We've got a guest asleep in our living room so I had ds in the bedroom with dh and I, quickly changing to go outside and let the guest sleep.
Ds goes "what's that, mommy? That's big and scrunchy. What is it?"
He was talking about my boobs. They're apparently big and scrunchy. Scrunchy doesn't seem like a word I want associated with my boobs. DH was crying with laughter at this point.
I was getting dressed once when DS came in. I was wearing a thong and he comes around to the back and says "ooooh mumma, too tight!" DH still laughs at that one.
Scruncy? Lol!
DD was sitting on her changing table while I was dressing her. She reached and honked both my boobs and said "whats that?" I said it was my bra. She touches her own chest and says "wheres my bra?"
This isnt about the body, but it is a funny toddler thing...when little brother was 3 or so, he told my dad "too bad you married mom, or else it would just be you and me." We still give him crap about that one.
When my friend's daughter was around 4 she told her preschool class that her daddy had a tail in the front after walking in on him in the shower. He made sure to lock the door after that.
My 2.5 year old hasn't said anything, but if I take shower with him in the room he stares at me like a lewd old man :shudder:. I have a new system of wearing my housecoat into the shower and taking it off when the shower curtains are closed. It weirds me
DD2 mostly just giggles and says "you nakey! I see your booty!" She does stare in bewilderment at my c-section scar-"that hurt?" Both girls are curious about DH and try to catch a glimpse of naked, but he locks the bathroom door to prevent this. One time
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Re: That's it. I'm done.
I don't
The thing that made me really stop changing in front of him was when he had just turned 4 I was getting ready for work and he was on my bed playing on
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DD was sitting on her changing table while I was dressing her. She reached and honked both my boobs and said "whats that?" I said it was my bra. She touches her own chest and says "wheres my bra?"
When my friend's daughter was around 4 she told her preschool class that her daddy had a tail in the front after walking in on him in the shower. He made sure to lock the door after that.
Trying to teach her we don't touch other people's bums. Fun times.
My kid announced to everyone at my baby shower that "These are mommy boob!" while wacking me on the chest.
If we're pressed for time DH or I will shower with her so we aren't doing a bath and shower. I'm waiting her her to start questioning his
Scrunchy? Hmm... I don't think I have ever heard DS say this word and I don't know how I would take it.
I try not to change in front of DS, because I just feel weird about it. I have come out from changing and he has said stuff like "