~~FFFC~~

duncs107

Let it out honies!!!

PSA: FFFC may not always be Flame Free. Be aware of this prior to posting. Thanks, and have a great day. 

duncs107

I have two.  

1 I put my make-up on at work every day because I hate waking up in the morning to do anything other than brushing my teeth, putting clothes on, and leaving. I even brush and do my hair in the car on the way to work. 

2) I cried last night because it hit me that 9 months TTC will be Sunday and I've yet to have a period on my own. Well, after our loss in February I had three days of "spotting" but I'm not really counting that. The two "cycles" I've had were "medicated" with 10 days of Provera prior to the start of each. I'll go 45 days without another one, take it again, and then after that I don't know what......

We're both working really hard on our weight loss, but it's just not working out for me. I'm getting discouraged, and starting to feel panic set in. 

sister13

Ok, I'll go.  When I am bored and nothing is happening on the TB, I go to @GhostMonkey's profile and stalk her abuse threads. Highly entertaining and takes the effort out of having to sift through boring threads on other boards when looking for drama.

tealowl

FFFC - Sometimes I eat so little during the day, that I wake up in the middle of the night and eat something because I'm so hungry. I ate a piece of pizza at 2AM.

Tamma254

Some of our newer posters remind me of BSC posters in the  past. I can't remember the names of the newer posters, but the past posters were gamergirl and that girl who wished someone would get hit by a bus because of a DD. I completely suck at remembering names.

duncs107

@tamma254 said:

Some of our newer posters remind me of BSC posters in the  past. I can't remember the names of the newer posters, but the past posters were gamergirl and that girl who wished someone would get hit by a bus because of a DD. I completely suck at remembering names.

Who? Please share with the class so I can go Bump stalk!! lol

JessElam

When I see posts titled "Does this look like a line?", or "Does this mean I'm pregnant?" from DB's, a feel a bit conflicted because part of me gets excited at the thrashing they get for being stupid but then part of me feels bad for them for just being stupid.  

sister13

macylynn27 said:

2) I cried last night because it hit me that 9 months TTC will be Sunday and I've yet to have a period on my own. Well, after our loss in February I had three days of "spotting" but I'm not really counting that. The two "cycles" I've had were "medicated" with 10 days of Provera prior to the start of each. I'll go 45 days without another one, take it again, and then after that I don't know what......

We're both working really hard on our weight loss, but it's just not working out for me. I'm getting discouraged, and starting to feel panic set in. 

*hugs*

I'm sorry, you are not alone!  My O date has been all over the place and due to travel, we will probably miss this FW again. So discouraging.  And to add to it, unless my O is VERY late, I will probably have my period when we go on vacation in two weeks.

AllyTales

I'm bumping and I'm not fully dressed, but you probably didn't want to know that.

I'm also realizing I'm terrible at cleaning.  My house is CLEAN, but lived in.  Cluttered, maybe? I just looked around and I have 7 stacks of mail and papers I should probably take care of.  I need a better organizing system or something?

duncs107

AllyTales said:

I'm bumping and I'm not fully dressed, but you probably didn't want to know that.

I'm also realizing I'm terrible at cleaning.  My house is CLEAN, but lived in.  Cluttered, maybe? I just looked around and I have 7 stacks of mail and papers I should probably take care of.  I need a better organizing system or something?

What if I did want to know that........rrrawwrrrr!!!

pearlsandcurls84

thekikimonster said:

I have a can of Fabreeze air freshener about an inch from my hand so I can freely fart at my desk all day.

Everyone in my office just glared at me since this made me laugh out loud... Real loud... At my desk. Whoops.

AllyTales

lovelym13 said:

AllyTales said:

I'm bumping and I'm not fully dressed, but you probably didn't want to know that.

I'm also realizing I'm terrible at cleaning.  My house is CLEAN, but lived in.  Cluttered, maybe? I just looked around and I have 7 stacks of mail and papers I should probably take care of.  I need a better organizing system or something?

What if I did want to know that........rrrawwrrrr!!!

