my son son almost dropped a fuck in the bathtub the other night when he dropped his toy. he caught himself, though. he said, “aw, fff... fartnugget.” it’s from a show on netflix he sometimes watches. i had a mini proud mom moment. 😂
I totally agree with big trucks being silly if you don’t need a truck. My DH has a truck but he’s a farmer so needs to tow tractors and trailers often. Plus he’s an avid hunter and trapper. But I totally make fun of guys with jacked up trucks and anyone with a 3 row suv but no kids, or off road jeeps that don’t go off raiding . I especially mock my MIL for purchasing a $60,000 Jeep specifically made for real off roading that she a)doesn’t even drive in the winter, b) won’t let it get dirty, and c) doesn’t take the top off.
FFFC I love when people post about their ultrasounds and wanting people to tell them the sex of the baby in their own threads. Because I LOVE reading all the snarky comments everyone responds with
My little SIL asked if my job was hiring. I said no because I don’t want to work with her. Too bad the internet exists, she did her own research and she applied to every open position we have.
It's my annual tradition to set up our (artificial) Christmas tree on my birthday, Nov 13. I hear a lot of haters every year but how I choose to celebrate doesn't affect anyone else so fuck their opinions lol
Re: Names. When I get my high school class lists, I admit I always pigeonhole kids named white people last names as a first name most severely. Last year I had a three Haydens, two Madisons, a Greyson, a Jackson, etc. Also in that group go Jayden, Cayden, Marley and Harley as girls' names, etc. It's like the pumpkin spice and leggings of naming to me (but also not a bad predicter of who's gonna be on the Homecoming Court or whatever that's called.)
Re: FFFC 10/26
my son son almost dropped a fuck in the bathtub the other night when he dropped his toy. he caught himself, though. he said, “aw, fff... fartnugget.” it’s from a show on netflix he sometimes watches. i had a mini proud mom moment. 😂
My husband is king of creative insults amd curses. He says things like “dill weed,” and “chuckle head”. Cracks me up every time
FFFC I love when people post about their ultrasounds and wanting people to tell them the sex of the baby in their own threads. Because I LOVE reading all the snarky comments everyone responds with
Too bad the internet exists, she did her own research and she applied to every open position we have.