GTKY: How pregnant are you?

SarahFoley725 · November 2017

I'm "pissing of my toddler because she can't sit in my lap the way she wants to" pregnant.

ahoneycutt12 · November 2017

@SarahFoley725 totally the same

magnolia305 · November 2017

I have def. noticed that by early afternoon, I am rockin' a modified walk. I am only 23+ weeks--so I am not ready to call it a waddle.

SarahFoley725 · November 2017

I'm "broke a sweat dressing my toddler" pregnant.

precious88 · November 2017

@SarahFoley725 same! lol

I'm "I was about to post the Wednesday Ticker Change Thread until I realized it is Tuesday" pregnant

3plus1equals4 · November 2017

precious88 said

@SarahFoley725 same! lol

I'm "I was about to post the Wednesday Ticker Change Thread until I realized it is Tuesday" pregnant

I'm "forgot to make the Monday Ticker Change yet again" pregnant

babymakes9 · November 2017

I'm so pregnant I have to sit to while making dinner.

smorzandoj · November 2017

I’m so pregnant....my belly started the copy machine prematurely.

3plus1equals4 · November 2017

I'm "couldn't tell I got flour on my belly because I can't see the bottom half" pregnant. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll!

mblomq2 · November 2017

I just noticed, I’m grunting every time I bend over style pregnant. It’s real cute. 29w6days

kaitie12-27 · November 2017

I'm so pregnant I put the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge and didn't realize until DH asked me if it was gone a few hours later.

eggplantface · November 2017

I walked up from our first floor to the second (main) floor and started to take off my pants, thinking I was on the third floor (my typical pants-taking-off floor). H stopped me from flashing the neighbors.

hms1219 · November 2017

The panel on my maternity pants keeps rolling under my belly.

pandappanderson · November 2017

I accidentally tried to heat up my salad in the microwave. Thankfully hubby caught me before I pressed start and was like. Wtf are you doing! That’s a salad! Hahahahaha

ldawngirl781 · November 2017

Hahahahaha @eggplantface & @pandappanderson! Thanks for the laughs!

kristinl492 · December 2017

I almost poured my creamer into my glass of water instead of the coffee.

lainikins · December 2017

I am “everything on the floor is dead to me” pregnant.

chucksmom15 · December 2017

lainikins said:

I am “everything on the floor is dead to me” pregnant.

I am stacking papers on boxes in my office because I can't reach them if I put them on the floor and I am out of room on my desk lol

ramzlau · December 2017

I am "my shirt is never clean from all the food crumbs, drips, spills it catches", and "I can no longer see my feet".

smorzandoj · December 2017

NOT pregnant enough to give birth but pregnant enough to wish it was over.

alemarie1 · December 2017

I'm using the Wal-Mart grocery pick up tomorrow because I don't feel like grocery shopping anymore!! My next step will be the home delivery service.

ahalix · December 2017

I am "Laying in bed for another twenty minutes because standing takes some time to work up to." :P

ahoneycutt12 · December 2017

I'm I pretend to still be sleeping when my 2 year old tries to wake me up because I don't feel like standing up yet pregnant lol.

rainafire77 · December 2017

I'm "knocking my cell phone under the bed while trying to snooze my alarm and contemplating leaving it there until the battery runs out because I don't want to get on the floor to get it" pregnant.

babybro218 · December 2017

The groans and curses I emit while getting out of bed increase exponentially every day.

amb929 · December 2017

I recently entered the “so pregnant, my 2.5 year old can’t really come cuddle in our bed in the mornings cause there’s no room for me, the snoogle, 5 extra pillows, my husband AND a toddler anymore” phase of pregnancy.

3plus1equals4 · December 2017

I'm "my maternity pants' panels are starting to feel tight" pregnant

pandappanderson · December 2017

I’m ‘My husbands sweaters aren’t going to fit much longer’ pregnant

babymakes9 · December 2017

I'm "I can no longer go to Wal-Mart" pregnant.

Like it physically hurts to walk around that huge store, and I refuse to use the motorized carts

eggplantface · December 2017

I'm "Last night I took a Colace with my Miralax and this could get ugly yet very, very beautiful" pregnant.

3plus1equals4 · December 2017

I'm "thank God for my kids waking me up because my alarms do nothing" pregnant.

Soo tired and the motn insomnia is awful

ldawngirl781 · January 2018

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

BrittaniLC · January 2018

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

100% jealous!

pandappanderson · January 2018

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

I’m so happy my benefits have reset! I go in for a massage on Monday and I’m going to try and get a couple in before the baby arrives. I hurt so much!

magnolia305 · January 2018

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

I have a massage tomorrow after work! Then I’m scheduling floats—bc honestly, I enjoy them just as much if not more!

ldawngirl781 · January 2018

magnolia305 said:

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

I have a massage tomorrow after work! Then I’m scheduling floats—bc honestly, I enjoy them just as much if not more!

I've done one float and I am too Type A for it, I think! lol I couldn't shut my brain off.

Chawk17 · January 2018

magnolia305 said:

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

I have a massage tomorrow after work! Then I’m scheduling floats—bc honestly, I enjoy them just as much if not more!

What's a float? Never heard of that before.

smorzandoj · January 2018

ldawngirl781 said:

magnolia305 said:

ldawngirl781 said:

I'm "I have two massage appointments this week and I don't feel even remotely guilty about it" pregnant.

I have a massage tomorrow after work! Then I’m scheduling floats—bc honestly, I enjoy them just as much if not more!

I've done one float and I am too Type A for it, I think! lol I couldn't shut my brain off.

I can’t do the float either. The whole process was just too much and I couldn’t stop thinking about everything.

magnolia305 · January 2018

@Chawk17 A float is basically a giant tub of body temperature water with 800+ lbs of epson salt. It allows you to float on top of the water and be completely relaxed.

It is hard to completely turn your mind off and just relax. After I float, I feel amazing. The baby goes nuts in the water, too! It did take me a long time to try it (lots of research and finding a reputable place), but it’s worth checking out!

babymakes9 · January 2018

Very jealous of you ladies that get massages and floats!

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