Tw*twaffle Tuesday | 10.3

eggplantface · October 2017

We missed Monday Bitchfest, so how about Twatwaffle Tuesday? Who's being a TW today?

TattoosandLace · October 2017

This disrespectful asshole in the lab about The Vegas Massacre.

jenniferjoy37 · October 2017

TattoosandLace said:

This disrespectful asshole in the lab about The Vegas Massacre.

Oh my god. My coworker did that yesterday! He said something's like "I can't wait to go to Vegas with a gun now." I was thinking to myself, you heartless bastard. What a dick.

babymakes9 · October 2017

the whole town south of us apparently thinks today is slow motion day. Very annoying when you have things to do and a schedule to keep!

eggplantface · October 2017

@TattoosandLace @jenniferjoy37 I heard similar things on 9/11, rednecks in my college town talking shit about New Yorkers. Because New Yorkers aren't human beings, apparently? People suck.

My coworkers are being TWs today because I finally am able to poop, but when I go to the bathroom there are women in there grooming themselves for what feels like for-ev-er and I am, sadly, embarrassed to poop loudly in front of an audience. I complained to H and he goes "Who cares?" I envy his world view sometimes.

rainafire77 · October 2017

People are twatwaffles in general. (Not you lot. You're all lovely. It's others.) Can't drive like normal human beings, can't be courteous to others, don't want to be helpful to anyone if it inconveniences them. I'm trying to keep a positive outlook but honestly the world is totally harshing my buzz

magnolia305 · October 2017

My MIL--although not sure anyone else will ever be my TW compared to her. Her dumb dogs killed my chickens...again. This time they broke into my chicken house. They've been at my house twice since--and now she gives me updates about what her dogs are doing "they are in the garage for the night" or "I put them in the pen until lunch" I don't give a shit where your dogs are lady--as long as they aren't in my yard!!

madie008 · October 2017

A few months ago we got a new unit clerk at my 2nd job. She's making me crazy. Like I'm sorry I'm making you actually do your job by giving me the days I requested off. Don't lie and say I never emailed you or wrote it in your book.
Idk why this woman is always causing trouble for me. Every time I call she's yelling at me about something new. It's getting ridiculous.

jenniferjoy37 · October 2017

@eggplantface I'm with you on the pooping thing! It's tough to go when there's multiple stalls and women think the bathroom is their personal "get pretty" space. Ugh. Men just don't get it. We have one lady at my work who will turn on the water faucets while she's in the bathroom.

smorzandoj · October 2017

Ughhhh. Parents of students that are more incompetent than their children!

alwayssomethingnew · October 2017

jenniferjoy37 said:

@eggplantface I'm with you on the pooping thing! It's tough to go when there's multiple stalls and women think the bathroom is their personal "get pretty" space. Ugh. Men just don't get it. We have one lady at my work who will turn on the water faucets while she's in the bathroom.

And then there are the people on their phones in a public restroom. I can't stand that, but if you decide to do that in your own home, whatever. But I'm not liking that you're in there, let alone someone on the phone who has no say in the matter!

eggplantface · October 2017

rainafire77 said:

People are twatwaffles in general. (Not you lot. You're all lovely. It's others.) Can't drive like normal human beings, can't be courteous to others, don't want to be helpful to anyone if it inconveniences them. I'm trying to keep a positive outlook but honestly the world is totally harshing my buzz

This reminded me of a TW I see daily: People who think they're more important and don't need to follow the rules of the road. Case in point: The light is red. There's a lane to go straight and a lane to turn left. People will routinely pull into the left-turn lane, then gun it when the light turns green to go straight and cut off the people waiting to go straight. Because they're just too important to wait in a line of cars for their turn to go through the intersection. White hot rage every time.

