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for you ladies to handout to dh.

Sequoyah ShoarsSequoyah Shoars member
in 1st Trimester

here's a list of boob touching rules for dh to memorize.

1. do not touch nip for any reason.

2. consequence for nip touching is to be 5 lashings, on the balls.

3. if you do grab, you must not act like you are holding a taco and squeeze.

4. do not let go suddenly and let them "bottom out"

if dh has any problems understanding, let me know. i will show you how to make him very afraid of you.

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  • sunshinegirl75sunshinegirl75 member
    LMAO! That's great.
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  • k_leigh_dk_leigh_d
    that's fantastic. i'm hanging it on the fridge. hahaha!!! muah!!!
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  • mfransdellmfransdell member
    The good ol' taco move!
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  • Sequoyah ShoarsSequoyah Shoars member
    i swear, dh thinks compressing them to the width of a taco is how you should grab! i want to throat punch him!
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  • mrs_mcQ6404mrs_mcQ6404
    This is great!  I will be bringing this list to his attention upon his arrival home this evening!!   You are too funny!
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  • sweetfernsweetfern
    Love it!  Luckily DH is already afraid of the hormones, so he doesn't F with me!
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  • SharonWantsABabySharonWantsABaby member

    hahaha... this is so true.

    The other day I actually hit him in the arm as a reflex when he touched my boob. 

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  • cwuredhotcwuredhot member
    This is the best ever!! I think I will be posting it on DH's forehead.


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  • Mrs.21Mrs.21
    LOL this is awesome! Although I am slightly sad that #4 could never happen to me, my BBs aren't big enough to "bottom out." Sad
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  • Sequoyah ShoarsSequoyah Shoars member

    imageMrs.21:
    LOL this is awesome! Although I am slightly sad that #4 could never happen to me, my BBs aren't big enough to "bottom out." Sad

    be glad. i swear, i want to stretch dh's boys as high as they will go and drop them so he knows they pain. i think by the end of this pg, dh will no longer have balls. that will teach him for wanting sex.

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  • AutumnBride929AutumnBride929

    HAHA!  Rule #4 is particularly my favorite.

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  • chyscottbabychyscottbaby member
    That is fantastic. I am still laughing!
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  • Mer0001Mer0001
    I totally could have used this last night.  Dh was just feeling around and gave a tweak to my nip...I went through the roof!  He was like...it really does hurt?  No, I just won;t let you touch them for fun!  I totally yelled at him!  I tell you, I wish they could have the symptoms sometimes. 
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