

FFFC: I am irrationally angry that something just went to shit at work and now I'm staying late right before a holiday weekend considering how little work I've done this past week.

oneblessedmess

My FFFC is that I bought myself a Clone-A-Willy online and have been so ridiculously excited to use it that I've been diligently tracking it's progress online and I know it's going to reach my mailbox today. Yay new sex toy.

bumpuser9343355

LadyAle said:

So I don't mean to brag, but I have a pretty nice rack. I could suffocate someone if they motor-boated too long, yet they are perky. 

But ever since I saw the explicit music video for Blurred Lines, I am so jealous of that one chicks boobs! It pops in my head every now and then. 

SCREW YOU ROBIN THICKE WITH YOUR PERFECT EYES AND NICE BOOBED GIRL.

I used to work with that girl when she was still in college.  If it makes you feel better, she's also super sweet and down to earth )

CrazyCupcake52

NachoBelley said:

another confession....

I feel my DH and myself are very irresponsible sometimes. Like for instance, we decided 30 minutes ago that we are gonna go to Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend (it's 12 hours away). Who does that?!?! I'm not complaining, but I feel guilty..deep down for some reason.

I'm chalking it up to a baby-making getaway..since O day should be in the next few days.  

Better get our spontaneous road trips out of the way while we can...

get it girrrll!! 

Come & Get It by Selena Gomez came on just as I got to this post. My day has been made.

Philleigh

Here's an embarrassing confession...

Today I took an HPT (even though in the 2ww thread I acknowledged it was too early and said I wouldn't). I'm a lying liar.

2 lines came up and I got really excited, woke me SO up and showed him a picture that I took.

Then I went to work and looked up the test that I took. It's not the kind I usually use and I threw the box away after using one from the pack of two. A line means not pregnant, a cross means pregnant. I had to call my SO from work and explain that I am an idiot.

I think pee stick pic posts are kinda gross but I'm throwing this out here anyways, hopefully as a cautionary tale for someone else not to make the same mistake I did.

Also, I realize blue dye tests are sucky, I don't know why I bought this.

Flame away.

Philleigh

slappalicious said:

Philleigh said:

Here's an embarrassing confession...

Today I took an HPT (even though in the 2ww thread I acknowledged it was too early and said I wouldn't). I'm a lying liar.

2 lines came up and I got really excited, woke me SO up and showed him a picture that I took.

Then I went to work and looked up the test that I took. It's not the kind I usually use and I threw the box away after using one from the pack of two. A line means not pregnant, a cross means pregnant. I had to call my SO from work and explain that I am an idiot.

I think pee stick pic posts are kinda gross but I'm throwing this out here anyways, hopefully as a cautionary tale for someone else not to make the same mistake I did.

Also, I realize blue dye tests are sucky, I don't know why I bought this.

Flame away.

Always read the directions!  That sucks that happened.



Oh yeah, lesson learned!

oneblessedmess

Philleigh said:

Here's an embarrassing confession... Today I took an HPT (even though in the 2ww thread I acknowledged it was too early and said I wouldn't). I'm a lying liar. 2 lines came up and I got really excited, woke me SO up and showed him a picture that I took. Then I went to work and looked up the test that I took. It's not the kind I usually use and I threw the box away after using one from the pack of two. A line means not pregnant, a cross means pregnant. I had to call my SO from work and explain that I am an idiot. I think pee stick pic posts are kinda gross but I'm throwing this out here anyways, hopefully as a cautionary tale for someone else not to make the same mistake I did. Also, I realize blue dye tests are sucky, I don't know why I bought this. Flame away.

That sucks. The blue dye tests I'm familiar with actually have examples of what Pregnant and Not Pregnant should look like printed right on the stick, like this:

I'm sorry you got excited for nothing!

duncs107

hampire said:

My FFFC is that I bought myself a Clone-A-Willy online and have been so ridiculously excited to use it that I've been diligently tracking it's progress online and I know it's going to reach my mailbox today. Yay new sex toy.

