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NSR but...I thought someone would enjoy it

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Just got this awesome gem invite on Facebook...

Stock the bar/housewarming party

My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!

This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.

Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler too

Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chair

Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;

Don't forget your house warming gifts :

 

 

 

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  • ohlordyohlordy member
    Something tells me someone is going to be eating brisket alllllll alone! This is quite a gem. 
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  • a13049a13049 member
    Of course invited the entire friends list, my 15 up sister was like what is wrong with M. I just shook my head and said he never grew up

     

     

     

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  • Texasmomma13Texasmomma13 member
    I'm thinking He should have saved the pool, brisket and beer budget and bought a fridge instead.
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  • 74dragonfly74dragonfly member
    Klassy. I love how at the end they remind you not to forget the gift.




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    Klassy. I love how at the end they remind you not to forget the gift.

     

    hahaha that was my favourite part too. I don't understand people!  

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  • banda522banda522 member

    here's a literal translation:

    Stock the bar/housewarming party

    Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!

    My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!

    ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.

    This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.

    You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you.

    Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler too

    Sorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.

    Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chair

    Won't this be FUN?!

    Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;

    I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come!

    Don't forget your house warming gifts :

    Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

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  • EastCoastBrideEastCoastBride member
    Zip it!
    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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    Trashy!!
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  • a13049a13049 member
    imagebanda522:
    here's a literal translation:Stock the bar/housewarming party Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you. Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler tooSorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chairWon't this be FUN?!Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come! Don't forget your house warming gifts :Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!


    Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after.

    I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.

     

     

     

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  • twister22twister22 member

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    imagebanda522:
    here's a literal translation:Stock the bar/housewarming party Buy me things I could easily buy for myself!!My house! bring a Home Depot gift card or booze or something nice to help make my home a home!ME. ME. Me! it's all about me!! Also, I don't want to have to buy myself ANYTHING for MY house.This is an ALL day event. So swing by early in the AM for BnG. I'll be smoking a brisket all day that should be done around 5 or 6 p.m.You have no excuse to not show up. After all, I will be here ALL DAY. OH, and I'm nice enough to cook food for you. Bring sides and beverages i don't have a fridge so bring a cooler tooSorry, I meant to say I am only cooking the meat. You bring the chips and snacks and sides and drinks. And your portable fridge because you still haven't given me cash and Home Depot gift cards for my fridge.Ill also have the air up pool filled up so bring your swim suit and a lawn chairWon't this be FUN?!Come kick it all day. Otherwise ill be eating breakfast and brisket by myself. ;I'm pretending to be sad about being all my myself, but really I'll be upset if I have to buy my own home furnishings and fridge. You BETTER come! Don't forget your house warming gifts :Don't forget why I even invited you over: BUY ME STUFF AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
    Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after. I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.

    I'm sorry, I'll be at an etiquette class ALL day. ;) 

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  • banda522banda522 member
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    Ha ha I love it. Especially, the part about it being all day so you have no excuse not to come. People are declining, of course, with excuses and he keeps replying but it's all day so you can come before/after. I wish I had a witty response when I decline but may just have to stick with sorry I can't come I have my own house and child to provide for, I wasn't brilliant enough to throw a gift giving party so I wouldn't have to.

    I'm sorry, I'll be at an etiquette class ALL day. ;) 

    Love it!!!

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