I'm lazy today. I kinda rolled out of bed, grabbed my laptop, got back in bed..  clothes are over rated.

tealowl

FFFC - When I was single, I used to send boob pics to my guy friends for their birthdays.

MeggoWaffles

There's a girl in my office who grew up with daddy's money, and was always super judgemental of other people. She loved pointing out cheap shoes, bags, cars, or making fun of people for not vacationing in ibiza or the Maldives. She recently got cut off, and is finally getting a taste of really working for her money.

Someone asked where she was going for vacation for the holidays, and she got all upset and snapped "nowhere, ok?"

I don't feel bad for her...

Marcilene1

lovelym13 said:

I have two.  

1 I put my make-up on at work every day because I hate waking up in the morning to do anything other than brushing my teeth, putting clothes on, and leaving. I even brush and do my hair in the car on the way to work. 

2) I cried last night because it hit me that 9 months TTC will be Sunday and I've yet to have a period on my own. Well, after our loss in February I had three days of "spotting" but I'm not really counting that. The two "cycles" I've had were "medicated" with 10 days of Provera prior to the start of each. I'll go 45 days without another one, take it again, and then after that I don't know what......

We're both working really hard on our weight loss, but it's just not working out for me. I'm getting discouraged, and starting to feel panic set in. 

Sorry lady   (((hugs)))

Marcilene1

slappalicious said:

I was slightly shocked at finally finding out who the Avengers were yesterday.  It made me love them that much more, though.  I hope they still post on here when needed.  In fact, I kinda miss seeing them around.

I guess I missed this?  Who are they?

beckynsean11

macylynn27 said:

slappalicious said:

I was slightly shocked at finally finding out who the Avengers were yesterday.  It made me love them that much more, though.  I hope they still post on here when needed.  In fact, I kinda miss seeing them around.

I missed this! 

What?!?! When did this happen? Chat?

duncs107

beckynsean11 said:

slappalicious said:

I was slightly shocked at finally finding out who the Avengers were yesterday.  It made me love them that much more, though.  I hope they still post on here when needed.  In fact, I kinda miss seeing them around.

I missed this! 

What?!?! When did this happen? Chat?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12057604/prayers-for-clecyclist#latest

page 5 I believe. 

Marcilene1

I finally found a bbt at a cvs by my house yesterday and I was so excited to use it this morning that I kept waking up throughout the night like it was Christmas Eve or something and as a result I did not get 3 straight hours of sleep   I am a TTC dork.

Valie18

I don't shave my thighs because I don't like when the hair starts to grow back in and is prickly and I don't care enough to keep up with other hair removal options. I helped out a friend doing a study and she shaved a patch of hair from the front of each thigh so she could record EMG from my quads.

My thighs have bald spots.

MeggoWaffles

Marcilene1 said:

I finally found a bbt at a cvs by my house yesterday and I was so excited to use it this morning that I kept waking up throughout the night like it was Christmas Eve or something and as a result I did not get 3 straight hours of sleep   I am a TTC dork.

Hahaha...love this. I'm the same way. I start using opks today, and my DH made so much fun of me for being excited to pee on something.
Edit: mobile bump makes me fail at words.

Twinkie0612

thekikimonster said:

I have a can of Fabreeze air freshener about an inch from my hand so I can freely fart at my desk all day.

Gas is one of my least favorite side effects from fertility treatments.  I've gotten to the point that I don't care about farting at work.  I try not to fart at work, but sometimes they slip out and I no longer feel bad about it. 

[Deleted User]

I often think of what the worst possible outcome could be for different situations. I think it is one of those "hope for the best, but expect the worst" type of things. DH says I take that saying too literally. lol

I come up with some pretty stupid stuff sometimes. I should write a book while I still have a good imagination

bumpuser8967176

I don't particularly care for babies.

There, I said it. Yes, I love the babies that I know IRL and get excited to spend time with them (b/c they're awesome), but when I see babies out in public or hear about other people's babies, I don't get all warm and fuzzy. I just think "It's a baby. NBD." Apparently, many people are offended by this. One lady at work said "I don't trust people who don't like babies." We don't really talk anymore. Oops!