I want one of these but dh thinks it's weird. I tried to talk him into it the last time he left the country for a few months.

I must be weird.

I have no interest in ever having H cloning his willy. I can have his D whenever....so I like getting different toys in different girths and lengths for a new feel. Plus, H can't vibrate. I made him try, and it didn't work. 

KingLED

lovelym13 said:

hampire said:

My FFFC is that I bought myself a Clone-A-Willy online and have been so ridiculously excited to use it that I've been diligently tracking it's progress online and I know it's going to reach my mailbox today. Yay new sex toy.

I want one of these but dh thinks it's weird. I tried to talk him into it the last time he left the country for a few months.

I must be weird.

I have no interest in ever having H cloning his willy. I can have his D whenever....so I like getting different toys in different girths and lengths for a new feel. Plus, H can't vibrate. I made him try, and it didn't work. 

haha. 

divinemsbee

@macylynn27 Those babies are adorbs. I may take you up on that. Depending on where TTC goes, we're probably about a year from another pup. How far ahead does one get on a waitlist for a breeder puppy?

duncs107

EllyD14 said:

lovelym13 said:

hampire said:

My FFFC is that I bought myself a Clone-A-Willy online and have been so ridiculously excited to use it that I've been diligently tracking it's progress online and I know it's going to reach my mailbox today. Yay new sex toy.

I want one of these but dh thinks it's weird. I tried to talk him into it the last time he left the country for a few months.

I must be weird.

I have no interest in ever having H cloning his willy. I can have his D whenever....so I like getting different toys in different girths and lengths for a new feel. Plus, H can't vibrate. I made him try, and it didn't work. 

haha. 

That really happened. In the middle of sex I asked him if he could try and shake it or make it vibrate since he can move all about anyways...he just laughed at me and said no and kept on truckin'. I'm infamous for saying random, awkward things during sex. He loves it. 

Twinkie0612

GhostMonkey said:

Twinkie0612 said:

Confession: I am judgemental. 

Right now I am judging my coworker and have pretty much decided that she may be the most selfish person I have ever met.  She got a call from her daycare that her 4 month old is running a fever, but they aren't requiring her to pick him up.  She just called her mom and asked her to pick up her kids from daycare this evening so that her and her husband can go furniture shopping.  She then tells her mom to go buy infant tylenol and to call the pediatrician's office to find out the dosage and how high the fever needs to be to require a trip to the doctor.  I have no idea why she isn't doing this herself.  I can't imagine expecting someone else to call my child's pediatrician for me.  I can also not imagine expecting someone else to babysit my sick kid so that I can go furniture shopping.

If they aren't sick enough to be sent home, they can go to a sitter. And furniture shopping with kids blows ass.

I judge her for not knowing the child's current correct dosage.

ETA: And because there is zero reason to give Tylenol unless the child is in pain.

They are not actually shopping, they have everything picked out. They are just ordering the furniture, which to me sounds like it could be done by one person. I think I judge her more because she expects her mom to be her 24 hour on call babysitter and gets mad if her mom won't drop everything to do it. She told me how ridiculous it was that her mom wouldn't come over and help her in the afternoon while she was on ML when the baby was fussy. Her mom only wanted to come over in the evenings when the baby was in a good mood. I'm sure dealing with a screaming baby is frustrating, but there is no law that says your mom has to come and help. She also has refused to take time off of work to take her kid to the doctor. She told me once that she thought her older son was getting an ear infection, but she couldn't take him to the doctor because she was too busy at work (we work on the same projects, while yes we were busy, we were no means too busy that she couldn't take an afternoon off to take her kid to the doctor). So she decided if it got bad she would just take him to the ER that night and just come to work with no sleep.

TattedLoisLane

I rarely wear panties, really only if my outfit requires them.

