The fact that I've asked DH at least once a day to take out broken Elliptical to the trash, today is his day off and I came home to him gaming and the damn thing still in my living room. He's about to be shanked.
This sounds ridiculous, but my husband is being such a nice guy it's showing me how not nice I am. He had the day off from work and instead of taking the toddler to daycare he kept him home to hang out. WHO DOES THAT?!? You can bet if I had the day off I'm being alone all by myself watching tv and eating pizza. Ugh.
The same kid keeps bringing lice into my kids class. Her mom needs to get her fucking life together. Three times in two months is disgusting and I hate her. At this point, she needs to shave her kids head and take a blow torch to her house.
So mad at Wendy's for their food looking nothing like their menu. Like, I wanted a delicious, chicken sandwich. I took it out of the wrapper and DH gave it the stank look. I didn't take one bite. Good thing I got a frosty just in case.
The fact that I have nausea all day every day. people who "check in" on Facebook everywhere they go to try to show off their wealth. the fact that I put in my two weeks at work and my two weeks ends on Saturday but they expect me to work Sunday too before quitting. the fact that I can't afford a maid
My medical group now invoices you instead of letting you pay your copay in the office. You can’t pay online so I now have to mail payment after every apppointment. So stupid and annoying.
We had a GC in Kansas decide we didn't need counseling for further testing (to see if I carry a translocation) because "the odds are so low."
FFS, my kid has TWO rare genetic conditions- the odds of having one is "low", odds of have both are astronomical. You think we wouldn't want to know if I'm a carrier?! Who cares what the odds are- give us then information so we can make an informed decision!
Bc I really freaking miss wine. Toddlers are much more insufferable without it... I'm sure the irritability and exhaustion also doesn't help but... wine...
@lincbeesmom you're not a bad mom. I feel you! My son has had so much screen time as of late. But mama is exhausted and boarding insanity. So, you do you boo.
I've eaten lunch meat so far this pregnancy. It was delicious. Now I don't make it a habit but if it sounds good at the moment then that's what I'm eating.
People thinking it is ok to straight out ask if I’m pregnant because I have a “pouch.” I kindly respond that the pouch is left from my first baby and I’ve lost 10 pounds this pregnancy. When I want to tell people my news I will! Pregnant or not, I don’t like to be called fat!
People thinking it is ok to straight out ask if I’m pregnant because I have a “pouch.” I kindly respond that the pouch is left from my first baby and I’ve lost 10 pounds this pregnancy. When I want to tell people my news I will! Pregnant or not, I don’t like to be called fat!
That's some bullshit. I don't think I've ever cried harder in my life than when I was two weeks postpartum and had lost over twenty five pounds and the cashier at the gas station asked him when the baby was due. I started crying in front of him and haven't gone back to that gas station to this day.
house is an effing mess but I'm not allowed to clean so that sucks.
and it pisses me off that sometimes when I hit the love it button, instead of working, it sends me to the bottom of a post and I have to scroll my way back up until I find my place.
I'm a physical therapist and I work at a hospital, specifically in the ICU. I was moving a patient around over the weekend and tried to get them to a chair. Long story short, it didn't go very smoothly and the patient panicked so then I started panicking. The patient is totally fine and I'm totally fine. But I left the room and def cried for like 5 minutes in the hallway and a couple people saw me. Fast forward to today at lunch and a coworker goes "oh my god did you hear that someone was actually crying after seeing a patient this weekend???" I wanted to just curl up under the table and hide. But also wanted to rage and start screaming! Big deal! Don't talk about it! Everyone has bad days! How about we support each other instead of talking shit on each other?? #overit also #fuckoff
@mrt723 girl, if I didn't eat lunch meat at this point, I'd hardly be eating at all! lol thank you, nausea and food aversions, for allowing me to single-handedly keep jersey mikes in business
turkey subs=life
but like @Ceridwen77 said, you can always fry it (or even microwave it) before you eat if it worries you.
I ate tons of lunch meat and tuna with my son because apparently I'm a rebel lol
Angel Babies 1&2 2/14/09 DS born 3/11 Angel Baby 3 6/28/11 9/5/17 BFP!! divorced October 2014 9/6/17 hCG 88 progesterone 9.1 (prometrium started) Married DH 10/15 DH's DS born 6/09 9/8/17 hCG 242!!! Not preventing since 11/15 EDD 5/8/18 Adjusted 5/15/18 TTC since 1/1/16 9/27/17 we have a heart beat!
house is an effing mess but I'm not allowed to clean so that sucks.
and it pisses me off that sometimes when I hit the love it button, instead of working, it sends me to the bottom of a post and I have to scroll my way back up until I find my place.
