You know you're pregnant when...

growingournest · September 2017

... you pregame with popcorn on the way to get dinner with your parents because SO HUNGRY! How about you, ladies? What's your "you know you're pregnant when..." moment?

geojaminee · September 2017

You know you're pregnant when throwing up outside your car has become the norm. #thathappenedtoday

julzy · September 2017

When you find yourself rubbing your bump, or blump!

lindsye · September 2017

You pass out in your clothes and makeup, which I probably haven't done since a particularly boozy law school Halloween party ~10 years ago. Except this time I was sober, pregnant, and it was 9:30 PM.

mikkimikey · September 2017

When you can't sneeze without peeing a little... (or a lot....

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kaymaroo · September 2017

You go to bed at the same time as your five-year-old.

psuxray07 · September 2017

You wake up a hundred times during the night to pee, as well as waking up starving and need a midnight , or 3am, snack. A lot.

tooraloorah · September 2017

Wake up with a hangover despite having had a drink in 2 months.

ngolimento · September 2017

tooraloorah said:

Wake up with a hangover despite having had a drink in 2 months.

Yaaaaas! Wtf man? If I am going to wake up exhausted, sore, headachy, and nauseated, I had damn well better have had the time of my life the night before.

kjsp · September 2017

When you use all your energy to make an entire meal for you and your DH but are immediately too tired and nauseating to eat a single bite.BOO!

viggie17 · September 2017

Anything cheesy or potato sounds like an amazing idea... especially mac n cheese

luna8433 · September 2017

When you have to sit down because you are out of breath even though you haven't done much to be out of breath.

psuxray07 · September 2017

@luna8433 yes! I was telling H yesterday how I get out of breath so easily. Like when I'm x-raying patients and talking to them, I'm like omg it's not like I'm running around. I'm afraid for when my stomach is actually big lol.

saisongbird · September 2017

When all you want to do is eat and after you eat, all you want to do is vomit.

sweetpeammm13 · September 2017

@viggie17 now all I want is cheesy potatoes!!

@kaymaroo I put my toddler to bed and then within an hour am in bed myself!

You know you are pregnant when...
...you ask your SO to get you something or move something because you are preserving all of the energy you have! Or would rather forget it all together if you have to move!

jenotontx · September 2017

@kjsp Yess that's so me every single night right now!

julzy · September 2017

@viggie17 I'm glad I'm not the only one with potato cravings! I literally could eat nothing but potatoes and be happy. I was not like this pre-pregnancy. Lol

h_a_jarr · September 2017

@viggie17 @julzy I made an entire twice baked potato casserole for myself to reheat so I didn't have to make a baked potato every time I got hungry! Potatoes are at least 2/3 of my diet right now.

@psuxray07 I have NEVER been one for midnight snacks until I got pregnant. Now I will wake up in the middle of the night STARVING!

You know you are pregnant when you push the boundaries of your work dress code with jeggings....

viggie17 · September 2017

@HannahAlise24 potato casserole sounds amazing! And yes... my work wardrobe is certainly interesting lately. I never used to wear jeans, and work in a office so I probably shouldnt, but my mid-rise work pants look and feel horrible, so low rise fat pants with a baggy top it is!

ftm_ohio · September 2017

You know you're pregnant when you crave orange soda, so you ask DH to pick you one up on the way home from work, but by the time he gives it to you (20 mins later) it makes you want to vomit!

dlammers · September 2017

@saisongbird OMG...this is so me right now. I eat because I don't feel very well. Start feeling better, eat half my meal, and start feeling like I'm gonna lose it all. So frustrating!!!

viggie17 · September 2017

You have a dream that you look at your bump app's daily notification and it also has a coupon for potatoes attached...

MrsF1017 · September 2017

When you can't make it through a baseball game without nodding off....yep, we were at the Braves game yesterday and I fell asleep. My DH laughed at me. We ended up leaving early

lindsye · September 2017

When you throw up dinner and, even mid-puke, are only mad that this means you have to go to the trouble of procuring and attempting to hold down another semi-nutritious dinner that also sounds edible so you don't wake up even sicker at 2 AM when all you want to do is go to sleep.

jenotontx · September 2017

I did the most cliche thing ever yesterday... was grocery shopping and bought a big jar of pickles. Got home from work and had 3. I never eat pickles but they were calling my name.

lund · September 2017

When how much you eat becomes a chore. No, I don't want to get out of bed at 10pm to get a snack, I want to go to sleep!

MrsF1017 · September 2017

@lund I agree! I could've eaten another whole meal at 10pm last night. I settled for a few slices of watermelon. Still woke up starving this morning.

pghren · September 2017

@lund and when eating enough food in the day brings a sense of accomplishment

sweetpeammm13 · September 2017

I can totally agree! I feel like a bottomless pit! Hungry all the time but trying to find something healthy and appealing is a chore!

sweetpeammm13 · September 2017

I wish the grocery store was in walking distance!

pghren · September 2017

@sweetpeammm13 I concur. The tiny grocery store that was in walking distance closed this year. Now there's just rite aid.

justkeepswimming8 · September 2017

... you get excited to go to the doctor
... you don't see your husband during the week because you are asleep when he leaves and asleep when he gets home.

I wish I was as hungry as some of y'all. I hate food so much right now. I'm lucky I've only thrown up once but seriously, can I get some cravings or just enjoy food again? I normally am constantly eating. Plus side is I've lost like 10 pounds I guess.

tinosm · September 2017

@toorahloorah This is how I explain the way I'm feeling to my husband. Some mornings I feel like I had three glasses of wine, some mornings I feel like I had three bottles of wine.

You know you're pregnant when... you start crying at work because your miss your childhood dog who died 17 years ago.

sweetpeammm13 · September 2017

I completely concur on the hungover without the drink the night before! Most mornings I don't want to get up! Wish I could lay in bed all day!

sweetiesari · September 2017

justkeepswimming8 said:

... you get excited to go to the doctor
... you don't see your husband during the week because you are asleep when he leaves and asleep when he gets home.

I wish I was as hungry as some of y'all. I hate food so much right now. I'm lucky I've only thrown up once but seriously, can I get some cravings or just enjoy food again? I normally am constantly eating. Plus side is I've lost like 10 pounds I guess.

Same!!! I can't face eating I just feel so nautious! But this thread is the funniest thing. You ladies are so on point! Hangover everyday! Wtf!

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