ETA: The word "panties" makes me feel 6 years old.

duncs107

DarcyHermione said:

I hate wearing clothes. The joy of my day is when I get to come home and take off my pants. This will have to change when we have kids.

The first thing I do when I get home every day is take my pants off.

Ineedmorecoffee

If I am home and not going anywhere, I stay in my pajamas. I will take a shower and put on a new pair of pajamas.

I know a lot of people who get dressed everyday no matter what. I can't do it.

oneblessedmess

lovelym13 said:

hampire said:

My FFFC is that I bought myself a Clone-A-Willy online and have been so ridiculously excited to use it that I've been diligently tracking it's progress online and I know it's going to reach my mailbox today. Yay new sex toy.

I want one of these but dh thinks it's weird. I tried to talk him into it the last time he left the country for a few months.

I must be weird.

I have no interest in ever having H cloning his willy. I can have his D whenever....so I like getting different toys in different girths and lengths for a new feel. Plus, H can't vibrate. I made him try, and it didn't work. 

Haha, it definitely depends on the person. TMI ahead - I can't climax without some type of toy or external stimulation. For a while DH said that he felt "inadequate" because he couldn't get me off on his own, even though I told him that it's pretty common for women to not be able to orgasm with penetration alone. Then one day, I jokingly asked if he would feel better if I was using an exact replica of his manhood to get off, and he was quiet for a minute and then he goes "Actually, yeah, it might." Guess it just makes his ego feel better!

In any case, we figured that cloning his willy would be at the very least an entertaining experience, even if we don't end up using it that much afterwards! I'm really more excited for the molding part than anything, haha.

catmagick

lovelym13 said:

DarcyHermione said:

I hate wearing clothes. The joy of my day is when I get to come home and take off my pants. This will have to change when we have kids.

The first thing I do when I get home every day is take my pants off.

This. Me too. My FFFC's are multiple today:

1. I am a total "love it" whore

2. I am now having mysterious problems with my stomach, coming to me right at the tail end of my mysterious pelvic pain fiasco of this past year. I feel like everyone around me will think I am lying if I tell them about it because it's so crazy that I would have this so soon after getting over the other health issues I had.

3. Today is cycle day 1 and I feel like throwing a little hissy fit because I feel like crap in so many ways, but with my stomach being what it is I can't even drown my sorrows.

4. I got offered a job today and I am not as psyched as I wish I were.

duncs107

fail

oneblessedmess

lovelym13 said:

I hate wearing clothes. The joy of my day is when I get to come home and take off my pants. This will have to change when we have kids.

The first thing I do when I get home every day is take my pants off.

Yup. It's rare that my pants actually make it to the bedroom with me.

sister13

lovelym13 said:

I hate wearing clothes. The joy of my day is when I get to come home and take off my pants. This will have to change when we have kids.

The first thing I do when I get home every day is take my pants off.

Agreed.  Best part of the day!

littleboyermoose

TattedLoisLane said:

Confession number 2: We have a purebred Great Dane we plan on breeding. I didnt realize it was a "big issue" but aparently it is. I posted on fb about finding a male, and got ripped apart by a few "friends" for being a puppy mill and iresponible. Um no. We are talking one litter from a dog I treat like a child, that does not make me a puppy mill.

We have two pure bred Great Danes. I'm not, and never will be a breeder, and sometimes I feel guilty about not getting a rescue, but l love them and wouldn't trade then for anything. And I will get another Dane from a breeder in the future, I'm sure.

BlackBooks

I ordered pizza for dinner. From the Lou Malnatti's knock-off two blocks away. I had it delivered.

TattedLoisLane

@littleboyermoose This is my first non rescue dog, and first Dane, and I love having a gentle giant! We plan on keeping one of her pups, and then one of their pups, ect, ect. I'm sure one or two more rescues will eventually work themselves into my life someday as well. Great Danes are so much fun.

ETA: spelling is hard