@hcorcoran Your siggy makes me hangry every time I see it. I have had maki from time to time during this pregnancy, but I'm ready to hulk smash some nigiri.
Sorry @pandadair! I cannot wait to consume my body weight in nigiri once LO comes. I probably shouldn't do that the same night I consume my Pinot Noir. That would make for a bad hangover!
Shorty and I were dancing around to my pandora station having a grand time. Then Disco Stick by Lady Gaga came on. My confession is: I didn't switch the song. Shorty was dancing and laughing so cute to it, I didn't want to change it. Terrible song for a toddler to dance to, but she was having fun...
My confession: when I get up to pee in the morning, I usually fart as well. However today I sharted and I laughed at myself. I was sitting on the toilet when this happened so no mess in the underwear which is good. And good thing my husband was upstairs so he didn't hear me laughing.
THIS. every time. It's a freaking circus act trying to hold it in if there is someone on the office bathroom...and I'll admit here that one may have slipped out this week.
Today I am doing my best impersonation of a sloth. Seriously, I showered, made breakfast, and have been sitting on the couch ever since. DS has been doing an awesome job of playing independently, I read a couple books to him, and now he is watching TV. I blame my behavior on the following: 1. My SI joint is still killing me. Walking sucks. 2. I am sooo tired. 3. I am also just plain lazy.
There is still so much on my to-do list, but right now I just don't care.
It seriously annoys me when DH states things he'd like for me to accomplish in a day like this:
Do you think you could....
No. No I cannot.
Today was: do you think you could do the rest of the dishes for me today? And not like 5 minutes before I get home like you usually do?
Dood. If they get done, what fucking difference does it make whether its at 10am or 8:10pm right before you get home?!
I've also purposefully been ignoring the large basket of clean baby clothes that I need to fold and put away. I nearly ugly cried the other day when sorting through the clothes from DD1 to get stuff washed and ready. I'd rather not face those adorable, tiny little outfits again until I'm really forced to.
I used to be Monica Gellar. My house was spotless. Now I couldn't give a single fuck. You know where I find my clean laundry now? In the hamper where they sit for days because I'm too lazy to fold and put them away. DH tries to help, but shit just doesn't get done like it used to. Oh well.
Also, for those of you wondering I am still battling my addiction with soda. I need help.
I could be helping my hubby clean, but I just don't feel like it and he's not complaining about it. I was going to get up and clean the windows at least, but he got to them before me. Guess I'll just stay on the couch and watch all the episodes of Bar Rescue we have on DVR.
I guess my FFFC could be that I used to work at the Piratz Tavern, featured in one of the episodes of that show.
I used to work as a cashier and we weren't allowed to turn away people with more than 10 items in those lanes. I usually just had to let the customers argue it out, because there was nothing I could say without getting in trouble!
I was a cashier too and we were allowed to turn people away that had a whole cart full, unless we were dead and no one got in line behind them.
i worked at Whole Foods, where we had to basically kiss the customer's ass and do whatever they wanted. It was frustrating at times!
I used to be Monica Gellar. My house was spotless. Now I couldn't give a single fuck. You know where I find my clean laundry now? In the hamper where they sit for days because I'm too lazy to fold and put them away. DH tries to help, but shit just doesn't get done like it used to. Oh well.
Also, for those of you wondering I am still battling my addiction with soda. I need help.
You keep your clean clothes in the hamper like some kind of heathen? Don't you know you're supposed to leave them all in the dryer, so you can turn it on for 5 mins before you need to grab something and it comes out all warm and wrinkle-free?
I could be helping my hubby clean, but I just don't feel like it and he's not complaining about it. I was going to get up and clean the windows at least, but he got to them before me. Guess I'll just stay on the couch and watch all the episodes of Bar Rescue we have on DVR.
I guess my FFFC could be that I used to work at the Piratz Tavern, featured in one of the episodes of that show.
Really? Were things as crazy there as they made them out to be on the show?
BFP #1 - 1/23/13. HB of 157 @ 12 weeks. U/S 3/8/13 . Natural MC @ 13 weeks 3/11/13. BFP #2 - 9/19/13. EDD 5/21/14. Baby girl born 5/25/14.