When I post a gif it sends me to the top of the post and I have to scroll all the way back down just to hit the stupid post button.
I'll jump on team lunch meat. I didn't eat any last pregnancy but then I realized, if I trust where I get it, it should be fine. I have had lots of sandwiches so far
Same woman I griped about last week. She's in tears because she did not get the full four hours to plan storytime today. I want to pull my hair out. Four hours to plan a storytime. How is that even possible? What it translates to is "I don't have to do any shelving or take any responsibility because I have storytime." Lady, this is the children's department-we ALL have storytime. And crap still has to get done. Also (surprise) you are a clerk and expected to shelve. I am a department head and I shelve every stinking day. Your number one job is to shelve-read the discription!
Jana Lynn
Happily married since 5/24/2015 Momma of a baby Viking since 4/16, expecting #2 in 5/18
@ivyvines6@DSDavison At least y'all had good reasons to still look pregnant. I was many years pre-pregnancy (and at one point in my life, thin!) at a vineyard on a wine tour with a crew of overseas tourists in my tour. After LOTS of wine I had to pee bad and had the classic bladder pooch. In the bathroom a women with limited English skills asked me if I was having a boy or a girl. Cmon! Not only are you calling me pregnant when I'm not... you're implying I'm at least 4 months along AND I'm consuming mass quantities of alcohol while pregnant!
@ivyvines6@DSDavison At least y'all had good reasons to still look pregnant. I was many years pre-pregnancy (and at one point in my life, thin!) at a vineyard on a wine tour with a crew of overseas tourists in my tour. After LOTS of wine I had to pee bad and had the classic bladder pooch. In the bathroom a women with limited English skills asked me if I was having a boy or a girl. Cmon! Not only are you calling me pregnant when I'm not... you're implying I'm at least 4 months along AND I'm consuming mass quantities of alcohol while pregnant!
To be fair most other countries don't focus on hating on alcohol consumption like we do here.
People thinking it is ok to straight out ask if I’m pregnant because I have a “pouch.” I kindly respond that the pouch is left from my first baby and I’ve lost 10 pounds this pregnancy. When I want to tell people my news I will! Pregnant or not, I don’t like to be called fat!
That's some bullshit. I don't think I've ever cried harder in my life than when I was two weeks postpartum and had lost over twenty five pounds and the cashier at the gas station asked him when the baby was due. I started crying in front of him and haven't gone back to that gas station to this day.
When I was two weeks PP with my first, I was shopping for nursing bras in Soma. With my baby. The girl asked when I was due. You can't fix stupid.
@ivyvines6@DSDavison At least y'all had good reasons to still look pregnant. I was many years pre-pregnancy (and at one point in my life, thin!) at a vineyard on a wine tour with a crew of overseas tourists in my tour. After LOTS of wine I had to pee bad and had the classic bladder pooch. In the bathroom a women with limited English skills asked me if I was having a boy or a girl. Cmon! Not only are you calling me pregnant when I'm not... you're implying I'm at least 4 months along AND I'm consuming mass quantities of alcohol while pregnant!
To be fair most other countries don't focus on hating on alcohol consumption like we do here.
So true. I'm not sure how Asian countries feel about drinking while pregnant. Either way, I really want a bottle of wine and a margarita thanks to the earlier post.
house is an effing mess but I'm not allowed to clean so that sucks.
and it pisses me off that sometimes when I hit the love it button, instead of working, it sends me to the bottom of a post and I have to scroll my way back up until I find my place.
When I post a gif it sends me to the top of the post and I have to scroll all the way back down just to hit the stupid post button.
@ivyvines6@DSDavison At least y'all had good reasons to still look pregnant. I was many years pre-pregnancy (and at one point in my life, thin!) at a vineyard on a wine tour with a crew of overseas tourists in my tour. After LOTS of wine I had to pee bad and had the classic bladder pooch. In the bathroom a women with limited English skills asked me if I was having a boy or a girl. Cmon! Not only are you calling me pregnant when I'm not... you're implying I'm at least 4 months along AND I'm consuming mass quantities of alcohol while pregnant!
