*FFFC 7/21

pebbledam · July 2017

Everyone is so quiet, must mean there are some juicy confessions out there!

*Not guaranteed to be flame free.

pebbledam · July 2017

After I made this post, I had to double check that it was actually a Friday. #nightshiftproblems

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

I'm eating peanut M & M's for lunch because peanuts have protein.

SkilledSailor · July 2017

@lurvleybunchococonuts Haha love it! I'm eating ice cream for lunch. It's vegan, so not as much fat. That's my reasoning.

fishsticks-n-custard · July 2017

I get secret pleasure at how much the house falls apart when I'm gone for a day. I like that hubbie depends on me so much.

That sound you hear is the sound of the exploding heads of a thousand feminists.

Dilynne · July 2017

I turned our guest room into a "Woman Cave" which we now lovingly refer to as a "Wife-itat" (Wife Habitat, as H puts it). There's a no boys allowed sign on the door because I'm mature.

petethecat · July 2017

I once had sex in a movie theater. There were definitely other people in there.

The flame free part part of this confession is that the movie was Jackass 2.

Early 20s me was just rife with class and sexiness...

doxiemoxie212 · July 2017

@kbamomma33 I think I gave a BJ in a movie theater when I was 14...?

petethecat · July 2017

doxiemoxie212 said:

@kbamomma33 I think I gave a BJ in a movie theater when I was 14...?

Ahahahaha yes!

lulu1180 · July 2017

@lurvleybunchococonuts That makes perfect sense to me!!

@Dilynne Wife-itat hahahahahhahahah I may laugh about that longer than I should!

@kbamomma33 There was obviously nothing interesting going on in that theater so you had to entertain yourselves! lol

AFM, my FFFC would also fit well in the am I crazy thread.

My body wash ran out last week and when I checked my (rather large) stash of body wash, I picked one called Midnight Pomegranate. Because even though I know that there's no actual pomegranate in it, there's a small voice in the back of my head telling me that maybe there's a teensy bit of it in there and while I use it, my body will absorb it through osmosis helping give me a nice thick lining for a little embryo to implant.

Yes, I have completely lost it!

pebbledam · July 2017

I had sex before ever giving my first blow job.

jsnakehole · July 2017

Since I've been living alone, I've been drinking directly from bottles instead of pouring cups.

I'm gonna have to stop before DH comes home.

nitnat007 · July 2017

@kbamomma33 @doxiemoxie212 with you ladies. Have totally given a BJ in a theater lol. Proud moment!

FFFC - I intentionally leave the over loaded laundry basket right by DH office doorway, so that he basically has to climb over it, in hopes that he will eventually get annoyed enough and carry it downstairs to the laundry room for me. FYI this has not worked to date. But I still try.

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

@pebbledam me too! Also I didn't lose my v-card until I was 18

pebbledam · July 2017

@lurvleybunchococonuts - I was 16, but DH lost his virginity at 18. I honestly can't believe that man made it to 18.

lund · July 2017

I dipped an OPK today because I'm 8 dpo and dipping a HPT would be crazy, but maybe an opk would be super duper positive and give me hopes for a BFP. Because that's totally scientifically logical and not stupid at all. Clearly the BSC doesn't get any better the longer you're TTC or when you have IF issues

Oh, and the OPK was definitely not anywhere close to positive. Womp womp.

cards10 · July 2017

FFFC - I am literally doing no work all day. None. I just keep moving documents around on my computer screen every once in a while

So ready for the weeeeekend!

fishsticks-n-custard · July 2017

@pebbledam @lurvleybunchococonuts
Lost my V card at 29. Yeah, that's what happens when you postpone adolescence by being in school for f***ing ever.

jsnakehole · July 2017

Not my confession, but one of my best friend's sorority sisters, at 28 years old has done (to quote my friend) "everything BUTT p-in-v sex."

lulu1180 · July 2017

@LuND I feel like you and I are on the same crazy train!

pebbledam · July 2017

@fishsticks-n-custard - You have a lot of time to make up for! Get off here and go HIO!!!

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

@fishsticks-n-custard Holy damn girl! Kudos for knowing what you wanted and not jeopardizing school, etc. But go do all the humping. Right now.

doxiemoxie212 · July 2017

pebbledam said:

I had sex before ever giving my first blow job.

A wise choice

jsnakehole · July 2017

I am willingly watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.

charlestonchew · July 2017

@lund I do that almost every month because I can't not pee on things...

Augusta108 · July 2017

@fishsticks-n-custard, solidarity! When I saw the comments earlier in the thread I was all set to confess that I didn't lose my virginity until I was 25, but you beat me to the punch! I don't think being a "late bloomer" is as rare as people sometimes make you think.

But yes, I've made up for a lot of lost time since then...

lurvleybunchococonuts · July 2017

Don't worry guys! I'm making up for my crappy lunch with copious amounts of vodka lemonades & DH is making chicken ceasar salad + cheesy bread for evening noms.

_darth · July 2017

FFFC: I'm clueless about eyebrow styling and maintenance, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. I just let my brows do what they want, and hope people don't judge.

charlestonchew · July 2017

Lost my virginity at 15... but I am with the same person still, so I guess I made the right choice lol

pebbledam · July 2017

One of the reasons I like peeing in a cup is if my pee looks too diluted, I pour it out and try again later.

fishsticks-n-custard · July 2017

@pebbledam @lurvleybunchococonuts Don't worry. Like @Augusta108 I have definitely made up for lost time.

kindbytealikat · July 2017

Kudos to you all who could wait until your mid/late 20s. I was determined to make it through HS. I managed that with a couple close calls. Haha but August came and there it went.

pebbledam · July 2017

I basically used my HS boyfriend like most teenaged boys supposedly use girls for sex. i didn't really know what I was doing at the time, but afterwards I realized I was using him for the experience.

paleoprincess · July 2017

@jsnakehole I love that show! I miss cable

@_darth I can't handle my eyebrows either, I pay a nice lady at the mall $14 a month to fix them for me.

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