I fully intend to eat medium rare steak tonight at dinner. Mil is taking me out to see a performance of Handel's Messiah, and taking me to a Japanese steakhouse for dinner. And I'm gonna go with it. And I have no shame.
I could be helping my hubby clean, but I just don't feel like it and he's not complaining about it. I was going to get up and clean the windows at least, but he got to them before me. Guess I'll just stay on the couch and watch all the episodes of Bar Rescue we have on DVR.
I guess my FFFC could be that I used to work at the Piratz Tavern, featured in one of the episodes of that show.
Really? Were things as crazy there as they made them out to be on the show?
Yes and no? The owner had no restaurant experience when she opened the business, and it ruined her financially. She's made some terrible decisions, but the place is still open 8 years later, and it's doing better each year. I hear the employees even get paychecks now...
That said, what the guy did on the show was a total crock. His assessment of the area was a blatant lie. He labeled a church and a parking garage as businesses, and claimed it was a corporate area. The two largest employees in walking distance are the Discovery Channel and NOAA, neither of which have a terribly corporate atmosphere. Also, who wants to go to an office-themed bar to wind down from a day at the office? Several of the devices he installed in the renovation were illegal in Montgomery County and would have gotten the restaurant fined and shut down if they'd kept them. Overall, the episode seemed to be a colossal waste of money and time by both parties, which is unfortunate. The place could have used some legitimate help and become amazing.
The menu and food there are fantastic. The service is....highly variable. If you find yourself in the area, check it out. The Piri Piri Chicken appetizer is so addictively good that I think one of the ingredients must be crack. And the steak on a stone is one of my favorite ways to eat a filet I have ever experienced.
I used to be Monica Gellar. My house was spotless. Now I couldn't give a single fuck. You know where I find my clean laundry now? In the hamper where they sit for days because I'm too lazy to fold and put them away. DH tries to help, but shit just doesn't get done like it used to. Oh well.
Also, for those of you wondering I am still battling my addiction with soda. I need help.
You keep your clean clothes in the hamper like some kind of heathen? Don't you know you're supposed to leave them all in the dryer, so you can turn it on for 5 mins before you need to grab something and it comes out all warm and wrinkle-free?
Hahahahahahahahhaa!!! Waddle my ass all the way downstairs to the dryer?! Girl.. You must be playin. That sounds like exercise to me and ain't nobody got time for that!
DS is in the living room and heard me rummaging around the kitchen and opening a plastic wrapper (a Little Debbie cupcake). He asked what I was eating. I told him baby carrots because I didn't want to share.
One week into my mat leave and I have done f-all. I havent had afternoon naps since university - I forgot how freaking amazing they are! I have all these big plans and projects for around the house to get done before LO gets here... and I am seriously questioning if they will get done at all. I did put stickers up on the nursery walls, so that counts as being productive right?
I have no desire whatsoever to go into spontaneous labor. Please doc give me an induction date! I don't need the element of surprise. Let me put it on my schedule!
I have no desire whatsoever to go into spontaneous labor. Please doc give me an induction date! I don't need the element of surprise. Let me put it on my schedule!
This is why I was secretly relieved to end up having a c-section the first time. It makes the second time so nice and orderly.
DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in
I have another one!! I didn't use baby detergent! I just used the regular ride pods DH and I use all the time.
With DS, I used the thing of direct I got at my shower but that was it. If your kid has a reaction then you'd have to wash more than just their clothes (they are against you a bunch too) in the special detergent but nobody thinks to wash their own clothes in the super special unicorn farts baby detergent.
Congrats to my GP Sister from another mister Bruinsbabe!!
Lame-o confession: I don't know what it means to be Monica Gellar (aside from it probably has something to do with being very clean) and I am not curious enough to google. Laziness for the win!
I ate my sons doughnut yesterday and when he got back from the park and Daddy told me he wasn't a good boy I told him the Easter Bunny came by and took his doughnut because he was a naughty at the park. I felt super bad about it but he has been so well behaved since then the guilt is slowly fading.
I'm irrationally annoyed that someone didn't follow the Birth Announcement thread rules and commented. I considered starting a movement to have it deleted but I realized I was likely the only one who cared even a little. Much less THAT much.
I'm irrationally annoyed that someone didn't follow the Birth Announcement thread rules and commented. I considered starting a movement to have it deleted but I realized I was likely the only one who cared even a little. Much less THAT much.