To be fair most other countries don't focus on hating on alcohol consumption like we do here.
So true. I'm not sure how Asian countries feel about drinking while pregnant. Either way, I really want a bottle of wine and a margarita thanks to the earlier post.
There's a I-kid-you-not taco fest coming to my town this month with a margarita bar and tequila sampling. Makes me frustrated and do totally irrational things like stop and stare at the beer sampler wall in our grocery store building my perfect six pack before I can convince myself to move on.
I'm not an alcoholic, I swear, just really sick of my job right now
Me: 32 DH: 31 *The old lady by 5 whole weeks* Married: 11/2013 M: 6/2016 E: 5/2018
I'm a physical therapist and I work at a hospital, specifically in the ICU. I was moving a patient around over the weekend and tried to get them to a chair. Long story short, it didn't go very smoothly and the patient panicked so then I started panicking. The patient is totally fine and I'm totally fine. But I left the room and def cried for like 5 minutes in the hallway and a couple people saw me. Fast forward to today at lunch and a coworker goes "oh my god did you hear that someone was actually crying after seeing a patient this weekend???" I wanted to just curl up under the table and hide. But also wanted to rage and start screaming! Big deal! Don't talk about it! Everyone has bad days! How about we support each other instead of talking shit on each other?? #overit also #fuckoff
People are crappy. I definitely cried at my job last week so solidarity there. I luckily have cube walls and concealer stick at the ready for such ocassions
Me: 32 DH: 31 *The old lady by 5 whole weeks* Married: 11/2013 M: 6/2016 E: 5/2018
At work we had the most perfect napping room, along with a boss that's totally pro-naps, if it helps us work more efficiently. I had already started taking advantage in this pregnancy, and then my other boss decided to switch nap room with conference room! So now there's just hard tables and chairs in the nap room, and the big nap bean bag chair is down in the common area that everyone walks through. I'm so pissed, this was going to be how I survived first trimester!
Re: MONDAY BITCHFEST
I'm gassy and bloated. That's my bitchin for the day.
Good thing I got a frosty just in case.
people who "check in" on Facebook everywhere they go to try to show off their wealth.
the fact that I put in my two weeks at work and my two weeks ends on Saturday but they expect me to work Sunday too before quitting.
the fact that I can't afford a maid
FFS, my kid has TWO rare genetic conditions- the odds of having one is "low", odds of have both are astronomical. You think we wouldn't want to know if I'm a carrier?! Who cares what the odds are- give us then information so we can make an informed decision!
WTAF?!
i need this shirt
@lincbeesmom you're not a bad mom. I feel you! My son has had so much screen time as of late. But mama is exhausted and boarding insanity. So, you do you boo.
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@cups4 yes to all the wine and margaritas.....
i am so f'ing hungry but I am so f'ing nauseous I can't eat anything.... it really makes me want to set my house on fire that is all
house is an effing mess but I'm not allowed to clean so that sucks.
and it pisses me off that sometimes when I hit the love it button, instead of working, it sends me to the bottom of a post and I have to scroll my way back up until I find my place.
I wanted to just curl up under the table and hide. But also wanted to rage and start screaming! Big deal! Don't talk about it! Everyone has bad days! How about we support each other instead of talking shit on each other?? #overit also #fuckoff
turkey subs=life
but like @Ceridwen77 said, you can always fry it (or even microwave it) before you eat if it worries you.
I ate tons of lunch meat and tuna with my son because apparently I'm a rebel lol
DS born 3/11
Angel Baby 3 6/28/11 9/5/17 BFP!!
divorced October 2014 9/6/17 hCG 88 progesterone 9.1 (prometrium started)
Married DH 10/15 DH's DS born 6/09 9/8/17 hCG 242!!!
Not preventing since 11/15 EDD 5/8/18 Adjusted 5/15/18
TTC since 1/1/16 9/27/17 we have a heart beat!
Also, being so gassy and bloated today that I like at least 5 months pregnant. I feel like I could pop!
I'm not an alcoholic, I swear, just really sick of my job right now
Married: 11/2013
M: 6/2016 E: 5/2018
Married: 11/2013
M: 6/2016 E: 5/2018