I was dirty lurking over on Oct and they have this thread and it's hilarious!!! What as a child (or teenager or adult even) did you misunderstand? The more embarrassing the better!
I'll start- I'm still really embarrassed by this btw... So, as a teenager I was a bit, shall we say, naive? Sheltered? A little bit not bright? Anyhow, somehow I was under the impression that erections were caused by the penis being filled with semen. Yup. I totally thought that. And I was really confused about where all the semen went if the guy didn't have an orgasm. Like did it get reabsorbed into the body? Slowly leak out? I didn't know, lol! I was really, really, reeeeeaaaalllly embarrassed when a girlfriend basically called me dumber than a box of rocks and explained how erections actually worked. I seriously think I'm blushing right now by admitting to this.
I think I was in 6th grade when I realized that balls were a thing. I just thought balls, nuts, etc. were odd slang for a penis. Just thought there was a stick and that it came down straight between the legs like where a vagina is. Don't feel bad @stothi, I had to explain erections and ejaculation to a roommate in college. And her boyfriend at the time somehow didn't realize that periods involved blood. Dunno what he thought happened instead??? They were both homeschooled and had very religious families. They are married now and have 3 kids so I guess they figured it out! lmao!
@Car0liiine I have no idea how long I thought that a penis was always the same size and didn't understand the whole flaccid state thing. So I thought they had to tuck basically a fully erect penis like straight down one leg or something. But only grown-ups cause I didn't really think kids had penises other than tiny little baby, like infant penises? Honestly, I don't even know what I thought, but I really didn't understand male anatomy as a child.
Here's another one, I thought monogamy was a type of wood...
Someone in our neighborhood had a snowmobile and drove it through the edge of the front yards to get out to the fields (this part I didn't figure out until later). I was really excited and thought the tracks were winter train tracks... No trains ever came through though
Also... My friend didn't know until like 6th grade that water towers actually had drinking water in them. She just thought they were just big signs for the town name
My mom was really open about sex, so I had the gist of the idea at probably 5. But didn't find out until middle school when a friend of mine hijacked my computer to check out porn (female friend, but apparently she didn't get unsupervised internet time, lol) that do erection also brought penis up. I thought it just got hard in it's usual down position, so I was confused on the specific mechanics-I thought sex might have to happen in an almost scissor position.
Also, I heard about masturbation, but just boys throwing the word around-so I thought it was some form of foreplay. So when a male friend asked how girls masturbate I told him "just like boys do" trying to not show that I didn't really understand what it was.
Side note: I was super pissed when I found out that the boys sex talk in fifth grade was mostly about masturbation, while the girls covered like 5 min of contraception, 2 min of anatomy, and the rest was your period. Like hey, we should have all learned the same stuff-even if they wanted to separate us just to ease embarrassment and make it easier to ask questions.
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Me: 33 DH: 32 Married 7/18/15 1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16 Team green turned BLUE! 2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18 Team green turned PINK! Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
I watched Seinfeld as a kid with my parents. I am watching it again now on Hulu. Wow! There is so much I didn’t understand but still thought was funny as a kid!
I too was was very confused about penises before getting to really interact with them. I also thought they were always erect.
And, even the other day, we were at a restaurant with a unisex bathroom that had a urinal and a toilet. I think urinals are the grossest things ever and I hate going near them. I asked my husband - if both options are equally available, what do you use (thinking toilet - obviously) and he said he STRONGLY prefers urinals! What??? He said when we have a house he wants to put a urinal in the master bathroom. Eww!!! I was shocked! And, we are having a boy. There is so much I still don’t know about boys!
@magnolia209 I actually really want a urinal for my husband and a lower one for my boys. Then maybe, just maybe, they'd get their damn pee in it instead of all over my floor!
Oh my gosh, as a kid I thought urinals were some weird kind of sink! I may or may not have "washed" my hands in one when I was 5/6 o_0
@stothi I thought that there were urinals in men's public restrooms just because it saved space and was cheaper than stalls and toilets! Also, I guess I never really thought about it.
