Hi everyone. I would SO appreciate any insight right now
And promise to update so that other women in this weird position can benefit...
Last period started July 1, ovulated July 18/19 (used ov tests to figure it out).
TINY
bit of spotting July 25/26. Then thought I started AF July 28...but
it's um, barely there. I can't even call it spotting and it is dark
brown. No cramps which I usually have as indicators of AF. Nothing like this has ever
happened to me. Been going on 5 days now, but like I said barely
anything coming out at all.
August 1, tested this morning. NEG (although it wasn't a really sensitive test). My cycle is on average 34 days & a bit irregular. Can veer on the longer side. So at this point I'm about 14DPO. If I were pregnant, wouldn't I be testing positive by now?
I would like to enjoy a nice drink but am afraid with all this weirdness. Whatever this is is not my period OR my period is playing a very cruel joke in me this month!! Anyone had this before? Could it be implantation bleeding?
Thanks so much, seriously. I'm not in a location where I can go to the doctor. 

Re: Implanation Bleeding or barely-there period? Still testing BFN 14DPO, probably not preg right?
BFP 4/17/13, MC began 5/2/13 @ 6 weeks
My FF Chart
Team Purple!!!!
Yes. This is a new OP.
OP, negative test equals not pregnant. Test once a week until CD 60 and then see a doctor if you dont get AF before then.
Me: 32 DH: 31.
B/W: good. SA: good.
November 2012: Paratubal cyst found during U/S.
January 10, 2013: Lap removed paratubal cyst and Stage 2 Endometriosis.
3 cycles of Femara + TI = BFNs
June 2013: Femara 2.5 mg, Gonal F Injects 37.5 IU, Menopur, trigger + IUI = BFN
July 2013: Femara 2.5 mg, Gonal F Injects 75 IU, Menopur, trigger + IUI = BFP!!!!
Beta 1 @ 11 DPIUI = 76. Progesterone = 27.3
BFP 8/16/2013 // EDD 4/28/2014
Jordan Samuel born April 19, 2014. 6 lb, 12 oz and 18 inches long.
CLICK ME!!!11!!1111!!
I guess I am confused then. I was using Clearblue advanced digital tests and we tried the days before and after the period that the tests indicated high and peak fertility. I guess I still could have ovulated 2 days after that then?
I doubt I am pregnant too, I am just having the weirdest AF of my life right as I've started to get serious about trying...sigh.
I say keep monitoring and wait a day or two and test again. GL!!!
For me it was also unusual, but I guess our bodies like to play tricks on us sometimes.
So the spotting has actually just stopped today. I mean this has got to be some kind of cruel joke? AF can go &#*$# herself. I mean just come on and let's get it over with!! I guess maybe I have stressed myself out with all of this and that's why it's is doing really bizarre things it has never done before...
Good luck everyone!!