That's it. I'm done.

RondackHiker · April 2013

Done changing in front of DS that is.

We've got a guest asleep in our living room so I had ds in the bedroom with dh and I, quickly changing to go outside and let the guest sleep.

Ds goes "what's that, mommy? That's big and scrunchy. What is it?"

He was talking about my boobs. They're apparently big and scrunchy. Scrunchy doesn't seem like a word I want associated with my boobs. DH was crying with laughter at this point.

Please tell me your kids comment on your body!

olp920 · April 2013

Oh that's funny! Could he have meant your nipple? Like it was hard so it looked scrunchy?

RondackHiker · April 2013

olp920:
Oh that's funny! Could he have meant your nipple? Like it was hard so it looked scrunchy?

I don't

amykins1283 · April 2013

So far DS1 hasn't said anything about my body but yesterday I was pumping and he was just hardcore staring at my nipples. It was awkward.

RondackHiker · April 2013

mbenit4:
I said this before in a thread about being naked in front of your kids. Someone was like, when to stop, I was like when th

TheBub · April 2013

DS is 4.5. He talks about my body CONSTANTLY! He is always hitting my belly and my boobs.

The thing that made me really stop changing in front of him was when he had just turned 4 I was getting ready for work and he was on my bed playing on

mystic_J · April 2013

Ha ha! I am dreading the day when it arrives in our home!

NotSharknado · April 2013

Ds used to call my stretch marks tiger stripes. He would also say "No offense, mom, but you're kinda fat." Uh, none taken Ds.

theseaword · April 2013

When I was very little, I told my mom not to lose weight because I told her I liked her squishy. I'm sure that hurt.

Kristen050 · April 2013

I was getting dressed once when DS came in. I was wearing a thong and he comes around to the back and says "ooooh mumma, too tight!" DH still laughs at that one.

LaurelBee · April 2013

TheBub:
DS is 4.5. He talks about my body CONSTANTLY! He is always hitting my belly and my boobs. The thing that made me

NotSharknado · April 2013

fredalina:
No but she asked her friend's dad if his penis has hair on it.

OH MY GOD! That's hilarious.

Littledeer84 · April 2013

Scruncy? Lol!
DD was sitting on her changing table while I was dressing her. She reached and honked both my boobs and said "whats that?" I said it was my bra. She touches her own chest and says "wheres my bra?"

Littledeer84 · April 2013

This isnt about the body, but it is a funny toddler thing...when little brother was 3 or so, he told my dad "too bad you married mom, or else it would just be you and me." We still give him crap about that one.

Nita2603 · April 2013

DS1 says 'hi boobs' whenever I am pumping. He also insists on his own breast pads. I am ok with that for now.

thetheisens · April 2013

When my friend's daughter was around 4 she told her preschool class that her daddy had a tail in the front after walking in on him in the shower. He made sure to lock the door after that.

missyishere · April 2013

thetheisens:
When my friend's daughter was around 4 she told her preschool class that her daddy had a tail in the front after

jorkz821 · April 2013

DD still comes into the bathroom with me sometimes. She's all "Mommy bum? Bum? ". ::poke poke::

Trying to teach her we don't touch other people's bums. Fun times.

PrincessFiona9 · April 2013

DD is constantly poking and judging my body. She tells me my belly is fat all the time. She's not too good for my self-esteem.

shannond354 · April 2013

My 2.5 year old hasn't said anything, but if I take shower with him in the room he stares at me like a lewd old man :shudder:. I have a new system of wearing my housecoat into the shower and taking it off when the shower curtains are closed. It weirds me

Unknown · April 2013

Hahaha!

nanabanana06 · April 2013

My kid announced to everyone at my baby shower that "These are mommy boob!" while wacking me on the chest.

If we're pressed for time DH or I will shower with her so we aren't doing a bath and shower. I'm waiting her her to start questioning his

nanabanana06 · April 2013

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nanabanana06 · April 2013

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wino2006 · April 2013

thetheisens:
When my friend's daughter was around 4 she told her preschool class that her daddy had a tail in the front after

wino2006 · April 2013

DD2 mostly just giggles and says "you nakey! I see your booty!" She does stare in bewilderment at my c-section scar-"that hurt?" Both girls are curious about DH and try to catch a glimpse of naked, but he locks the bathroom door to prevent this. One time