KLHauck12 · October 2017

Has anyone else found that their pregnancy hormones make it so much worse? I've always been irritated by stupid people on the road...but now it makes my blood boil...even just a minor irritant. And I am usually still fuming about it like an hour later! And don't get me started on someone who does something that could have brought harm to me and my unborn child! Last weekend a guy almost side swiped us. DH reacted quick and avoided getting hit. But I was so angry that he could have hurt my daughter and this baby in me...I kept looking back and giving him death stares! So much that at the next stoplight, he stopped 3 car lengths back to avoid being next to us!

jenniferjoy37 · October 2017

@KLHauck12 So with you! I did that before we got pregnant! But I do think it's worse now. People are just shitty drivers in general, it's so scary what can happen...

rainafire77 · October 2017

eggplantface said:

rainafire77 said:

People are twatwaffles in general. (Not you lot. You're all lovely. It's others.) Can't drive like normal human beings, can't be courteous to others, don't want to be helpful to anyone if it inconveniences them. I'm trying to keep a positive outlook but honestly the world is totally harshing my buzz

This reminded me of a TW I see daily: People who think they're more important and don't need to follow the rules of the road. Case in point: The light is red. There's a lane to go straight and a lane to turn left. People will routinely pull into the left-turn lane, then gun it when the light turns green to go straight and cut off the people waiting to go straight. Because they're just too important to wait in a line of cars for their turn to go through the intersection. White hot rage every time.

Go through that daily. The offramp I take to get my daughter to school has two lanes: right turn only and left turn only. The right turn is always backed up so people drive the left turn lane and turn right, often right in front of people who are making a legal right turn. I see the same people do it every day. I've reported it to the CHP (as have others per Facebook groups I'm in) but they never patrol or monitor that offramp. I've seen so many near misses that it's only a matter of time before someone wrecks there.

babybro218 · October 2017

@KLHauck12 and @jenniferjoy37 yes! I have an hour commute to work on a major highway that currently has tons of construction. Over the last 15 years I've learned to control my yelling at other drivers, but recently the yelling started again. I was on the phone with DH the other day when someone cut me off and switched over 2 lanes without a turn signal. I think DH is ready to have my license revoked until this baby is born.

jenniferjoy37 · October 2017

@babybro218 I have about an hour commute too! We're crazy! But I see that type of stuff all the time... it's insane. Stay safe out there!

ash0625 · October 2017

I have the absolute worst road rage. I turn into a mean, hateful, evil gremlin. DH is concerned I'm going to get show, which I don't understand but its a legitimate concern he has.

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alwayssomethingnew · October 2017

Either me or my company. Not sure which... I started this job the beginning of this year. It requires a lot of travel, but I'm senior enough to choose not to go or to send other people. But I am currently a little light on work. (I'm a project manager with only one small project for the time being.). So, my manager asked me if I would help out with another project for a month. Which means being out of town for a month. I have a choice, but not really. It means leaving my kids with my ex for the better part of a month and being away from SO. Yuck. Sorry to be an AW and throw my own pity party.

SarahFoley725 · October 2017

@olitwinturbosnprincess That really sucks! When I was pregnant with DD my DH was gone for work allllllll the time. 3-4 weeks away one home for about 6 months. It was so hard! I can't imagine how sucky it would be to leave your kiddos

SunflowerMama428 · October 2017

My MIl- surprise. lol I made my favorite dinner and I made extra for left overs. She assumes I was making a family dinner. No lady. My family doesn't include your nosey butt that can smell me cooking from the unit down stairs.

I really wanted those left overs.

babybro218 · October 2017

A new administrator who already forgets what it's like to be a teacher... Grrrr.....

SarahFoley725 · October 2017

Can my own body be a TW? DD had just finished up her most impressive tantrum of all time. I was getting her some juice and started feeling queasy, then I sneezed. Idk what it is with sneezing but it always makes me gag. So now I have an open cup of juice fighting back the vom. Managed to hand off her cup and get to the toilet just as is thrown up in my mouth. Proceeded to pee my pants a little bit too. Naturally DD came in to yell "you Kay?" Next to my head.

3plus1equals4 · October 2017

SunflowerMama428 said

My MIl- surprise. lol I made my favorite dinner and I made extra for left overs. She assumes I was making a family dinner. No lady. My family doesn't include your nosey butt that can smell me cooking from the unit down stairs.

I really wanted those left overs.

Boooo. This just makes me cranky reading it.

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