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So remember in that Harry fanfic

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Re: So remember in that Harry fanfic

  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
    I'm trying to figure out the logistics of a clit slap.  How does that happen, exactly.  Who thinks, "I would get off so much easier if someone slapped my clit."  

    Did the clit do something offensive?  If you slap someone's clit with a gauntlet, does that mean shit's about to get real and to gather your armies?

    So many questions.  

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    I'm concerned with the fanfic writers if this is a thing. 

    It sounds too much like the poker scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin. 

    "Her boobs felt like....sandbags."

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    Unless you're in a porno.  And that's only because they're paying you.  

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  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
    HOLD UP. 

    I've read something like that before.  The Beauty series by Anne Rice under a pseudonym.  

    Except they used candle wax to prevent the orgasm because the main character orgasmed immedately upon having her clit slapped.  

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    I've seen it in porn. Often girl on girl. Seems odd.
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    Back in the day when I worked at the movie theater, I worked with a whole bunch of mormons.

    This one girl, who was super sweet, decided she was going to rebel against the teachings and started messing around with her boyfriend. 

    One day her boyfriend came in and he was kind of walking like he'd been riding a horse.  All wide legged and stuff.  They talked for a minute and then he left. 

    She had turned beet red during the conversation and immediately came over to us to talk. 

    She'd given him a hand job the night before and her ministrations were so...vigorous...that she'd chafed the shaft to hell.  He had to go to the urgent care because it hurt so much. 

    I felt bad for the dude but I was still laffin.  

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