Need laughs!

rpreston17 · September 2021

Alright, idk about you guys but with hubby being gone this week, and it being me and both kids, I'm freaking drained. Physically and mentally. My son is still quarantined from school till Monday (THANK GOODNESS) and school work has been a struggle. Every. Single. Day. And my almost 3 year old, well I think that goes without explaining. 🤣

So give me your laugh/laughs for the week.

I'll start.

My daughter finally got to talk to Dad on Wednesday since he left Friday. She had a pretty short conversation, told him brother was home, and that the dog got a haircut. Then said "Well, bye!" 🤣🤣🤣 Apparently she was over the conversation. And where she comes up with this stuff I have no idea.

j-to-the-amie · September 2021

@rpreston17 Haha too funny! Listening to children on the phone is the best... gets to the point?

My funny....aka...embarrassing story...
Reminder first child (justifies my lack of knowledge of things?) Also keep in mind, I am now used to taking everything off waist down at the Gyno...

Had my Glucose Test and after taking initial blood and drinkin sweet drink the woman said while waitin the hour we can listen to the baby with their machine... (not sure if this is common everywhere - but basically somethin is held onto your stomach by sliding it into the wrap thing I have to put on and it records any hiccups or big movements.. can do heartbeat too but not for a couple weeks she said - again i know how it works now...)

so she said to put the wrap around my stomach and she showed me pretending to slide her legs through the band and pulling it up to her waist stomach... THEN she said she would give me a couple minutes and left closung the door (she is of course speaking German..though I think I would have done this if it was English because she LEFT the room and said she would give me a few mins...) so I assumed... I dont wear pants? So she came back and i have the waist thing around belly and pulled down a bit to just cover my crotch... she comes in and I make a joke "seems like the trend now a days anyways" (like a miniskirt) and she looked and was like "ohhh you didnt have to take off your pants...." and so I am like "alrighhttty then.... *grabs underwear and quickly puts them on...* she remained professional but I saw in her eyes that I will make their dinner convo that night during the "how was work" convo...

kaitcrystalline · September 2021

@j-to-the-amie OMG I would of died. I feel like something similar to me happened during my first massage. I was a teenager and it was at a fancy spa and they gave you this like paper thong and told to lie down on the table...okay, get undressed, lie facedown and the girl comes is and was like oh you could of pulled the blanket up more and then did it for me to cover my butt. I was super embarrassed lol

rpreston17 · September 2021

@j-to-the-amie hahaha! I love the you'll make the dinner convo. 🤣🤣 Well whoooops! Guess you now know what NOT to do for next time! 🤣🤣

@kaitcrystalline the first time for a massage is so weird like they just expect you to know what to do. Can we learn these random things in school so life isn't so awkward at times? 🤣

savedbygrace1213 · September 2021

@rpreston17 the homework struggle is so real! And I only have a kindergartner.. I have all sorts of respect for all the homeschooling moms!

@j-to-the-amie omg, I’m sorry but I’m dying at this story! Hopefully by now you can look back and just laugh!

@kaitcrystalline I have never had the paper thong! I definitely wouldn’t have known what to do with that, especially as a teenager!

My laugh for the week was taking DD to the dentist for the first time. After she had her cleaning I was having mine and the gal cleaning my teeth was asking her questions and DD was just jabbering on and on and she kept making me laugh. A few times I couldn’t stop laughing and the dental hygienist had to stop several times until I calmed down. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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