3 days after missed period, strong positive. Not sure how fast it showed up since I closed my eyes to set it on the counter for the recommended 2 minutes. (View Post)
I normally give off an excellent f*** you vibe when I'm not feeling chatty. I don't have a bump yet, but I'm hoping that my resting frowny face will help most people maintain their own self control o… (View Post)
The fake pregnancy announcement was discussed at work today and that's what gave me the idea. H loves it, but I decided against in the end because I have a work colleague whom I believe deserves to k… (View Post)
Due dates are random days. You're "due" in the two weeks or so surrounding that date. I'm the poster child for ambiguity in dates. My siggy says Autumn because that's reality, I'm on the bo… (View Post)