It's Friday! Confess!!! (Confessions are almost never actually flame free though.) No confession? Then how about a juicy secret? A guilty pleasure? Bonus points if you present it in gif or meme format
Kind of a lame one but I made (vegan) cookie dough yesterday. I have no intention of ever baking it. Just snacking on the raw dough. Nom nom nom. I may or may not have had it for lunch.
I had a horrendous commute home from work so I sent MH to get takeout and I’m sitting on the couch enjoying a couple ounces of wine while watching a show. I told my DD she could watch a show on her iPad so I could enjoy 30 minutes of quiet.
(What I wish I was drinking)
Me: 32 DH: 32 BFP #1: 1/23/2012 DD: Born 9/20/2012 BFP #2: 12/30/2017 DS: Due 9/10/2018
Oh, I guess that's a confession. I find most fart humor hilarious! Like laughing till I cry hilarious. I don't want to. I want to be all, "I read literature with my pinky up while I take in The Opera as I sip fair trade tea..." But no. I am not as sophisticated as I want to be. I laugh at fart jokes and I can't stop. Important distinction- I like fart humor. Like written jokes, tv/movie farts, fart gifs, ect. I do NOT want people farting in my personal space. Take that outside, excuse yourself to the bathroom, whatever you need to do to not include me in your gas experience. I'm looking at you husband! Control your butt for the love of all that's holy!!! I'm also really not amused by people lighting their farts on fire. I don't think that's funny.
I tore a tiny mold spot off my bagel and made a bagel sandwich with it anyway. I really wanted it, and it was the least moldy-the rest I chucked out.
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Me: 33 DH: 32 Married 7/18/15 1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16 Team green turned BLUE! 2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18 Team green turned PINK! Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
Re: FFFC/Guilty Pleasure GIF Party!!!
(What I wish I was drinking)
BFP #1: 1/23/2012 DD: Born 9/20/2012
BFP #2: 12/30/2017 DS: Due 9/10/2018
While in bed watching:
I just farted so loud that I startled the cat awake from across the room.
Important distinction- I like fart humor. Like written jokes, tv/movie farts, fart gifs, ect. I do NOT want people farting in my personal space. Take that outside, excuse yourself to the bathroom, whatever you need to do to not include me in your gas experience. I'm looking at you husband! Control your butt for the love of all that's holy!!! I'm also really not amused by people lighting their farts on fire. I don't think that's funny.
I tore a tiny mold spot off my bagel and made a bagel sandwich with it anyway. I really wanted it, and it was the least moldy-the rest I chucked out.
DH: 32
Married 7/18/15
1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16
Team green turned BLUE!
2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18
Team green turned PINK!
Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green