I'm glad we're all a bunch of cunty cuntebago cuntbag cuntacanoe cuntasaurus cunt-tacular cunt bitches. It makes these last few days of pregnancy so much more enjoyable. I love you cunts!!
I'm not a kid person or one of those extremely motherly types. I love my own and tolerate my loved ones' kids for the most part, but I'd rather not be around other people's children. I have no desire or instinct to take care of other people's kids either. I've never liked babysitting, I don't hold or coo over other people's babies, and I'm not the mom who runs over to mediate playground fights or pick up someone else's child after a tumble. I'm not mean or negligent and I will help if I'm needed, but I don't go out of my way to be motherly to anybody else's kids but mine.
I was doing work in the office one day at the end of last semester and one of my colleagues brought his baby in. Since I'm one of only a few females in the entire department, I felt like he expected me to come over and be all baby crazy, but I was just thinking that the time spent cooing over his baby was taking away from my work time. (Also, I was pregnant then, but I hadn't told anyone.)
Ditto to both of these comments! I hate when people expect me to be all goo goo gaa gaa over their babies.
I'm irrationally annoyed that someone didn't follow the Birth Announcement thread rules and commented. I considered starting a movement to have it deleted but I realized I was likely the only one who cared even a little. Much less THAT much.
I wanted to so bad as well. Like really?!??
Me three, holy cow. I wanted to say something but that would be a comment instead of an announcement in the baby announcement thread. (There was one rule, people!)
Re: FFFC
Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014
Baby #2 due 4/26/16!
1. My SI joint is still killing me. Walking sucks.
2. I am sooo tired.
3. I am also just plain lazy.
There is still so much on my to-do list, but right now I just don't care.
Do you think you could....
No. No I cannot.
Today was: do you think you could do the rest of the dishes for me today? And not like 5 minutes before I get home like you usually do?
Dood. If they get done, what fucking difference does it make whether its at 10am or 8:10pm right before you get home?!
I've also purposefully been ignoring the large basket of clean baby clothes that I need to fold and put away. I nearly ugly cried the other day when sorting through the clothes from DD1 to get stuff washed and ready. I'd rather not face those adorable, tiny little outfits again until I'm really forced to.
Also, for those of you wondering I am still battling my addiction with soda. I need help.
=P~
DS1 - 7/2011, DD 12/2012, DS2 - 4/2014, MMC - 12/2015
BFP #2 - 9/19/13. EDD 5/21/14. Baby girl born 5/25/14.
Yes and no? The owner had no restaurant experience when she opened the business, and it ruined her financially. She's made some terrible decisions, but the place is still open 8 years later, and it's doing better each year. I hear the employees even get paychecks now...
That said, what the guy did on the show was a total crock. His assessment of the area was a blatant lie. He labeled a church and a parking garage as businesses, and claimed it was a corporate area. The two largest employees in walking distance are the Discovery Channel and NOAA, neither of which have a terribly corporate atmosphere. Also, who wants to go to an office-themed bar to wind down from a day at the office? Several of the devices he installed in the renovation were illegal in Montgomery County and would have gotten the restaurant fined and shut down if they'd kept them. Overall, the episode seemed to be a colossal waste of money and time by both parties, which is unfortunate. The place could have used some legitimate help and become amazing.
The menu and food there are fantastic. The service is....highly variable. If you find yourself in the area, check it out. The Piri Piri Chicken appetizer is so addictively good that I think one of the ingredients must be crack. And the steak on a stone is one of my favorite ways to eat a filet I have ever experienced.
DS1 - 7/2011, DD 12/2012, DS2 - 4/2014, MMC - 12/2015
Hahahahahahahahhaa!!! Waddle my ass all the way downstairs to the dryer?! Girl.. You must be playin. That sounds like exercise to me and ain't nobody got time for that!
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
BFP #1 - 3/23/13 // EDD - 11/27/13 // M/MC - 5/3/13 // D&C - 5/4/13
BFP #2 - 8/26/13 // EDD - 5/10/14 // Born 5/18/14
DS: 11/8/11 | 9 lb 7 oz, 22 in
DD: 5/22/14 | 9 lb 9 oz, 21.5 in
That One Gal From Alaska
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014
Baby #2 due 4/26/16!
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
That One Gal From Alaska