TeeJ526

sister13 said:

Ok, I'll go.  When I am bored and nothing is happening on the TB, I go to @GhostMonkey's profile and stalk her abuse threads. Highly entertaining and takes the effort out of having to sift through boring threads on other boards when looking for drama.

@sister13 Can I join you in that FFFC? If I see a post and GM was the last to respond, that's the first one I click on.

mmb248

slappalicious said:

I was slightly shocked at finally finding out who the Avengers were yesterday.  It made me love them that much more, though.  I hope they still post on here when needed.  In fact, I kinda miss seeing them around.

WHAT???? I completely missed this!!!

ETA:  Posted before I read further down, thanks for the link!

[Deleted User]

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Marcilene1

BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

I don't particularly care for babies. There, I said it. Yes, I love the babies that I know IRL and get excited to spend time with them (b/c they're awesome), but when I see babies out in public or hear about other people's babies, I don't get all warm and fuzzy. I just think "It's a baby. NBD." Apparently, many people are offended by this. One lady at work said "I don't trust people who don't like babies." We don't really talk anymore. Oops!

@BurritosAtEveryMeal

I don't really like babies either.  I love my own children to death, but I am so glad they are not young babies anymore.  Honestly, even though babies are a lot of work, they're kinda boring   Now that my daughter is 2 she's talking up a storm, imagining, playing, etc.  When she was a baby I was exhausted and bored all the time.  At least now I can be exhausted and somewhat entertained

beckynsean11

If I open a thread & see a wall of text with no paragraphs, I almost never make the effort to read it. It hurts my eyes.

yurmom

I have no office, I travel for my job. The best part of my day is when I can find a private bathroom to Bump/Facepoop for 5 or 20 minutes.

mmb248

FFFC:  In addition to posting before reading the whole thread, I've been really dumb several times in the last 24 hours.

1. Yesterday, I looked all over the place for my stapler, couldn't find it and went to the admin asst's desk to use hers.  When I got there, I had to put down the stapler IN MY HAND to pick up hers.

2. Last night DH and I were watching the game on tv and I noted that it was lightning and raining on tv at almost the exact same time as it was at our house.  DH looked at me like I was an idiot and I said, "What? Don't you think that's freaky???"  After about 5 minutes of being confused and him questioning my ability to think, he pointed out to me that we were watching a game being played less than 10 minutes from our house.  So, yeah. OF COURSE the rain happened at the same time.

3. I just left my desk to make copies of some payroll paperwork.  I walked into the bathroom, got confused about why I was there, saw the paperwork in my hand and remembered that I was supposed to go to the copy room, not the bathroom.

PS - Now I have to pee.

Siamese253

I almost never open threads with titles that say "loss mentioned", I know I should offer support but I hate hate hate(!!) reading about miscarriage. It makes me all teary eyed and upset, and since I read these boards at work (working hard or hardly working, am I right?) I don't want people asking me what's wrong.

duncs107

@byegurlbye

I so jelly. My sissy lives in San Diego. I never get to see her, and we have opposite schedules so we can hardly call or skype. Text messages and snap chats it is. sads.

missyishere

I've been lurking on you ladies, and it makes me feel guilty.  You all have a tight group, and I am not TTGP.  ::slinks back away::

karmajupiter

Let me start by saying it's just one of those I hate people mornings.  My mood is foul today and I don't even want to be my own friend.  So I was browsing on facebook and pretty much after every post I read I made a negative, I give no fucks comment to myself.  For example - "oh, your neighbor's lawnmower just woke you up at 11:15 am and you felt the need to bitch about it on fb, go eff yourself".  Or, "You are going to the county fair tonight?  Isn't that just effin special, thanks for sharing." "Poor you thinking burning your tongue on a piece of pizza is the worst feeling in the world, try having 3 consecutive miscarriages and let's talk about how a burnt tongue compares in the ranking of the worst feelings in the world, ok fucknuts?!?" 
Thank you FFFC, I needed to share that without feeling like an awful person with terrible thoughts about people and their woes.

beckynsean11

mmb248 said:

FFFC:  In addition to posting before reading the whole thread, I've been really dumb several times in the last 24 hours.

