This is one is totally embarrassing but I'm pregnant and do what I gotta do...
So I work in a cube farm. No privacy. I also have terrible, sometimes painful, gas. So to be able to pass the gas without making noise, I will lean to one side, reach under my skirt, and pull one butt cheek to the side to let the gas out without making noise.
Me: late 30s | H: early 30s TTC #1 since April 2015 RE Dx: Fibroids, surgery Jan 2016 IUI #1 and #2, Nov/Dec 2016, BFN IVF March 2017: ER - 5R/3M/3F, 1 PGS normal Polyp removed May 2017 FET May 2017 - BFP! Baby boy born 2/2/18
This is one is totally embarrassing but I'm pregnant and do what I gotta do...
So I work in a cube farm. No privacy. I also have terrible, sometimes painful, gas. So to be able to pass the gas without making noise, I will lean to one side, reach under my skirt, and pull one butt cheek to the side to let the gas out without making noise.
My husband was taking placement tests for some college stuff he has to do. My girls were asleep in the car (with me and the a/c running) so I drove to Jimmy Johns and made an online order for delivery....to the parking lot directly out the store's front door.
My SO is being a major penis after we got home from vacay. He said he will be back tomorrow. And I don't even give a flying fart. Deuces...come back Monday...I could use the bed to myself for a few nights.
I ate a mcdonalds breakfast burrito in bed this morning after nights, rolled over and fell asleep
sorry these are lame and food related, it's all I've got
Andrea (31), married Aaron (36) September 2012
Parents to fur babies Tiki and Gizzmo and 2yr old Georgia IF veterans; #1 conceived on second clomid+HCG+IUI, #2 conceived on 1st Letrozole+HCG+IUI EDD: Feb 5, 2018
Re: FFFC!!
So I work in a cube farm. No privacy. I also have terrible, sometimes painful, gas. So to be able to pass the gas without making noise, I will lean to one side, reach under my skirt, and pull one butt cheek to the side to let the gas out without making noise.
TTC #1 since April 2015
RE Dx: Fibroids, surgery Jan 2016
IUI #1 and #2, Nov/Dec 2016, BFN
IVF March 2017: ER - 5R/3M/3F, 1 PGS normal
Polyp removed May 2017
FET May 2017 - BFP!
Baby boy born 2/2/18
Also def have done that! it works!
DD born 04/28/2002
Married DH 03/25/2017
1st MMC 08/13/2016 2nd MMC 02/14/2017
BFP 06/16/17 Rainbow DS Born 02/05/2018
I ate a mcdonalds breakfast burrito in bed this morning after nights, rolled over and fell asleep
sorry these are lame and food related, it's all I've got
IF veterans; #1 conceived on second clomid+HCG+IUI, #2 conceived on 1st Letrozole+HCG+IUI
EDD: Feb 5, 2018
ive been eating bean sprouts in my Chinese food all week.
ivs been eating Chinese food all week.
i have a problem.
Also @eggplantface is my spirit animal. This pregnancy gas is so painful. I literally spend my days at work finding ways to fart in silence