Monday B*tchfest | 8.14

eggplantface · August 2017

I think we need to let it out. What's irking you today?

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eggplantface · August 2017

I get up a few times a night to pee now, so this morning I couldn't fall back asleep after my 4am pee. Then just as I was drifting off, H's alarm went off at 4:50, then again at 4:59. Then I saw him grab a pillow to put under his head so he could mess around on his phone for a few minutes, so I snapped at him to get up so I could try to sleep. And of course I didn't fall asleep before my alarm went off at 6. So now

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clc515 · August 2017

Currently miffed at whoever paved the roads in my friend's complex. You know how the asphalt is usually flush with the edge of the cement from the curb? Not there, so when walking to my car I twisted my ankle coming off it and fell on my ass. Soft fall and so far nothing is unusual down below, so thinking baby is fine. Ankle ached all weekend but is 85% back to normal today, so not a bad twist... just enough to be annoying.

magnolia305 · August 2017

WTF all of the parents on social media bitching about back to school supply lists. Get over it. I am tired of seeing the same rant year after year.

rainafire77 · August 2017

I'm getting tired of working hard on my computer at work, having piles of crap on my desk and trying hard to meet deadlines on several projects only to have my boss walk up to me, drop more work right on top of what I'm already working on and asking "You busy?"

No I'm playing Tetris and you just f***ed up my pattern!

eggplantface · August 2017

magnolia305 said:

WTF all of the parents on social media bitching about back to school supply lists. Get over it. I am tired of seeing the same rant year after year.

Uh oh, that's a good reminder: the first-day-of-school photos are coming...It may be a UO but I can't stand those. No one cares but you. Keep it off my feed.

megandnoodle · August 2017

1. One of my dogs literally pooped on my bed in the middle of the night. It is a strange mix of anger and concern that I have about that situation.

2. My DH likes to sit in the bathroom for long stretches in the morning. Part of that time is him legitimately using the bathroom, but most of it is him sitting on his phone. For 45 minutes to an hour sometimes. So I end up dancing in the hall, knocking on the door, asking to use the bathroom. I have asked him for months to just do what he's gotta do, and then sit ANYWHERE ELSE and be on his phone.

mbirdie · August 2017

First day back from holidays, ugh. I don't go back to work for a couple of weeks yet but I drive my DH to work because parking downtown is so expensive. I was hoping he would just pay today and let DD and I sleep in. Nope.

jessilee15 · August 2017

My husband is going out of town today for two weeks. First day of school today, so now I have to get my 4 year old and 21 month old up, fed, dressed, and to school before I have to be at work at 8. While fighting first tri nausea/fatigue. So cranky! Thinking about working 9 hours then picking them up and getting them home to make dinner and bedtime by myself just wears me out...doesn't help that I worked 12's all weekend!

magnolia305 · August 2017

eggplantface said:

magnolia305 said:

WTF all of the parents on social media bitching about back to school supply lists. Get over it. I am tired of seeing the same rant year after year.

Uh oh, that's a good reminder: the first-day-of-school photos are coming...It may be a UO but I can't stand those. No one cares but you. Keep it off my feed.

I literally got three snapchats of these this morning and they have been popping up on my newsfeed...

eggplantface · August 2017

I feel like an old lady, being all "Back in my day we didn't take pictures on the first day of school! Get off my lawn!"

ldawngirl781 · August 2017

My work just changed to a new phone system. It's not as good as the old one IMO (probably just cheaper) and now I have to deal with setting new passwords, voicemail, etc. So not in the mood.

ash0625 · August 2017

@eggplantface I actually laughed at that imagery.

Why do people have to say such stupid things? Should I come to expect this for the next 6 months? I just can't believe the nerve of some people. I find out my first baby is a boy and people just want to tell me how dirty little boys get. Well Judy its a little late for me to do anything about it now.....

smorzandoj · August 2017

eggplantface said:

I feel like an old lady, being all "Back in my day we didn't take pictures on the first day of school! Get off my lawn!"

I watched a little girl run through everyone's front yard today while her mother used the sidewalk. I almost blew my lid.

babymakes9 · August 2017

I didn't sleep at all last night because i was Worrying about a situation with my 16 year old, and i was supposed to replumb the barn today, but a really old pipe is being any asshole and i have been fighting with it all day. Now I'm sitting waiting for my last resort of help to arrive, and if it doesn't I have to carry buckets and buckets of water to the ruminants because they have been without water all day, and then call for a plumber to come out tomorrow when I'm supposed to be out of town. And my eyes have been burning all day, either from the lack of sleep, or the crying i was doing this morning, either way it sucks. Also apparently my kids have trashed the house today, and are at home arguing about dinner while I'm in the barn waiting for help.

corcola · August 2017

eggplantface said:

I get up a few times a night to pee now, so this morning I couldn't fall back asleep after my 4am pee. Then just as I was drifting off, H's alarm went off at 4:50, then again at 4:59. Then I saw him grab a pillow to put under his head so he could mess around on his phone for a few minutes, so I snapped at him to get up so I could try to sleep. And of course I didn't fall asleep before my alarm went off at 6. So now

Yes!! this is my life like every morning!!! DH also gets home from work after midnight sometimes and i'm contemplating making him sleep in the guest room on those nights haha

lainikins · August 2017

I woke up at 1:30 this morning and I can't fall back asleep. It is 3:30 now and I am wide awake. I mean, granted, I fell asleep at 6:30 last night, but still. I want to sleep.

spb27 · August 2017

lainikins said:

I woke up at 1:30 this morning and I can't fall back asleep. It is 3:30 now and I am wide awake. I mean, granted, I fell asleep at 6:30 last night, but still. I want to sleep.