1. Yesterday, I looked all over the place for my stapler, couldn't find it and went to the admin asst's desk to use hers.  When I got there, I had to put down the stapler IN MY HAND to pick up hers.

2. Last night DH and I were watching the game on tv and I noted that it was lightning and raining on tv at almost the exact same time as it was at our house.  DH looked at me like I was an idiot and I said, "What? Don't you think that's freaky???"  After about 5 minutes of being confused and him questioning my ability to think, he pointed out to me that we were watching a game being played less than 10 minutes from our house.  So, yeah. OF COURSE the rain happened at the same time.

3. I just left my desk to make copies of some payroll paperwork.  I walked into the bathroom, got confused about why I was there, saw the paperwork in my hand and remembered that I was supposed to go to the copy room, not the bathroom.

PS - Now I have to pee.

LOLz! You need to start liking coffee ASAP

duncs107

mmb248 said:

FFFC:  In addition to posting before reading the whole thread, I've been really dumb several times in the last 24 hours.

1. Yesterday, I looked all over the place for my stapler, couldn't find it and went to the admin asst's desk to use hers.  When I got there, I had to put down the stapler IN MY HAND to pick up hers.

2. Last night DH and I were watching the game on tv and I noted that it was lightning and raining on tv at almost the exact same time as it was at our house.  DH looked at me like I was an idiot and I said, "What? Don't you think that's freaky???"  After about 5 minutes of being confused and him questioning my ability to think, he pointed out to me that we were watching a game being played less than 10 minutes from our house.  So, yeah. OF COURSE the rain happened at the same time.

3. I just left my desk to make copies of some payroll paperwork.  I walked into the bathroom, got confused about why I was there, saw the paperwork in my hand and remembered that I was supposed to go to the copy room, not the bathroom.

PS - Now I have to pee.

can't stop laughing

duncs107

karmajupiter said:

Let me start by saying it's just one of those I hate people mornings.  My mood is foul today and I don't even want to be my own friend.  So I was browsing on facebook and pretty much after every post I read I made a negative, I give no fucks comment to myself.  For example - "oh, your neighbor's lawnmower just woke you up at 11:15 am and you felt the need to bitch about it on fb, go eff yourself".  Or, "You are going to the county fair tonight?  Isn't that just effin special, thanks for sharing." "Poor you thinking burning your tongue on a piece of pizza is the worst feeling in the world, try having 3 consecutive miscarriages and let's talk about how a burnt tongue compares in the ranking of the worst feelings in the world, ok fucknuts?!?" 
Thank you FFFC, I needed to share that without feeling like an awful person with terrible thoughts about people and their woes.

Sorry about your losses.

Maybe take a break from the interwebz today. 

I burnt my tongue on a piece of steamed broccoli last night and it left a bump, that shit hurts. 

missyishere

I don't do intros either, goddammit. 

beckynsean11

lovelym13 said:

karmajupiter said:

Let me start by saying it's just one of those I hate people mornings.  My mood is foul today and I don't even want to be my own friend.  So I was browsing on facebook and pretty much after every post I read I made a negative, I give no fucks comment to myself.  For example - "oh, your neighbor's lawnmower just woke you up at 11:15 am and you felt the need to bitch about it on fb, go eff yourself".  Or, "You are going to the county fair tonight?  Isn't that just effin special, thanks for sharing." "Poor you thinking burning your tongue on a piece of pizza is the worst feeling in the world, try having 3 consecutive miscarriages and let's talk about how a burnt tongue compares in the ranking of the worst feelings in the world, ok fucknuts?!?" 
Thank you FFFC, I needed to share that without feeling like an awful person with terrible thoughts about people and their woes.

Sorry about your losses.

Maybe take a break from the interwebz today. 

I burnt my tongue on a piece of steamed broccoli last night and it left a bump, that shit hurts. 

@karmajupiter I'm so sorry for your losses. I've started removing people like that from my newsfeed. It's too much to deal with some days. Hugs!

SCSmith2011

missyishere said:

I don't do intros either, goddammit. 

I never intro'd on TTGP. You're good!