Yep, if it helps them aim properly, then I guess I'm all for it!
I grew up sharing a bathroom with my little brother. And, yes, he missed frequently. I trained him to clean it up though! Luckily, my husband is extremely clean, so I hope he can teach our son how to aim properly - when the time comes.
Along the more literal lines, I thought for some time (until I finally read it in a book and put 2+2) that the ladies' part was called her, "BAGINA". With a B. I guess my friend who was explaining it to me sort of said it that way???? I felt so dumb when I realised I'd been mispronouncing it in my head. :#
Oooo I was ssooo that naive homeschooler... there is SO much I had no idea about. DH and I both waited till marriage, but he still had a lot more knowledge than I did in the bedroom.
One easily sharable example: I thought oral was only something hookers do.
bfp#1-10/29/12,EDD: 7/3/13. nothing found @ 1st u/s, natural mc 12/10/12. "Bean"
bfp#2-5/10/13! EDD: 1/18/14. "Peanut" Arrived 1/13/14. Diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis
bfp#3- 9/26/14. EDD: 5/7/15. no heartbeat found @ 1st u/s, natural mc 10/23/14. "Little Bug"
@magnolia209 +1 to thinking urinals are gross. Also, I laughed at "getting to really interact with" penises.
Me: 34 | DH: 33 Married Aug. 2013 TTC #1 Sep. 2016 ***TW***
BFP Jan. 15, 2017; MMC Mar. 4, 2017 at 10w6d BFP Jun. 5, 2017; MMC Aug. 2, 2017 at 11w6d BFP Nov. 20, 2017; ended in CP All the tests. Everything normal except treated for ureaplasma and DH potentially has high DNAF. BFP Dec. 25, 2017; EDD Sep. 5, 2018; DD arrived Aug. 26th My chart: https://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/63f71d
Looking back I realize that health class in those pre teen years totally had me believing " If you have sex, you WILL get pregnant ". So I was naturally terrified until my later teen years. Now as an adult who has experienced IF I shake my head.. cause that notion couldn't be farther from the truth in many cases oh How Naive I was...
Me: 34 DH:33 TTC since Oct 2016 DX: Undetermined possible PCOS+MFI July 2017-Dec 2017 Letrozole+TI Dec 2017 CP Jan 2018 BFP:EDD 9-25
Looking back I realize that health class in those pre teen years totally had me believing " If you have sex, you WILL get pregnant ". So I was naturally terrified until my later teen years. Now as an adult who has experienced IF I shake my head.. cause that notion couldn't be farther from the truth in many cases oh How Naive I was...
A friend and I recently had a conversation about that. It took both of us over a year of trying to get pregnant and we were joking about how we’d been lied to when we were kids about how easily you would get pregnant if you ever had sex. Even after college and when I was on birth control I used to get anxious when ever my period was supposed to be coming because I was so worried it wouldn’t show up since I’d had sex.
@BusinessWife that's how I pronounced it when I was little. @jhjocelyn Hey, my mom still says oral is something only prostitutes do. In a fight I once told her to get off her high horse and go give her poor husband a blow job.
I was homeschooled til sophomore year. I distinctly remember my new friends having a conversation about STD’s and me naively asking what that stood for. So embarrassing. I thought it must have been slang for something like LOL or BRB.
Just remembered this because the movie is on TV! When I was in third grade I went to a sleepover with a bunch of girls and they said they were going to watch Dirty Dancing. I thought it was a movie involving people literally dancing naked together and doing other things beyond my comprehension and told my friends I couldn’t watch it because my parents wouldn’t want me to.
(R.I.P Patrick Swayze )
Me: 32 DH: 32 BFP #1: 1/23/2012 DD: Born 9/20/2012 BFP #2: 12/30/2017 DS: Due 9/10/2018
Re: GTKY: Childhood Misunderstandings
I seriously think I'm blushing right now by admitting to this.