I know how how you feel. I fell asleep at 9:30 last night and woke up at 2:30. I've been up ever since. Of course now I'm getting tired when I have less than an hour until my alarm goes off or my kids walk into my room.

hr1116 · August 2017

I have a funny one, I love love love my cat to pieces, he's like my best friend haha, he is deaf which isn't a problem for us or him (he seems to be a happy little fella) but he gets hungry at like 5am no matter what time I feed him at night so he comes right to my face while I'm sleeping and meows, but because he's deaf he can't hear himself ...meaning he literally screams when he meows and gets louder and louder and louder
And this is just constant throughout the day too when he wants attention
Me and DH find it hilarious...most of the time haha it's so cute
And I know we need to get use to a little baby crying at night but oh god haha sometimes I just want a mute button for him!!!

alwayssomethingnew · August 2017

I wrecked my car this past winter. My SO restores classic cars, so he gave me one of his project cars so I didn't have to buy one. It is a temporary solution until we get a big SUV with three rows. For the most part it is fine. The only real problem is that it doesn't have air conditioning. I live in Georgia, y'all. It's hot. Usually, I roll down the windows. I'm a southern girl. I'm good with the heat. But yesterday on the drive home, I was stuck in traffic. For an hour and 45 minutes. It was in the mid 90s with HIGH humidity. I was boiling in my skin. SO offered to let me use his truck, but it is a monstrosity and I get carsick in it.

clc515 · August 2017

@olitwinturbosnprincess Oh no, I'm sorry about your car situation and the heat! That sounds ROUGH. Hope you get the new SUV soon!

mpp06 · August 2017

@hr1116 that is hilarious! Maybe an automatic feeder would help?

@olitwinturbosnprincess that's awful! I hope you find something soon!

TattoosandLace · August 2017

eggplantface said:

I get up a few times a night to pee now, so this morning I couldn't fall back asleep after my 4am pee. Then just as I was drifting off, H's alarm went off at 4:50, then again at 4:59. Then I saw him grab a pillow to put under his head so he could mess around on his phone for a few minutes, so I snapped at him to get up so I could try to sleep. And of course I didn't fall asleep before my alarm went off at 6. So now

I quote this all the time when I'm tired and people just look at me like I'm nuts. LOL

chucksmom15 · August 2017

olitwinturbosnprincess said:

I wrecked my car this past winter. My SO restores classic cars, so he gave me one of his project cars so I didn't have to buy one. It is a temporary solution until we get a big SUV with three rows. For the most part it is fine. The only real problem is that it doesn't have air conditioning. I live in Georgia, y'all. It's hot. Usually, I roll down the windows. I'm a southern girl. I'm good with the heat. But yesterday on the drive home, I was stuck in traffic. For an hour and 45 minutes. It was in the mid 90s with HIGH humidity. I was boiling in my skin. SO offered to let me use his truck, but it is a monstrosity and I get carsick in it.

I am in Louisiana so I know what you are talking about! AC is not a luxury in the south, it's a necessity. Especially if you are pregnant. Hope you get your SUV soon!

hr1116 · August 2017

@mpp06 That's actually an awesome idea haha I still have a feeling he'll want to just come say hello anyway lmao

msunshine123 · August 2017

@olitwinturbosnprincess - heat is no joke especially when pregnant. Hope you get your new car soon!

babybro218 · August 2017

@magnolia305 and @eggplantface I am posting it here to be held accountable: I solemnly swear to never post a first day of school pic.

mpp06 · August 2017

@hr1116 that's just me thinking what I would do if one of our animals woke me up at 5 am everyday!

I wouldn't mind coming to say hi but food's over there, let me sleep! Ha!

magnolia305 · August 2017

babybro218 said:

@magnolia305 and @eggplantface I am posting it here to be held accountable: I solemnly swear to never post a first day of school pic.

Tonight on FB, I saw two posts that had their kid's picture and a sign, like a first birthday sign. It said what their favorite food was, favorite shows, etc. I. don't. care. And nobody else except grandparents do either.

jenniferjoy37 · August 2017

Ugh, I woke up with a head cold. Nothing like welcoming the second trimester than with a head cold. Tylenol and water have been my friend.

magnolia305 · August 2017

@jenniferjoy37 Feel better. Colds when pregnant are the worst because you can't take anything for it!

jenniferjoy37 · August 2017

@magnolia305 Thanks miss. Crossing fingers that this will go away soon. I'm on Day 2 of this head cold. I already feel much better today than I did yesterday morning. Go immune system!

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