My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!
ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.
This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.
You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you.
Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler too
Sorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.
Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chair
Won't this be FUN?!
Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;
I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come!
Don't forget your house warming gifts :
Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
here's a literal translation:Stock the bar/housewarming party Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you. Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler tooSorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chairWon't this be FUN?!Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come! Don't forget your house warming gifts :Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after.
I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.
here's a literal translation:Stock the bar/housewarming party Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you. Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler tooSorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chairWon't this be FUN?!Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come! Don't forget your house warming gifts :Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after.
I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.
Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after.
I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.
Re: NSR but...I thought someone would enjoy it
hahaha that was my favourite part too. I don't understand people!
here's a literal translation:
Stock the bar/housewarming party
Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!
My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!
ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.
This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.
You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you.
Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler too
Sorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.
Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chair
Won't this be FUN?!
Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;
I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come!
Don't forget your house warming gifts :
Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
~Benjamin Franklin
DS dx with celiac disease 5/28/10
Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after.
I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.
I'm sorry, I'll be at an etiquette class ALL day.
Love it!!!