Don't feel bad @stothi, I had to explain erections and ejaculation to a roommate in college. And her boyfriend at the time somehow didn't realize that periods involved blood. Dunno what he thought happened instead??? They were both homeschooled and had very religious families. They are married now and have 3 kids so I guess they figured it out! lmao!
Here's another one, I thought monogamy was a type of wood...
Also... My friend didn't know until like 6th grade that water towers actually had drinking water in them. She just thought they were just big signs for the town name
Also, I heard about masturbation, but just boys throwing the word around-so I thought it was some form of foreplay. So when a male friend asked how girls masturbate I told him "just like boys do" trying to not show that I didn't really understand what it was.
Side note: I was super pissed when I found out that the boys sex talk in fifth grade was mostly about masturbation, while the girls covered like 5 min of contraception, 2 min of anatomy, and the rest was your period. Like hey, we should have all learned the same stuff-even if they wanted to separate us just to ease embarrassment and make it easier to ask questions.
DH: 32
Married 7/18/15
1st born at 35+4 on 6/6/16
Team green turned BLUE!
2nd born at 38+6 on 8/30/18
Team green turned PINK!
Due with #3 on 6/6/20 Team Green
I too was was very confused about penises before getting to really interact with them. I also thought they were always erect.
And, even the other day, we were at a restaurant with a unisex bathroom that had a urinal and a toilet. I think urinals are the grossest things ever and I hate going near them. I asked my husband - if both options are equally available, what do you use (thinking toilet - obviously) and he said he STRONGLY prefers urinals! What??? He said when we have a house he wants to put a urinal in the master bathroom. Eww!!! I was shocked! And, we are having a boy. There is so much I still don’t know about boys!
Oh my gosh, as a kid I thought urinals were some weird kind of sink! I may or may not have "washed" my hands in one when I was 5/6 o_0
Yep, if it helps them aim properly, then I guess I'm all for it!
I grew up sharing a bathroom with my little brother. And, yes, he missed frequently. I trained him to clean it up though! Luckily, my husband is extremely clean, so I hope he can teach our son how to aim properly - when the time comes.
I'm so glad they are babies first!
One easily sharable example: I thought oral was only something hookers do.
bfp#1-10/29/12,EDD: 7/3/13. nothing found @ 1st u/s, natural mc 12/10/12. "Bean"
bfp#2-5/10/13! EDD: 1/18/14. "Peanut" Arrived 1/13/14. Diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis
bfp#3- 9/26/14. EDD: 5/7/15. no heartbeat found @ 1st u/s, natural mc 10/23/14. "Little Bug"
**Psalm 139:16**
Married Aug. 2013
TTC #1 Sep. 2016
***TW***
BFP Jun. 5, 2017; MMC Aug. 2, 2017 at 11w6d
BFP Nov. 20, 2017; ended in CP
All the tests. Everything normal except treated for ureaplasma and DH potentially has high DNAF.
BFP Dec. 25, 2017; EDD Sep. 5, 2018; DD arrived Aug. 26th
My chart: https://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/63f71d
TTC since Oct 2016
DX: Undetermined possible PCOS+MFI
July 2017-Dec 2017 Letrozole+TI
Dec 2017 CP
Jan 2018 BFP:EDD 9-25
Even after college and when I was on birth control I used to get anxious when ever my period was supposed to be coming because I was so worried it wouldn’t show up since I’d had sex.
I have no idea why I thought this, but I did, probably for too long of a time.
(I have never done a cartwheel, naked or otherwise, for the record).
Married 5/2015
BFP 11/27/2015 - EDD 8/4/2016
Baby Boy born 8/13/2016 ~ 8lbs 7oz
BFP 1/6/2018 - EDD 9/19/2018
@jhjocelyn Hey, my mom still says oral is something only prostitutes do. In a fight I once told her to get off her high horse and go give her poor husband a blow job.
(R.I.P Patrick Swayze )
BFP #1: 1/23/2012 DD: Born 9/20/2012
BFP #2: 12/30/2017 DS: Due 9/10/2018